Thought maybe we could post funny quotes from MSN and whatnot... cuz I had to share this one.
Leese says:
*according to jazzy's writing... Kam slapped the taste out of bucky's nose
*It gets broken up as Kameron slaps the taste out of Bucky's nose, who just chuckles and then spears the living hell out of Kameron
Jax says:
*you can taste with your nose?
*SINCE WHEN?!
Leese says:
*Since now!
Jax says:
*cool
*the human race has evolved!
Leese says:
*lmao
*maybe Bucky's an alien
Jax says:
*someone check and see if Darwin's rolling over in his grave!
Leese says:
Mark should be the love child of Axl Rose and Ric Flair
evil joyce says:
O_O
Wow
Leese says:
He's in a band and he wrestles ^^
evil joyce says:
...who's the woman in that relationship?
Leese says:
Axl's the bitch
evil joyce says:
Hahaha, thought so
"Do me, Ric! Do me hard!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Leese says:
lmfao
Randomness with a wrestling buddy of mine
Leese:
*my bumcheek is bruised :(
Kev Ca$h:
*HAHA! Most.Random.Comment.Ever
Kev Ca$h:
*but thats what you get for slipping lol
*bet it looks like a fart mark
*right?
Leese:
*lmao i dont know. i havent looked. i can jsut feel it ^^
Kev Ca$h:
*okay i bet it feels like a fart mark :P
Leese:
*it feels like a bruise on my arse XD
Kev Ca$h:
*Hahaha well
*still
*i LOL
*love you, really, but i still like to LOL
Leese:
*some old lady was walking up as i fell
*i got back up, walked past her and she just gave me this smile
Leese:
*i wanted to slap her. was alright for her. she had a walking stick!
*i only had my 2 legs XD
Kev Ca$h:
*You should have STO'd her
Leese:
*hahaha my fave move!
*'cept I'd have probably fallen on my face
Leese:
*But, because I'm hardcore, I'd no-sell the stupid ice, get back up and MK Ultra her
Kev Ca$h:
*As long as i could shit on her old face
*then anything would suffice
Leese:
*MK Ultra'ing an old lady would give me more heat than Keenan got for doing it to a cripple
*I can get more over as a heel in the street than he can in 1PW XD
Kev Ca$h:
*But wasn't that cripple Dan Edge?
Leese:
*Yes. Yes it was.
Kev Ca$h:
*See, i hate Dan Edge
*he's a bit of a twat
Leese:
*He's lot of a twat. Had a convo with him once at the Granby and he thinks he's the best thing since Avenged Sevenfold :P
*Because Avenged Sevenfold are better than sliced bread.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Kev Ca$h:
*Oh and apparently did you know about the rumour about you sleeping with SJK?
Leese:
*I wish that was true :D
Kev Ca$h:
*I know haha but yeah that is a legit rumour
Leese:
*From who and since when? :D
Kev Ca$h:
*Nova told me that it was all the buzz before after a 1PW show
*Dean etc said about it apparently
Leese:
*Awesome
*I'll go along with it XD
*I'll let him do the denying
Kev Ca$h:
*LMFAO!
i love the MK Ultra. just because every time he does it i get to stand up, point at the screen, and yell TEABAG DRIVER!
LMAO XD
The MK Ultra is awesome.
Brandy will appreciate this if no-one else does :D
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:28):
*HOW MANY PICTURES OF M WITH A BONER IS THERE!? XD OMFG, WHAT A SLUT!
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:28):
*lmao
*he LOVES his fans SO much XD
*we turn him on ;)
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:28):
*;D I can SEE that!
*Who freaking CAN'T see that?!
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:29):
*Maybe it's not a boner
*maybe he just has afucking HUGE cock XD
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:30):
*XD Yeeeeeah, but some pictures are slightly BIGGER than others!
*Slughtly more "tented"
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:30):
*lmfao
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:30):
*XD
*I'M BEING SERIOUS!
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:30):
*I know XD
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:30):
*XD
*I love him...
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:31):
*I love him even when he'spulling retarded faces like http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avengedsevenfold/photos/avenged-sevenfold/?id=57868601
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:31):
*OMG *MATTGAZM*
*that's not retarded
*that's like "YOU KNOW I MAKE YOU WANNA SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAM"
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:32):
*The rest of the band are all like "calm, peace and serenity" and he's all like "IMASPACECOWBOY!"
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:32):
*I was going to make an inappropriate joke about how he could ride me if he wanted
*but I wont :P
*or I just did
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:33):
*XD OMFG ILY.
*LOL
*I FOUND
*THE ULTIMATE CROTCH SHOT
*http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avengedsevenfold/photos/m-shadows/?id=57514171
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:34):
*I have that saved XD
*I screenshotted this from the making of Afterlife vid.... http://i45.tinypic.com/30ihniv.jpg
*MATTGAZM, AWAY!
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:34):
*XD YAYYYY
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:35):
*"I don't know what this has to do with anything but...it's a good reason to take my shirt off." *smirk*
*NOBODY IS COMPLAINING, MATTHEW.
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:35):
*Oh yes it is, Matthew.
*NOMNOMNOM.
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:35):
*ok ok ok
*brace yourself
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:36):
* http://i50.tinypic.com/rshizn.jpg
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:36):
*;O
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:36):
*I WANT TO BE THAT BOTTLE
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:36):
*:O
*I WANT TO BE THAT WATER!
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:40):
*OMG
*OMG
*OMG
*PMSFL.
* http://www.buzznet.com/tags/avengedsevenfold/photos/m-shadows/?id=57201121
No one ever realized that they're already dead. says (16:40):
*GOD HIS LIPS ARE SO.........
*DSJFKSFJLS;JFKDLSJFKSLDJFDSFS
*Yeah
*that.
Franz/x/You know what life? Your mother's face. says (16:40):
*XD
*i understand....
[/fangirling]
Stone
Can't we just settle this like men, with a good ol' fashion game of 'Mercy'?
Akela
No. The men never win.
Stone
Then I'm breaking out the Jenga game. LOL
Grant
Fuck your Jenga. I challenge you all to Candy Land, bitches.
Stone
I see your Candy Land, and raise you Shoots and Ladders.
Jay 2K Winger
Fuck that. HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
Kore
i'll play hungry hungry hippoes if everyone gets good and drunk before it and shouts lots of profanities.
EJay
I bags the orange hippo.
Jay 2K Winger
Drunk Hungry Hungry Hippos is the only way to play the game.
Grant
BOOO drinking. Some of us aren't slaves to our vices! YOU NEED TO BE SAVED!
Also, this is a terrible fed to be a recovering alcoholic in. You assholes. :P
Kore
just the TNA logo on top should make you want a drink.
Grant
Yet another reason for change. TNA promotes liver disease by encouraging their audience to drink by being terrible.
Stone
shit, I don't need booze to shout profanities. :D
Grant
Oddly enough, "TNA" has become a profanity. And possibly a crime against humanity.
Further proof that when the next Ice Age hits, the American Southeast is DOOMED.
:D;D
Ladnier124 6:21 pm
(6:21:05 PM): it's sleeting bad here
(6:21:19 PM): and just watched the weahter.. where I am at, we are in the 3-5 inch range
jadakaine 6:21 pm
(6:21:27 PM): Pfft.
(6:21:34 PM): It'll all be gone by Sat. anyway
(6:21:39 PM): It's supposed to be like 50
Ladnier124 6:21 pm
(6:21:40 PM): so? It's snow!
(6:21:47 PM): how often does that happen around here!!
jadakaine 6:21 pm
(6:21:47 PM): So what?
(6:21:49 PM): lol.
(6:22:03 PM): They declared a STATEWIDE emergency for the threat of snow.
(6:22:12 PM): Seriously...it's 2-3 fucking inches of snow.
Ladnier124 6:22 pm
(6:22:19 PM): but it NEVER SNOWS in mississippi
jadakaine 6:22 pm
(6:22:21 PM): You can still drive in that shit no problem.
Ladnier124 6:22 pm
(6:22:27 PM): not me.. i'll freakl
jadakaine 6:22 pm
(6:22:30 PM): and you people panic over nothing.
(6:22:52 PM): lol. Try living in the Northeast for a year. That'll teach ya what real weather is.
Ladnier124 6:23 pm
(6:23:04 PM): lol
(6:23:07 PM): i know how it is
(6:23:08 PM): trust me
(6:23:24 PM): i lived in PA for 2 months
jadakaine 6:23 pm
(6:23:33 PM): ....oooo, 2 whole months?
(6:23:37 PM): lol.
Ladnier124 6:23 pm
(6:23:41 PM): yeah, that's a long time for me!
(6:24:02 PM): i couldn't handle the snow and the below zero temps
(6:24:06 PM): :-P
convo between me and my Northeast Ohio buddy.
(6:15:18 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: looks to be the snowiest day in the recorded history of the metroplex
(6:15:32 PM) Firesoul: lol Wow.
(6:17:23 PM) Firesoul: Lemme guess, peeps are freaking the fuck out?
(6:17:30 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: actually
(6:17:39 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: most people aren't working and are having a blast with it
(6:17:59 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: impromptu attempts at snowbloarding with surfboards and sledding with cardboard boxes
(6:18:23 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: or hot cocoaing
(6:18:52 PM) Firesoul: Cardboard box sledding... this does not lighten my "lol Texas" mentality. Hahaha
(6:19:17 PM) Firesoul: Though it's nice to hear the world isn't ending down there because of it.
(6:19:47 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: it was for a bit, but then everybody got carried off in the "whoah"ness
(6:19:59 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: those who've never been out of the south, you know
(6:20:05 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: foot of freaking snow
(6:22:14 PM) Firesoul: Joe came into work today and went "man, it's nuts out there. Snow everywhere." Eugene and I laughed because i was shoveling at 6am in my slippers, running pants and a thin t-shirt. Eugene was sitting on his back porch at 5am drinking beer in his boxers. lol
(6:22:31 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: you crazy fucks
(6:23:16 PM) Firesoul: Ray in the meat department slept in his truck because it was "perfect sleeping weather." lol
(6:23:25 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: O.o
(6:23:56 PM) Firesoul: We may, in fact, be crazier than the south in a few ways. lol
(6:24:46 PM) Firesoul: I might crack the window tonight, actually. Depending on the wind chill.
c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: also, this guy should go into wrestling: http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/snow-shout-it-s-the-screaming-weatherman-18087127
(6:37:58 PM) Firesoul: LOL. "RECORD BREAKING! AAAAAHHH!"
(6:38:34 PM) Firesoul: I demand Ultimate Warrior and the Shouting Weatherman battle to the death in an oversized snow globe.
(6:42:39 PM) c'mon drift away, through fundamental boundaries...: YES.
(6:43:39 PM) Firesoul: With Scott Steiner as the ref and the ghost of Sam Kinison as the enforcer.
Leese says (06:44):
WE'RE GONNA DRIVE AROUND AND LOOK FOR...SLUTS!
Franz says (06:44):
XD PMSL
Good ol' A7X
Leese says (06:44):
Yus
They're so immature and lovely and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Franz says (06:44):
XD
Leese says (06:45):
I was showing my friend pics and vids on my phone today... she hasn't been introduced to Matt's sexiness yet. She was watching the STD video and I'm on the other side of the bar pointing bits out like "Arrested? Naked? Lifting weights?" and she's all "Have you fucking memorized this?" WHY, YES I HAVE! BECAUSE IT'S PHIT AS FOOK!
Franz says (06:45):
XD
LAWL
Leese says (06:46):
And as I'm mentioning bits she's nodding her head and like, staring at the screen. Then she went "Bye bye" and waved at it XD I was like..."lawlz...Val's dead."
Franz says (06:46):
LAWL
VAL = EVIL
Leese says (06:46):
For realz. She stole my man before I had a chance to meet him.
That bitch.
Franz says (06:47):
WHat
a
slut
D:
Leese says (06:47):
I know, right?
My friend asked how old he was and I was like "Same age as you".
Her eyes went like O.O "He is not 28!"
Franz says (06:47):
LOL
Yes
Leese says (06:48):
"Yes he is. Kinda. 28 going on 8." XD
Franz says (06:48):
phittness
LOL
NIce XD
He's such a child though
Leese says (06:49):
Exactly
Though I shouldn't have said that, really. I could get in trouble for that kinda thing. Eight year olds are kinda off limits
Franz says (06:49):
BUt when it's Matt?
:'D
Leese says (06:49):
True
I guess it's ok then XD
Franz says (06:50):
Pedophillia when Matt Shadows is concerned = FIneByMe.
Leese says (06:50):
lmao this is so wrong
yet... so right
because it's Matt
Franz says (06:51):
XD
YES!
Matt = Sex.
Doesn't matter if it's underage, bestiality.
XD
ANYTHING
IT'S MATT
Leese says (06:52):
What if he was your brother? o.O
Franz says (06:52):
IDC
INCEST
IT'S FREAKING MATT FFS
Leese says (06:52):
Again, you make a good point XD
Franz says (06:53):
XD
I think
in court
it would work.
Leese says (06:53):
No doubt
"Is it true you engaged in sexual activities with your own brother?"
"Yeah. Duh. FUCKING LOOK AT HIM!"
Franz says (06:53):
PMFSLOTF.
YES
"LOOK AT HIS CROTCH!"
"AND THE DIMPLES....JESUS!"
Leese says (06:54):
BUT DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY. IT WILL TAKE OUT AN EYE.
Franz says (06:54):
LAWL! XD
Leese says (06:55):
Ahhh the dimples. They are amazing XD
Look at this big buff dude with all the tattoos
He's such a badass
Franz says (06:55):
DimpleDimple :'D
Leese says (06:56):
...until he smiles, or scowls (pouts) or tries looking serious and gives the puppy dog eyes
MATT YOU CAN'T DO BADASS, YOU ADORABLE CREATURE. STOP TRYING.
Franz says (06:57):
LAWL I KNOW RIGHT!?
XD
Leese says (06:57):
He tries, bless him. Going back to the original subject... EIGHT YEAR OLDS ARE NOT BADASS XD
Franz says (06:58):
XD ESP 8 YEAR OLDS WITH DIMPLES
I want to see 8 year old Matt
smiling XD
Leese says (06:59):
LMAO... This conversation is going beyond the point of no return
SHOW ME A PICTURE OF AN EIGHT YEAR OLD KID NAO!
Franz says (06:59):
http://www.sidewalklyrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/evil_dead-12483.jpg
Leese says (06:59):
I thought you were linking me to a pic of 8 year old Matt then. I was gonna be like "NO! I CAN'T LOOK!" XD
Franz says (07:00):
XD
LAWL
It's 8 year old Val.
Leese says (07:01):
LMFAO
Was she really that pretty??
wtf happeneD?
Franz says (07:01):
OHYES.
I KNOW RIGHT D:
LIKE
SERIOUSLY
Leese says (07:06):
Val killed the convo
Seriously
What a bitch
Franz says (07:06):
VAL
Needs
To
DIE
D:
Leese says (07:07):
No because it would make Matt sad and he's already sad enough right now :(
But, in an ideal world, yes.
Franz says (07:07):
D:
WE'D MAKE HIM HAPPY!
Leese says (07:08):
hmmm
good deal
Franz says (07:08):
:'D
We're so much cooler than her
Leese says (07:09):
Well, yeah. She's not cool enough to fuck him if he was her brother and 8 years old o.O
Franz says (07:09):
THANK YOU
XD
WE'RE BETTER THAN HER
Leese says (07:10):
The fact that he's not literally an eight year old is our saving grace here, ya know? xD
Franz says (07:10):
XD
Oh yes.
Thank God he's not watching this convo.
Leese says (07:10):
LOL! Scarred for life.
He's watching it over my shoulder *shifty eyes*
Franz says (07:11):
o.o
And you're not raping him?
Leese says (07:12):
If the poster was 3D... I might be tempted
Sadly impaling myself on a piece of flat paper doesn't seem too possible o.O
We really need to stop xD
Franz says (07:13):
You just literally traumatized my mind with the last image.
XD
You could always roll it up.
Leese says (07:13):
LMAO... but then it wouldnt just be Shads. It'd be... all of them D:
Franz says (07:13):
ORGY SEVENFOLD
Leese says (07:14):
though I do have posters of Matt on his own... just not over my shoulder XD
A convo from work. I am Terri and I'll refer to him as JD (for John Doe)
(As I'm passing the electronics dept checkout area JD is there chatting instead of doing his job. He looks over at me and says)
JD: Hey Sally (obviously not my name or gender)
Terri: Hey man. How's that topical cream working out for you? It still inflamed? Burns and itches?
(I walk off as the cashier for electronics smirks at him and JD grasps for a thought. An hour later he passes by my department)
JD: That was a good one. you got me man.
jaytrain40 (2:02:05 PM): why is it single gals are much more approachable on valentine's day?
jadakaine (2:02:23 PM): Because they're desperate for attention.
jaytrain40 (2:02:36 PM): i'm talking to four of them!
jadakaine (2:02:47 PM): ....as I said.
I love how the majority of my "hilarious" convos - which aren't actually hilarious, more just amusing to one or two people - revolve around A7X or just M. Shadows
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (12:55):
*I pledge allegiance to the Deathbat, Of the United Nation of Sevenfold, and to the Gates for which they stand Plague, one nation, under Christ, indivisible with Shadows and Vengeance for all.
Leese says (13:05):
*baha. Oh and yes to your offline message. i heard about the memorial thing in traf. i said i'm attending :P
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:06):
*:P YES!
*YESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYEYSUFKNRQWJLK:RHMGL
*#mxs[o.lq
*!!!
*etc etc etc
Leese says (13:06):
*lol
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:07):
*My band started it! :P
Leese says (13:07):
*woot
*hopefully more organised than the last XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:07):
*:D
*INDEED
*Nah, we're contacting Kerrang and all that shiz
Leese says (13:07):
*though that one was funny with the way the creator was all "No alcohol. We don't want to ruin it."
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:08):
*LOL
Leese says (13:08):
*"She's not here. Fuck it" *buys alcohol"
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:08):
*EPICFAIL.
*LOL
**Walks to TRafalger Square at 2AM*
Leese says (13:08):
*As if Jimmy wouldn't want us drinking
*wtf ^^
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:08):
*XD
Leese says (13:08):
*that's a fucking long walk
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:09):
*XD
*BUT
*We had Jimmy
*And JD
Leese says (13:09):
*AND we got lost in Finsbury Park xD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:09):
*ANd some rum shiz
*XD
*LAWL
*YES
*ANd almost raped!
Leese says (13:09):
*MIXED TOGETHER
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:09):
*GO US!
Leese says (13:09):
*It was like fucking poison
*I took that to the pub when I was working and made people sip it
*they were like "WTF"
Leese says (13:10):
*IT BURNED
*one drunken woman downed half the bottle
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:10):
*YAY
*OMG
Leese says (13:10):
*I was like "OI! MINE!" XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:10):
*XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:11):
*LAWL
*I would love to see The Rev's reaction to it
*"WTF IS THIS SHIT?! D:"
Leese says (13:11):
*lmao yes
*I only got the rum shit 'cause it said 'cock' in the name
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:12):
*ROTFFPMSL
*We should make a rum
*and call it
*"Shadzcock Rum"
*:'D
Leese says (13:12):
*with some really cheesy punch line
*LAWL PUNCH
*It was rum punch we drank xD
*anyways...
Leese says (13:13):
*DID YOU READ ABOUT MY DREAM?!
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:13):
*:O
*NUH
*WHAT
Leese says (13:13):
*you suck
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:13):
*I know ;D
Leese says (13:13):
*I tweeted it AND facebooked it
*hold on!
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:13):
*WAIT
*OMG
*I have to go in a sec for my tattoo D:
Leese says (13:13):
*M. Shadows won a real award for best ass in a music vid and he got up before he was even announced as the winner - cocky bastard. Then he couldn't do his acceptance speech because the audience wouldn't stop chanting "TAKE THE JEANS OFF!"
Leese says (13:14):
*It saddens me that the dream ended and I don't know whether he took off his jeans or not XD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:14):
*LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL
*OMG
Leese says (13:14):
*awesome or what? xD
Franz/.x./ Deathbats&Necropillia. CuzThat'sJust HowWeRoll. says (13:14):
*YES
*OMG
*XD
*I want your imagination. :P
Leese says (13:15):
*I want my imagination to NOT CUT THINGS SHORT
Roberta - Roris Mum - says:
should i write something new or just let her post what I've written for this week. Oh have you seen what....
Anna says:
what?
Roberta - Roris Mum - says:
don't you love how i start a sentence and never finish it....
Anna says:
yeah i do cause it's less work for me i don't have to answer
My ex: Jason, i am getting back with my ex.
Jason: Good, hope you will be happy.
My Ex: I need you to leave me alone, we can't be be friends as long as I am with someone else.
Jason: Umm... haven't I been telling you to leave me alone and we cant be friends for the past few months?
My Ex: Yea, but its different now!
Jason: OK... Well, bye bye
Later the same afternoon.
Jason's Ex: I won't go out with him if you take me back.....
Jason's Ex: Have you stopped talking to me?
Jason presses block and delete contact!!!
-----------------------------------------------------
Women annoy me so much.... After months of telling her to leave me alone, she tells me to leave her alone only to ask why I am not talkin to her. PMSL.
evil joyce: says:
lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY&feature=related
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
I hate the chatbot says:
....... until the tv show. Then we have two. Then Endgame made it one again
except the chick he kept around so he could get blowjobs for all eternity
best part of that video is trying not to laugh at Freddy Mercury's mustache. I fail every time.
bullitproof: sorry, running on 128mb today
Grant: S'okay.
Grant: ((video link))
Grant: If it can handle it. lol
bullitproof: no audio?
Grant: There's audio.
bullitproof: i meant on this computer
bullitproof: i found headphones
bullitproof: it keeps saying it can't message, are you getting this?
Grant: Yes.
Grant: All sorts of issues over there. lol
bullitproof: it belongs to my 87 year old... ex-step-grandad
bullitproof: i'll be on results... if my mom's mp3 player ever charges. this comp only has one usb port
Grant: I like how you're a beast with tech-stuff. And your standard equipment should be on display next inbetween a rotary phone and a fuckin' telegraph machine.
Grant: "Hey guys, results will be a bit late, I've gotta get someone to fix the hand crank on the motherboard and polish the wax cylinder."
Me: Nana's wedding is in 10 days are you excited?
My 7 year old Niece: Uh-huh and then it'll be 3 days and then you'll be pregnant!
Me: Wait what? No! And then I'll be married!
Niece: When will you have the baby?
Me: I'm not having a baby!
Niece: But that's what happens when you get married.
Me: Not always.
Niece: That's what happened to mama. I think her and daddy must have got married two times.
*What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:22):
http://avengedsevenfoldseternalsoldiers.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/68950558.jpg
Los Confistador Uno says (14:24):
*sexy
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:24):
*yus
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:25):
*wouldn't that be kinda awkward if he ever has to have a wank?
*right hand and all...
*OH HAI JIMMEH!
Los Confistador Uno says (14:25):
*hahaaha
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:27):
*OH GOD XD
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:27):
*Can you imagine Rev?
*Matt just casually goes into the bathroom
*gets ready
*looks at hand "Oh, fuck"
*Jimmy laughs hysterically.
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:27):
*PAHAHA XD
*OH MY GOD
*XD
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:28):
*LEFT HAND, MATEY!
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:28):
*And with Val.
*O_O
*"Matt, why are you looking so awkward?"
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:28):
*Matthew, I love you... but you've fucked yourself over.
*Literally.
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:28):
*"CUZ JIMMY'S WATCHING ME >.<"
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:28):
*lmao XD
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:30):
*Right or left wouldn't matter anyways. He's so big he has to use both hands :H
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:31):
*and on that note...
**listens to The Fight*
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:31):
*O_O
*XD
*But poor Jimmy. O_o
*He's all like EW
Los Confistador Uno says (14:31):
*hahahaha, he gets a towel, and wraps that around it, then benches himself off XD
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:31):
*GOD
*LOLZ
*XD
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:32):
*He might be all
*"Brian... I... need a hand here. Literally. A hand. Without Jimmy on it."
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:32):
*O_O
*Brian - "O_O"
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:32):
*"Zacky?"
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:33):
*Zacky - "*RUNS*"
What the shit Shads? SCREAM, MOTHERFUCKER. says (14:33):
*Meanwhile, Jimmy is looking down and rolling with laughter. Like when I got his birthday wrong on MY tat.
Franz [[MattyFuckingBerry]] Has just woken up.... Sleepy Berry...... says (14:33):
*XD
*Aww
*Jimmy
*what a mother fucker. XD
dell, by the way, is an adventurous little company to order from.
[21:11] Grant: At least sometime in the next two weeks you'll have a shiny new toy to ease the mental pain?
[21:11] bullitproof: ... two weeks?
[21:12] Grant: Between their shipping time and how long it takes to get from me to you?
[21:13] bullitproof: ... so i take it the estimation time of like, 15-19 is now out the window?
[21:15] Grant: I'm hoping for it. But it hasn't come yet, so I'm nervous. It says it's shipped. So thats a worst case scenario as far as I know. IF it's actually in shipment stage, I should get get by Monday, logically. But their emails have me nervous.
[21:15] Grant: They've sent me three different "shipment" emails. Three different dates. :/
[21:16] bullitproof: aaaah.
[21:16] bullitproof: fucking crazy dell.
[21:16] Grant: One said the 17th, one said the 24th, the last said 19th. I'm so confused. lol
[21:21] Grant: I'll probably overnight the thing when it gets here anyway. :)
[21:21] bullitproof: *noogies*
[21:24] Grant: I'm a sucker, I know. lol
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[22:20] Grant: ...I just got ANOTHER email from Dell, again saying the 17th.
[22:20] Grant: *headdesk*
[22:20] bullitproof: oh dell.
[22:21] bullitproof: maybe it's just one of those attempts to be overly accurate and they're sending you an email every time something goes right or wrong.
[22:22] Grant: I'm almost expecting the next email to read "we delivered it yesterday evening. Nice hedges by the way."
[22:22] bullitproof: ahahahahahaha
Leese:
*Matt Heafy and I had a moment during this song *nods*
Shane:
*lmao And this moment was? xp
Leese:
*he looked directly at me and smiled!
Shane:
*lmao
Leese:
*he'd dedicated it to all the girls
*i'd managed to get my way right to the front against the barrier :D
Shane:
*lmao Way to go. :P
Leese:
*he ttly wanted me
*yep
*xD
Shane:
*lmao
Leese:
*eye contact
*and a smile as he sang
*clearly, he was undressing me with his eyes
Shane:
*Is that so? lol
Leese:
*YES
*I can pretend!
Shane:
*lmao That you can.
*What, want Heafy now too? xp
Leese:
*... I have a thing for lead singers named Matt
*don't judge me!
*or just hot tattooed guys named Matt. Since that's SJK's name, too.
Shane:
*Right, a thing for dudes named Matt. Got it.
Leese:
*Not ALL Matts. There are some ugly Matts.
*I like hot Matts. Matts with sexy tattoos.
Shane:
*lmao
[13:26] Grant: So.... how are you?
...
*flees to the panic room*
[13:26] bullitproof: XD
[13:27] Grant: I...I don't actually have a panic room. It's just a broom closet with a really big bag of dog food in front of it.
[13:29] bullitproof: hey, those big dogs of bag food... wow... did i just type that?
[13:29] bullitproof: i did. and was about to backspace, but then had to share
[13:30] Grant: Big Dogs of Bag Food sounds like an independent film.
[13:31] Grant: And if it's not one, it's about to be. I'm writing the script as we speak.
[13:32] Grant: It'll be the only movie to be shot entirely on a webcam from Kmart.
[13:33] Grant: With a $200 budget.
[13:34] bullitproof: bahahahahaha
[13:35] bullitproof: what does the 200 go towards? snacks while you spend 100 hours in front of the cameras trying to capture brilliance at random?
[13:37] Grant: I'm just gonna get some douchey pretty boy to put on some dark clothing, throw some baby powder on him, and shove his scrawny ass into a tree. If I expose enough teenage girls to it, I'll be a millionaire in no time.
[13:37] bullitproof: THE BABY POWDER NEEDS TO HAVE GLITTER IN IT. DON'T FORGET.
[13:37] Grant: That might be out of my price range.
[13:38] bullitproof: for two hundred?
[13:38] bullitproof: up it to 210 and by some gorram glitter
[13:39] Grant: Yes. I need at least 100 of that to use as bandages to cover the severe lacerations my dignity will suffer in the process.
[13:42] Grant: Or maybe I'll spend the money on a cheap camcorder and a warhammer. I'll get my halloween viking gear on and go around bashing pretty boys and emo kids with the hammer.
[13:42] bullitproof: METAL TROLL
[13:42] Grant: DEATH VIA GIMLI~!
Jeff is an ex of mine that I'm still friends with.
Jeff: Okay, so it's official...Heather basically said she was sure there would be other opportunities for us to have sex...
Me: Cool.
Jeff: And I was rather smart. I parleyed a screw-up of forgetting a DVD last time we met into me spending the night with her next Saturday after the party.
Me: Cool.
Jeff: Oh, and she says I should tell you that you trained me well...
Me: Cool.
Jeff: You could say thank me. lol.
Me: Why should I say thanks? I'm the master, you're the padawan. You should be thanking me for teaching you not to suck so badly they never call you back...like your "girlfriends" did before I came along.
kore: :| never google randy orton with the safesearch off.
joyce: ....
joyce: don't tell me that
joyce: now i have to do it
kore: he has a towel
kore: but it's uh
kore: not ON really if you get me
joyce: O_o
joyce: i don't ever wanna see that again
kore: it's... draped.
kore: yeah, you see.
joyce: great body but ....oh holy fuck.
kore: ?
kore: my brainmeats are just melted from that photo in general. naked guys at random are... Definitely Not My Thing.
joyce: lol.
joyce: the look on his face just says to me: "Bet you can't guess how small my penis is."
kore: ... doesn't his face always say that?
joyce: good point
kore: aaaah we should funny convo thread that and burn out more folks' brainmeats
joyce: doooo it
kore: because we are sadists and because misery loves company
joyce: oh yes
kore: and also ridiculousness loves company and that qualifies too.
joyce: very true
Not hilarious, but it amused me. ;D Sorry Shane.
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*lol I've been in front of my keyboard a lot more than I've wanted tobe lately. I think I'm tired of writing period right now. xp
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*Then go lie down or something ^^
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*lmao I really should. xp I think I've slept a grand total of 1-3 hours over the last four days.
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*What time is it?
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*2:43 pm.
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*Wait... Where are you?
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*My home town= my characters home towns.
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*Then how are you an hour behind me? :S
Enigma- "Really, being an asshole is just a misunderstood form of self enlightenment." says:
*Wait... That clock is wrong. xp
*.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says:
*lol
*Don't do that to me! .>.<
louisa says (18:59):
dont supose you know much about printers?
Zig says (18:59):
ish
'sup?
louisa says (19:00):
i changed my ink the other day cuz it'd run out, now when i print its got yellow lines going through the image all the way down the page...
Zig says (19:00):
oh
hmm
Zig says (19:01):
witout seeing the printer it's hard to tell why it'd do that
louisa just sent you a nudge.
Zig says (19:01):
lol
louisa says (19:02):
aagggh sorry didnt mean to do that... ... its only been doing it since i changed the ink, might give them a wiggle and see if its just not conected propperly?
Zig says (19:03):
maybe
louisa says (19:04):
im doing a nozzle check lol
Zig says (19:04):
heard that before
;) :P
louisa says (19:04):
lol
louisa says (19:05):
well that came back clean so not sure what it could be?
Zig says (19:05):
have you run a print test?
louisa says (19:05):
yeah just done it
Zig says (19:05):
no joy?
louisa says (19:06):
meh ish, im doing a head clean to see if that works
Zig says (19:06):
heard that one before too
:D ;)
louisa says (19:07):
haha someones feeling much better arnt they!? lol i see the illness hasnt effected your filthy mind lol
Zig says (19:07):
it'd take more than a bout of sickness to halt my sickness ;)
louisa says (19:08):
lol
woooh my head cleaning was sucsessful
Zig says (19:08):
i'll bet it was
louisa says (19:09):
:D
Zig says:
juggalo is a man whore, right?
joyce says:
extreme fan of insane clown posse, but close enough.
LOL
**special note** JENN AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED NOR HAVE WE DATED!
[12:16:00 AM] Roberta Belton: awwww baby i didn't mean to break your heart i offered to come kiss you better
[12:16:38 AM] jennifer bramhill: but u didnt! (broken heart)
[12:17:05 AM] Roberta Belton: no offense but i guess i will flirt with anyone tonight
[12:17:50 AM] jennifer bramhill:
[12:17:58 AM] jennifer bramhill: fell better now tho? not so crazy
[12:18:24 AM] Roberta Belton: yeah i feel a lil better thanks... robertabelton i love how a simple comma can make the difference in one sentence.... "i'm sorry i love you"... my newest tweet
[12:20:09 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol
[12:21:22 AM] Roberta Belton: what i'm sorry i'm cheating on you with, but i do love them but i like you too
[12:21:36 AM] jennifer bramhill: yea! we never devorsed!
[12:21:53 AM] Roberta Belton: when you learn how to spell it we will be
[12:22:05 AM] jennifer bramhill: i tore up the divorce papers i never signed it
[12:22:30 AM] Roberta Belton: so we're still together or do i have to make them up tomorrow at work and put em on your desk to be signed i'll put why we broke up cause i was unfaithful
[12:22:56 AM] jennifer bramhill: hahah well i think i was cheating on alex at the time... with u ... so bad excuse
[12:23:50 AM] Roberta Belton: yeah we did spend a night in a hotel room together
[12:24:09 AM] jennifer bramhill: heheheh
[12:24:19 AM] Roberta Belton: alright i still luv yah get some sleep i still care if it means anything
[12:24:43 AM] jennifer bramhill: but its you not me?
[12:24:51 AM] Roberta Belton: well it's them not you
[12:24:54 AM] jennifer bramhill: haha
[12:25:15 AM] jennifer bramhill: well i wont sign the papers till i get hald the stuff
[12:25:32 AM] Roberta Belton: half my stuff includes half my debt and baby you don't want half that
[12:25:43 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol and mine i owe osap bout 22,000
[12:25:48 AM] Roberta Belton: :O
[12:25:51 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol
[12:26:01 AM] Roberta Belton: fuck that i'll just continue to cheat on you
[12:26:05 AM] jennifer bramhill: lol
[12:26:07 AM] Roberta Belton: you'll get sick of it sooner or later
[12:26:12 AM] jennifer bramhill: (heart) u dear gnite
[12:26:25 AM] Roberta Belton: luv yah too have good sleeps hunny
[12:26:37 AM] jennifer bramhill: btw my folks aint home ill sneak u in walk ovr
[12:26:38 AM] jennifer bramhill: hehe
[12:26:41 AM] jennifer bramhill: gnite
[12:26:54 AM] Roberta Belton: erm i'll stay here to stay outta trouble alright
[12:26:57 AM] jennifer bramhill: haha
[12:27:05 AM] Roberta Belton: night pincess
[12:27:22 AM] jennifer bramhill: *cough* and i cant spell?
[12:27:37 AM] Roberta Belton: no i ment to leave the r outta that
[12:27:50 AM] jennifer bramhill: huh lol
[12:28:02 AM] Roberta Belton: nevermind go to sleep before i spank you
[12:28:25 AM] jennifer bramhill: omg OMG OOOOMMMMFFFFGGGG
[12:28:42 AM] Roberta Belton: ha ha ha ha ha good night
[12:28:52 AM] jennifer bramhill: fine leave me (broken heart)
[12:29:08 AM] Roberta Belton: i need a shower divorce papers will be on your desk
[12:29:20 AM] Roberta Belton: i can't do this i can't break your heart more than what i have before
[12:29:43 AM] jennifer bramhill: i can forgive the past but lets make a future togerhet
[12:30:29 AM] Roberta Belton: i won't be able to look at you and feel those feelings they're not there... i've destroyed us and who we were
[12:30:45 AM] jennifer bramhill: ur the best thanks for putting me in good mood gnite! and let me know if u want that saterday shift... if yes get a paper for it fill out ur part leave on my desk u can take as much of it as u want
[12:30:52 AM] jennifer bramhill: (broken heart)
[12:31:07 AM] Roberta Belton: alright i'll talk to mum and dad good night
[12:31:11 AM] jennifer bramhill: its a 11-7
[12:31:14 AM] Roberta Belton: ok
[12:31:22 AM] Roberta Belton: nite my dear
(17:03) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i hate rangers. i really do
(17:03) Leese: I don't
(17:03) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you fucking do. they are shit but always scrape through.
(17:04) Leese: I don't I used to be big into Rangers
(17:04) ±DreamlandsOfDan: your a fanny tho :P
(17:04) Leese: think I've told you this before... Ally McCoist...
(17:04) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i used to live 2 doors from ally
annnd
bout..500 yards from paul mcstays mum
haah
(17:05) Leese: hahaha I know where Paul Scholes lives
(17:05) Leese: and I've seen him in the co-op in my town before
SCHOLESY SHOPS AT CO-OP!
(17:05) ±DreamlandsOfDan: co op is shit. yknow. i went to NETTO?
ive never heard of it.
its fantastic.
itsl ike..lidl!
(17:06) Leese: hahaha My mum used to shop at Netto and I'd REFUSE to take the bags to school if I had stuff to carry
and ALDI!
People would get called Aldi bashers... that wasn't nice XD
(17:06) Leese: oh, the bitchiness of high school
(17:06) ±DreamlandsOfDan: hjaha
you love it!
aldi bashers..
thats awesome.
(17:06) Leese: hahahaha
(17:07) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you touch the aldi! in the bum! twice. :)
(17:07) Leese: I has a new piercing!
I don't wanna work tonight It's a United pub!
(17:07) ±DreamlandsOfDan: what piercing?
you love it.
(17:08) ±DreamlandsOfDan: glory glory man utd
(17:08) Leese: conch piercing
fuck off -_-
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(17:12) Leese: MY COMP IS BEING GAYER THAN YOU
Then the fun began...
(17:13) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you are the supreme poofing machine.
(17:13) Leese: and so is my camera. it's pitch black
(17:13) ±DreamlandsOfDan: maybe cause you're black?
(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: turn a light on
(17:14) Leese: light's on
(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you a fuckin orc?
(17:14) Leese: and there's a lamp right next to me
(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: green goblin! you been fannying with settingsZ?
(17:14) Leese: no
well, yeah. but i fixed them so it would work yesterday. they're the same as they were
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(17:14) ±DreamlandsOfDan: hmm
change em again
go to defaultZ;p
(17:14) Leese: i just did
and put the brightness right up
(17:15) Leese: it didnt change anything
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(17:15) Leese: i think it's fooked
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(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i think you're a goblin
wahey..sorted
(17:15) Leese: not really
(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDan: not so goblin anymore.
(17:15) Leese: still dark
(17:15) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i thnk you should get your arsecheeks pierced.
(17:15) Leese: i dunno if you'll even be able to see it
(17:16) Leese: whoa
that like... zoomed rapido
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: nice ears.
*TONGUES
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: MMMMMZZZ
(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: *ERIC SHAUN*
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(17:16) ±DreamlandsOfDan: haa
look at you and your fancy zoom!
(17:17) Leese: omg
this is insane
look now XD (Cam is BRIGHT)
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(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..so now you're an angel?
oh
(17:17) Leese: YAY!
(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDan: there we go
STOP SMOKING!
(17:17) Leese: thurr
(17:17) ±DreamlandsOfDan: can i pierce your bum?
(17:17) Leese: no
(17:18) Leese:
I just told my dad to work for me tonight
he said no :(
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: gutted
GLORY
GLORY MAN UTD
AND THE REDS GO MARCHIN
on
on
on
(17:19) Leese: hopefully the united fans will be gone by now...
hmmm
fuck off
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..COME ON YOU REDS
COME ON YOU REDS
..the team that every defender dreads
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..we are the devils in red yknow..
ITS MAN UTD..
(17:19) Leese: i hate you
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: HERE WE GO!
...............cmon..sing along
GLORY GLORY MAN UTDDDDDD
(17:19) Leese: I tried to kick SJK once for dissing liverpool >.<
I'll kick you and not miss
(17:19) ±DreamlandsOfDan: i'/d catch it
then ground and pound you
and pierce your bum
(17:19) Leese: He was sitting down
(17:20) Leese: I kicked the bottom of his chair
FAIL
(17:20) ±DreamlandsOfDan: ..thats cause your a girl
and therefore
kick like torres
:o
(17:20) Leese: he said:
"Fuck Chelsea!" so I went "YAY!" then he went "...and Liverpool"
(17:20) ±DreamlandsOfDan: haa
chelsea are wank too.
(17:20) Leese: they are
I should get ready
but i cba
(17:21) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you gonna get your man utd away strip 1993 on? ;)
green yellow ftw
=p
(17:21) Leese: -_-
(17:22) ±DreamlandsOfDan: *SMOOCH*
smileee..
(17:22) Leese: Work for me
(17:22) ±DreamlandsOfDan: you might still make.....europa league
(17:22) Leese: you have... 38 mins to get here. from scotland.
Darrell is my guy's step-dad. This conversation was with him yesterday. We always banter back and forth. For some reason I started saying "I'm a pony, I'm a pony" don't know why- just was feeling like my normal ditzy self.
Me: I'm a pony! I'm a pony!
Darrell: So you're saying you're a jack ass?
Me: No I didn't say I was a jack ass, said I was a pony- huge difference there.
Darrell: And what is the difference exactly?
Me: Well for starters a jack ass is a donkey and a pony is a minature horse.
Darrell: So instead you're a horse's ass?
-Few moments of silence-
Me: Give me a half an hour and I should have a come back for you.
-30 secs or so later-
Me: I got it! Takes one to know one!
Darrell: Yeah, that was real original.
kore: where has my hatred of randy orton gone?
Jay: gone when he stopped doing headlocks and started doing THE POSE again?
kore: iiiii don't know.
kore: http://wrestleconnect.forumotion.net/general-discussion-f5/your-thoughts-onwwe-edition-2-t1216-15.htm#15014 it's like that.
Jay: it's been pointed out on some other forums that Orton's face turn happened with him being the same twitchy, spasming, mat-pounding, drooling psycho, just targeting heels instead of faces. plus, since doing the face turn, he's stopped doing the headlocks, in accordance with the "face wrestles INTENSELY, heel wrestles boring" philosophy
kore: ... yes.
kore: i can't do anything but agree.
kore: so basically, in the course of THAT, he went in my head from an intensely whiny guy with headlocks to... the tazmanian devil?
kore: er, well, he always had The Stare.
Jay: ...more or less, yeah.
Jay: Ah, yes, The Stare.
Jay: Like he's trying to kill you with MIND BULLETS
kore: and all that changed was dropping a couple dull moves and targeting different people. wrestling never ceases to amaze
Jay: I just want to tell WWE, "See? not all faces have to be smilin', kid-pleasin', gramma-assistin' whitebread jackoffs."
kore: YESSSSS
Jay: Not advocating the Russo mindset of SHADES OF GRAY, but not everything has to be black and white.
Jay: Some black and white, sure. But a little bit of gray is fine.
kore: sometimes you need your necessary evil
kore: to come kill folk with Mind Bullets
Jay: Of course, TNA subscribes to the Shades of Gray Hair philosophy, apparently.
kore: unfortunately.
- Dead to the world. says (20:16):
*my mate linked me to a pic of val in bra and panties. now i see what he sees in her!! ^^
nick says (20:17):
*lmao!
*val = matts wife, yes?
- Dead to the world. says (20:17):
*yup
nick says (20:19):
*linky?
- Dead to the world. says (20:19):
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/masterpiecebeautiful/default/valary--large-msg-126507129667.jpg
nick says (20:20):
* :o yes
- Dead to the world. says (20:21):
*i still hate her for stealing my man before i even had a chance to meet him!
nick says (20:21):
*lmao!
*i met him
*and her ^.^
- Dead to the world. says (20:21):
*lol
*bet you didnt meet her like THAT XD
nick says (20:21):
*not quite..
*i was too busy eyeing up matts tats tbh.
*his chest piece looks so much better in real life
- Dead to the world. says (20:22):
*shut up!!!
*i want a chance to stare at his chest up close XD
nick says (20:22):
*lol!
*:P
- Dead to the world. says (20:22):
*he's so fit
nick says (20:22):
*lmao
- Dead to the world. says (20:23):
*i also love this pic and val's bikini bottom is VERY tiny
- Dead to the world. says (20:24):
http://i43.tinypic.com/2e4g768.jpg
nick says (20:24):
*lol :P
*well that top chest piece is greeeat close up
*good work on it;P
- Dead to the world. says (20:24):
*i bet
*i bet it feels nice, too
*not because of the tattoo
*but yeah ^^
nick says (20:24):
*I wouldn't know that...
- Dead to the world. says (20:25):
*you should have touched it for me!
nick says (20:25):
*i think he'd have hit me?
- Dead to the world. says (20:25):
*worth it
*"How'd you get that black eye?"
"M. Shadows punched me."
*BRAGGING RIGHTS
nick says (20:26):
*lol!!!!!
- Dead to the world. says (20:26):
*I reckon it'd hurt a lot
*being punched by him
nick says (20:26):
*yeah.
- Dead to the world. says (20:26):
*his arms are huge xD
nick says (20:26):
*huger in real life ;P
- Dead to the world. says (20:26):
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*:(
nick says (20:27):
*:P
- Dead to the world. says (20:27):
*it's all made worse by the fact I should have been there meeting you with them ^^
*if only I'd got in touch with Zee xD
*...meeting them with you, even
nick says (20:27):
*you mean meating them with me
*:P
*haha
*yeah. You shoulda done
*I only got in touch with her friday night
*while sat on the inflatable sofa;D
- Dead to the world. says (20:28):
*lol well i didnt because everyone else who went sidestage with someone got rushed off so i was like "my first time seeing A7X... I wanna be at the front" -_-
nick says (20:28):
*and we were closer than you
- Dead to the world. says (20:28):
*^^ oh well
*birthday card was fun xD
nick says (20:28):
*haha
*you coulda given it him PERSONALLY
- Dead to the world. says (20:28):
*SHUT UP XD
nick says (20:29):
*i were actually gonna text and ask you if you wanted me to give it to him
*but i figured you'd be at the front already
*which you were:P
- Dead to the world. says (20:29):
*i'd have got a hug and probably a kiss on the cheek or sometihng xD
*GODDAMNIT ^^
*then I'd have collapsed
nick says (20:29):
*then i coulda got the hug and kiss on the cheek ;D
- Dead to the world. says (20:29):
*and he'd have had to give me chest compressions
*and kiss of life
nick says (20:30):
*thats ok im a qualified first aider
- Dead to the world. says (20:30):
*lmao
*i'd have stayed dead
*"ONLY SHADOWS CAN SAVE ME NOW" *collapses again*
nick says (20:31):
*lmao!
- Dead to the world. says (21:24):
*Glasgow gig is at cathouse xD wherever that is
- Dead to the world. says (21:25):
*I have 3 days of living on coaches to look forward to ^^
Ciaran - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights. Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:25):
*Cathouse is a rock club, it's pretty awesome :D sounds like fun :P
- Dead to the world. says (21:25):
*wicked
*played ABC2 last time I saw 'em in Glasgow
Ciaran - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights. Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:26):
*Awesome, ABC is alright, but quite expensive for drinks ¬_¬, whereas Cathouse is really cheap :D
- Dead to the world. says (21:26):
*yay! always good
*looking at coach times now xD I'll get to Glasgow at........ 13:55
- Dead to the world. says (21:28):
*£10! I better book it now while it's cheap xD
Ciaran - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights. Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:29):
*awesome :P
- Dead to the world. says (21:40):
*or not since my bank is being gay and wont let me use my card ^^ some suspicious activity check again -_-
Ciaran - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights. Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:42):
*XD you should stop with the suspicious activities then! :P
- Dead to the world. says (21:42):
*lmao maybe!
- Dead to the world. says (21:43):
*suspicious activity like... listening to Rihanna xD
Ciaran - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights. Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:44):
*exactly :| :L
- Dead to the world. says (21:49):
*this is less suspicious
Ciaran - Just drool in the dark as you stare at the lights. Sonisphere 2010 (H) says (21:50):
*yeah :P that's more like it
*nick says (21:50):
*ewwww to slash D;
- Dead to the world. says (21:50):
*:-O
- Dead to the world. says (21:51):
*BLASPHEMY
After all these years, the truth finally comes out! Prepare yourself, folks! While writing a scene about spies, guess who just blurts out the most random lines in an IM I've seen in forever!
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says:
true
i love dicks
.........ok that looks bad
you know what i mean
Mark - FFW Owner (I'm Baaack!) says:
That was the best line i've seen in an IM in ages.
you suck! That's totally out of context. :P
*has your back, Lisa~*
Kristinthalys says (1:21 AM):
*http://newsok.com/warr-acres-catholic-church-has-crucifix-some-say-shows-exposed-genitals-of-jesus/article/3453833?custom_click=rss
*You do know he promises a second coming.
Kristinthalys says (1:22 AM):
*^__^
Mark - FFW Owner (I'm Baaack!) says (1:25 AM):
*So do I, if I take enough vitamins.
Ogi the Great
(1:37:41 PM): i don't understand how so many people can't get lenin.
(1:38:06 PM): "the socialist ideology was meant to strengthen the bourgeois ideology..."
(1:38:09 PM): *sigh*
jadakaine
(1:38:31 PM): The stupid. It burns.
Ogi the Great
(1:38:44 PM): yeah.....
(1:39:49 PM): i wanted to write, "if, by "strengthen" you mean "kill them all and take their stuff" then yes."
I'm telling my first boyfriend (who I'm still friends with) how to make a deep-fried twinkie.
Joyce: Oh darlin. Go out and buy a thing of corn flour. Mix in some blackened seasoning.
Carlton: lol, what is blackened seasoning?
Joyce: ...I've clearly been in the south too long.
Carlton: I would say so :P
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:23):
http://www.crosswordsolver.org/definition/V maybe i can do the acrostic now ^^
but i really can't be bothered. things like that take brain power i dont have at 4:30am
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:24):
because if i had brain power I'd have said "require" in that last message instead of "take"
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:24):
lol
agreed
i'm already nodding off
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:25):
I have one!
A mazinger than
7
X ylophones
yeah
win
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:27):
lmao
Awesomesauce on
7
Xylophones
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:27):
lmao
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:28):
A venged Sevenfold front man has a cock larger than
7 inches that I want and now my mind is
X rated
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:28):
dare you to use awesomesauce or badassery in a poem
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:28):
:|
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:28):
hahahaha
that's a bit more accurate
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:29):
Totally should post that on AP xD
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:30):
yeah you should
as a joke
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:30):
and write it in my A7X poem book that I will give to them
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:32):
for sure!
maybe shads will shag u for that one
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:32):
lmao
well
it must be boring banging the same woman for 14 years
Or I'd get an
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:34):
"I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's actually only 6.9. I stuff my pants."
OH GOD. 69.
accidental
bad number placement xD
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:35):
I'm posting this on the boards. Just to keep tradition of "EVERYTHING LEESE POSTS IN THE HILARIOUS CONVOS THREAD REVOLVES AROUND M. SHADOWS' PEEN."
darkhorsejax (Lisa) says (04:35):
it's true though
you do mention his wang a lot
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:36):
how can I not when it's like...
IN MY FACE IN EVERY PICTURE
- moo says (04:37):
*did i tell you about the dream ihad about him a few months ago?
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:37):
*noooooooo
- moo says (04:37):
*i met him in a car park and he was all let's bang
*so we started fucking on the top of a car
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:37):
*did i tell you about the one i had where he got hit by a train and then was playing pool in the pub? xD
- moo says (04:37):
*and he LITERALLY had a horse penis.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:38):
*lmao!!!!
- moo says (04:38):
*:S
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:38):
*have you ever seen a rhino's penis?
*it's like a lightning bolt
- moo says (04:38):
*no XD
*BAHAHA
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. says (04:38):
*me and will googled it while recording mojo radio and talking about it
*i cant remember WHY I brought up rhino penis in the first place
*but i knew it was like lightning
- moo says (04:39):
*electrifying ;D
A friend and I contemplating why people in the south are generally so fucking stupid.
jadakaine (5:10:53 PM): *sigh* Why does the south have to suck so much?
Ogi the Great (5:12:59 PM): i have no idea.
Ogi the Great (5:13:19 PM): mmmmmm.......i'll think about it as i pee.
jadakaine (5:13:22 PM): Have fun
Ogi the Great (5:14:26 PM): got it.
Ogi the Great (5:14:28 PM): brain bacteria.
Ogi the Great (5:14:29 PM): you see
Ogi the Great (5:14:38 PM): because of the temperatures down here
Ogi the Great (5:14:44 PM): it never gets cold enough to truely freeze
Ogi the Great (5:14:57 PM): which means that bacteria can hang on, even if barely, year-round
Ogi the Great (5:15:09 PM): whereas back home, well, it be cold in the winter.
jadakaine (5:15:19 PM): And the fuckers get killed.
jadakaine (5:15:26 PM): Grr. Stupid brain bacteria.
Ogi the Great (5:15:27 PM): now, we'll assume that there's some sort of bacteria that rots one's brain
Ogi the Great (5:15:40 PM): perhaps it manifests in a desire to have a buffet like everywhere
Ogi the Great (5:16:03 PM): or in a need to have a pickup truck.
Ogi the Great (5:16:07 PM): and a mullet.
Ogi the Great (5:16:12 PM): but, that's why the south sucks.
jadakaine (5:19:16 PM): your logic is sound.
Ogi the Great (5:19:32 PM): hehehehe
Ogi the Great (5:20:26 PM): i'll publish that.
Ogi the Great (5:20:57 PM): "The Real Reason the South Lost: Y'all are just dumber, and you've been throwing the longest temper tantrum in history.'
jadakaine (5:21:43 PM): hahaha
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:36):
*Rar.
Leese says (18:37):
*BEST PICTURE EVER
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sSVPVUwTaZs/S8yRyoVtAcI/AAAAAAAAAFM/dhCuePRC7C4/s1600/pump.jpg
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:37):
*...
*that's both funny and creepy
Leese says (18:37):
*lmao
*well he's Keenan's kid
*what you expect?XD
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:37):
*aaah
*that explains it
Leese says (18:38):
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sSVPVUwTaZs/S7IqpNbZuXI/AAAAAAAAAA0/aLHh47hs7TU/S760/27281_343848460615_724565615_5154810_6447531_n.jpg
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:40):
*aaww
*is that SJK's wife?
Leese says (18:41):
*yep
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:41):
*have you met her?
Leese says (18:41):
*nope
*but she knows who i am xD
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:41):
*that weird British chick with the Eddy tat
Leese says (18:41):
*or the SJK tat :P
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:41):
*:p
*you has SJK tat?
**is forgetful*
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:42):
*I know you have Never Walk Alone and 1666
*and deathbat
Leese says (18:42):
*she said on his facebook page he should hold a contest for his biggest fan. Then Jackie mentioned Milky has STAY DOWN on his knuckles and I said everyone knew that, but my tat was awesome and his wife said it IS awesome and she has to admit I win the title of SJK's biggest fan^^
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:43):
*:D
*awesome
*what is your SJK tat?
Leese says (18:43):
**.*.*.*.*Beautiful Disaster*.*.*.*.* says (18:41):
*I wonder if she's ever heard that rumor >.<
Leese says (18:43):
*I hope not!
*apparently there's a rumor I slept with him
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:43):
*lol
Leese says (18:43):
*http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs146.snc3/17336_315909575655_511050655_5154255_5166113_n.jpg
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:43):
*oh yeah I remember that now lol
Leese says (18:45):
*lemme find that rumour thing^^
Leese says (18:46):
*Kev Ca$h:
*Oh and apparently did you know about the rumour about you sleeping with SJK?
Leese:
*I wish that was true ^^
Kev Ca$h:
*I know haha but yeah that is a legit rumour
Leese:
*From who and since when? ^^
*Kev Ca$h:
*Nova told me that it was all the buzz before after a 1PW show
*Dean etc said about it apparently
Leese:
*Awesome
*I'll go along with it XD
*I'll let him do the denying
Kev Ca$h:
*LMFAO!
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:47):
*LMAO
Leese says (18:48):
*closest I got to fucking him was an awkward hug that ended up groin pressing against groin because a drunken danny behind me decided to rub his ass against mine and press me into him ^^
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:48):
*LOL
Leese says (18:48):
*it was rather comfortable ^^
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:49):
*I'll take your word for it XD
*I'll refrain from pressing my crotch up against Keenan's
Leese says (18:50):
*lmao
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:51):
*I mean, it will be hard, but I'll be manful
Leese says (18:51):
*xD
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:51):
*...O.O
Leese says (18:51):
*hard
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (18:51):
*TOTALLY NOT HOW I MEANT THAT
Leese says:
haha
A7X are not any form of metal >.<
joyce says:
Pussy metal!
lol.
Leese says:
you're mean
leave the boys alone
joyce says:
What? they attract teen girls like twilight does.
So therefore, twilight is to books, as ax7 is to metal.
Sam: Tony, how much have you had to drink today?
Tony: Four pints of heavy.
Sam: Four pints of heavy crude oil?
Tony: Might as well have been.
Jak: It tasted like Marmite.
Sam: Oh. But Marmite is good now because they're suing the BNP.
Hannah: What for?
Sam: Using them in an ad campaign without permission or something.
Jak: What, "Get all the Marmite faces out of our country?"
I'm glad I'm back online where convos are hilarious, as opposed to... well... that XD
Zig says:
lolgasmatron
joyce says:
hahaha
Zig says:
that's what optimus prime says when he peruses /b/
Hahahaha.
George Smith, who handles Cancer Jiles over in DREAM and DEFIANCE, and I talking about Lariats.
CancerJiles (11:05:51 AM): haha, I think a sweet spot would be all the guys with lariats lining up, and lariat the same guy
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:17 AM): Yeah
CancerJiles (11:06:18 AM): each time he gets lariated, he bounces of the mat like ric flair pooping back up, just to get larieted again
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:29 AM): Pooping up eh? lol
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:31 AM): Pooping.
CancerJiles (11:06:33 AM): haha
CancerJiles (11:06:37 AM): popping*
SlpkntMONSTER (11:06:57 AM): I imagine people would feel their bowels loose after getting blasted by either a Hellfire or a Fujita Lariat
SlpkntMONSTER (11:07:35 AM): I know I'd shit my pants lmao
CancerJiles (11:12:47 AM): hahah
I know Cancer! :) Tell him I said hello.
Not really the convo itself that's funny, so much as Trillian's feature whereby some phrases get linked to Wikipedia. It picks up some pretty random words at times...
(http://i41.tinypic.com/24pza85.jpg)
i have to turn that shit off, or i spend half my day on f'n wikipedia.
also, SJK's broad would be hot if she didn't have two of my three major pet peeves:
1. don't overpluck your eyebrows, some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.
2. there is a difference in a tan and looking like you rolled in Cheetos dust.
take away her tweezers and her Mystic Tan subscription, and i'd hit it.
Accidentally gave a staff member spoilers XD
(05:38) Writin: ...
6564 words of match
and the aftermath hasn't been written yet LOL
(05:38) Jammy Wammy Zig: theres an aftermath?
wouldnt they be like..... ded
(05:38) Writin: oh yeah
(05:39) Jammy Wammy Zig: WELL WELL
(05:39) Writin: handshake? there's GOTTA be an aftermath
handshake... and HUG :O
(05:39) Jammy Wammy Zig: ....... wat?
(05:39) Writin: i thought I told you they were gonna shake hands and Kam was gonna turn face?
(05:39) Jammy Wammy Zig: ........
No
(05:39) Writin: I'm sure I did... because you're the nosy one who likes secrets XD
(05:40) Jammy Wammy Zig: I would've definitely remembered something important as that >:(
(05:40) Writin: oops. well. now you have a spoiler
(05:40) Jammy Wammy Zig: Why face?!
(05:41) Writin: because I want Mark and Kam to make fwiends! And I was running out of shit with Kam
(05:41) Jammy Wammy Zig: Kam as an asshole was awesome!
(05:42) Writin: Kam is ALWAYS an asshole. he's still cocky and arrogant when he's face
(05:43) Writin: Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (05:42):
*lmao yes
Writin says (05:42):
*he's like SJK
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (05:43):
*gotta love SJK... booed as a face and cheered as a heel
Writin says (05:43):
*YES!
(05:44) Jammy Wammy Zig: Bahaha, awesome
Quote from: fiVe on April 25, 2010, 09:15:09 AM
some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.
Irony! The use of the word 'some' before a number when giving a fact is one of my pet peeves :D
It just feels... syntactically
wrong to me, lol.
Quote from: Thingybloke on April 25, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: fiVe on April 25, 2010, 09:15:09 AM
some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.
Irony! The use of the word 'some' before a number when giving a fact is one of my pet peeves :D
It just feels... syntactically wrong to me, lol.
Hello fellow grammar/English language use Nazi. Welcome to Unleashed! :)
Quote from: Thingybloke on April 25, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: fiVe on April 25, 2010, 09:15:09 AM
some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.
Irony! The use of the word 'some' before a number when giving a fact is one of my pet peeves :D
It just feels... syntactically wrong to me, lol.
point. if i CBF to go look up the numbers, i should just say "most".
L. M. Shadows. says (10:44):
*Shads Mysterio!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs412.snc3/24904_108127682562686_100000963635219_56171_2783089_n.jpg)
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:44):
*LMMFAO
L. M. Shadows. says (10:44):
* XD
*aint it awesome?
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:45):
*its fucking cool ^^'
L. M. Shadows. says (10:46):
*^^
*i love this
*hold on
(http://i44.tinypic.com/i41wl4.jpg)
*just so they know what's what
*XD
*FLAME
*PYRO
*FLAME
*SLASH
*PYRO
*CONCUSSION
*MINES
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:47):
*hahaha wtf
L. M. Shadows. says (10:47):
*the fucks concussion? ^^
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:48):
*exactly lol
L. M. Shadows. says (10:48):
*and mines sounds kinda dangerous
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:48):
*shads bashes himself in the head
L. M. Shadows. says (10:48):
*I'LL TRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*BANG!
*shads loses a leg
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:48):
*I'LL TRY-E-I-E-I-EEEE *mine explosion*
L. M. Shadows. says (10:49):
*what does LSG mean? ^^
*Love Synyster Gates?
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:49):
*Little Square Girl?
L. M. Shadows. says (10:49):
*Leese's So Gorgeous?
*yep
*totally
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:50):
*haha
*Leese Sucks Gonads
*;)
*Leese Sniffs Gash
The Arch Duke of Awesome - Playing Soulstorm says (10:51):
*Leese Smells Gina
L. M. Shadows. says (10:51):
*LMAO
*Gina as is vag or Zacky's gf?
*oh wait
*that's Gena
*I think
*whatever
*same difference
Quote from: Jackson on April 25, 2010, 03:33:18 PM
Hello fellow grammar/English language use Nazi. Welcome to Unleashed! :)
We may have already met at Grammar Nazis Anonymous :D
I has a linguistics degree, which I blame entirely for my grammar Nazi tendencies. Yes yes.
Quote from: Thingybloke on April 26, 2010, 11:35:07 AM
Quote from: Jackson on April 25, 2010, 03:33:18 PM
Hello fellow grammar/English language use Nazi. Welcome to Unleashed! :)
We may have already met at Grammar Nazis Anonymous :D
I has a linguistics degree, which I blame entirely for my grammar Nazi tendencies. Yes yes.
I imagine we have. Excellent coffee and danishes at those meetings. :)
This is what a room full of drunk/high nerds in Louisiana talk about on a Saturday night
Warning: Lots of cursing and the word 'nigga' I wouldn't advise watching if you are against that or if you are somewhere where you could get in trouble for it
PS: Forgive the shakiness of the camera I was a bit out of it myself
http://tinypic.com/m/9zvaxy/3
That reminds me. I want to make a mote with the lines of "Nazis: Don't actually give a fuck about your grammar"
and a related "Nazi: Despite what Americans think it's not a synonym for asshole"
I have plenty of hilarious convos at work. Too bad you can't copy/paste real life.
Jeremy...you're weird.
Jeremy says:
Ja schnell!
Ich liebe dich! :D
freya says:
>_>
NEIN.
Jeremy says:
*Sniffle* why?!
I'll motorboat your boobs again :P
freya says:
I'll stick a grenade down your pants.
Jeremy says:
X_X you're vicious... I love it! ^_^
Quote from: The Wandering Bard on April 28, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
That reminds me. I want to make a mote with the lines of "Nazis: Don't actually give a fuck about your grammar"
;D Yeah... I get wound up over little things when it comes to grammar, yet at the same time, I'm about as un-precriptivist a linguist as you could ever meet XD
Quote from: Sinn on April 28, 2010, 10:09:27 PM
Jeremy...you're weird.
Jeremy says:
Ja schnell!
Ich liebe dich! :D
freya says:
>_>
NEIN.
Jeremy says:
*Sniffle* why?!
I'll motorboat your boobs again :P
freya says:
I'll stick a grenade down your pants.
Jeremy says:
X_X you're vicious... I love it! ^_^
You know you love it, Joyce ;)
Reaper says (05:00):
*You know what
*Reaper should stop Mark from offing himself
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:00):
*lol there are already about 6 people trying
Reaper says (05:01):
*hold him hostage
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:01):
*You can't hold him hostage ^^ He's on tour with his band until middle of June
Reaper says (05:01):
*tie his ass to a chair and put the mic up to his lips when he's supposed to sing then
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:02):
*That would be a fun gig ^^ If I went to see A7X and Shads was tied to a chair so I couldn't see his boner, I'd demand my money back
Reaper says (05:02):
*tmi Leese...tmi
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:02):
*:D
Reaper says (05:03):
*Though I would see Lady Gaga for the same reason you would see A7X
*well for her goodies
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:03):
*for it's boner?
Reaper says (05:03):
*ever here of the phrase "the same difference"
Reaper says (05:04):
*same reason but different cause as a guy im looking for tits and vaginas
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:04):
*It's a fucking dude
Reaper says (05:04):
*BS'
*i still dont believe that
Reaper says (05:05):
*the shit "it" wears is WAY too fucking tight to be hiding a cock
Somebody dry these tears from my eyes. says (05:05):
*Maybe it's just not very well endowed?
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:55):
*ughh.
*stop smoking.
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:56):
*it'll increase your SEXOMETER
Leese says (20:56):
*Pfft. It's already too high.
*Needs lowering :P
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:56):
*nuttt
*i wont ogo near a smoker :P fact
Leese says (20:56):
*LIES! I have photo evidence of you kissing me. lawl.
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:56):
*on the side of the head :P Thats IT :P
Leese says (20:57):
*Kissing the side of the head is very sexual, I'll have you know.
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:57):
*neinn.
*i'd kiss the side of you boob
*if you stop smokin
*haa
Leese says (20:57):
*You can't afford my boobs :P
*1. You're not M. Shadows 2. You're not SJK 3. You're Scottish
*I WIN
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (20:59):
*m.shadows is a pish name
*SJK = cockeyed half yank
*half jew.
*Scotland = the reason you're able to communicate via the internet :P
±New Email.Tobikan-Judan± says (21:00):
*the reason your able to see at night with the use of ELECTRICITY
*motherfucker
*;)
Leese says (21:00):
*... I go shop nao
[03:09] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: "Let's face it, there's basically only one notable football-related Geordie around these days - and as soon as her divorce from Ashley goes through, then that's it." - wonder how many people on the fed will actually get that reference XD
[03:09] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: CHERYL (L)
[03:10] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: well yeah I figured you would :p
[03:10] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: Dave & Tracy hopefully will since they watch British TV XD
[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: Brandy, maybe, because I shoved Cheryl down her throat
[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: not literally
[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: I'd be jealous
[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: though...that would be scary
[03:10] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: LOL, literally
[03:10] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: she has a cock?
[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: or really long labia
[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: ....
[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: Chy
[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: na
[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: *shudders*
[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: so you've seen One Night in Chyna?
[03:11] If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives?: unfortunately
[03:11] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: that may be the worst hour of my life
PART 2 - Yes, things like this are funny at gone 3am to drunken people
If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives? XD says (03:14):
*Well... I WOULD give Cheryl a cock, if I had one
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:14):
*LOL
If Syn is now married to M. Shadows' sister-in-law... are they some kinda of weird relatives? XD says (03:14):
*she can have mark's
*she HAS had mark's
*sorta
*KAyla's cousin uses her pic base ^^
*and Mark bent her over the kitchen table ;)
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:15):
*LOL
*Didn't Jonathan Collins' manager use her too?
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:15):
*yes lol
*wasn't she called Angel? XD
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:15):
*woo memory
*think so
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:15):
*spooky
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:16):
*o.O I need sleep
*I just realised the time was 3:16
*and marked out a little
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:16):
*LOL
*Austin 3:26 says it's time to go to sleep
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:17):
*...
I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit. says (03:17):
*lmao
*fail
styg - *makes love and listens to death from above* says (03:17):
*also the right number
DAMN YOU, WRIGHT! IN MY CONVO IT CAME IN THE RIGHT ORDER.
[03:16] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: I need sleep
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: I just realised the time was 3:16
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: and marked out a little
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: LOL
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: Austin 3:26 says it's time to go to sleep
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: ...
[03:17] styg - *makes love and listens to death from above*: also the right number
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: lmao
[03:17] I gave Cheryl Cole (Tweedy) a cock. Shit.: fail
My friend, Sanj and I, were sitting around the side entrance before the Fozzy gig in Glasgow yesterday, waiting for the bassist, Sean. One of the dudes who worked there came out...
Guy: "Who you waiting for?"
Me: "Sean."
Guy: "John?"
Me & Sanj: "SEAN."
Guy: "What band is he in?"
Me: "Fozzy."
Guy: "Poddy?"
Me & Sanj: "FOZZY!"
Guy: "Ok. Are you just fans or does he know you?"
Me: "He knows us."
Guy: "Ok. What band again?"
Me: "Fozzy."
so he disappears and comes back about 10 mins later
Guy: "What band did you say? Poddy or Fozzy?"
Me: "Fozzy!"
Guy: "I couldn't find a Dave."
Me: "...that's because I said Sean."
Seriously. We couldn't stop laughing all day/night/this morning.
Quote from: Kai on May 14, 2010, 02:12:11 PM
My friend, Sanj and I, were sitting around the side entrance before the Fozzy gig in Glasgow yesterday, waiting for the bassist, Sean. One of the dudes who worked there came out...
Guy: "Who you waiting for?"
Me: "Sean."
Guy: "John?"
Me & Sanj: "SEAN."
Guy: "What band is he in?"
Me: "Fozzy."
Guy: "Poddy?"
Me & Sanj: "FOZZY!"
Guy: "Ok. Are you just fans or does he know you?"
Me: "He knows us."
Guy: "Ok. What band again?"
Me: "Fozzy."
so he disappears and comes back about 10 mins later
Guy: "What band did you say? Poddy or Fozzy?"
Me: "Fozzy!"
Guy: "I couldn't find a Dave."
Me: "...that's because I said Sean."
Seriously. We couldn't stop laughing all day/night/this morning.
Epic fail
I don't know which was the biggest fail... that guy (who we named Simon, because he apparently likes random names) or the guy who knocked on the tourbus at 2:30 am asking if he could meet the band... not realizing he was asking the guitarist, who told him none of the band members were on the bus and they'd gone for something to eat, directing him to a restaurant we'd passed earlier.
frozenatlantic: HEY you worked with Christie Ricci once
frozenatlantic: how come she never shows up at larger promotions
frozenatlantic: besides wrestlelicious
kore: iiii don't know?
frozenatlantic: i love girls but i give boys kisses
frozenatlantic: orlando jordan is
kore: like she kinda used to... and she's got big enough tatas for bigger places
frozenatlantic: ...sorry
kore: HAH!
kore: i just found out i actually am older than christie by a couple days. i thought she was older than me by a /bit/.
frozenatlantic: tick tock, you've got like 4 years to fulfill your lifelong dream of jobbing to kelly kelly in 2 minutes on superstars
kore: ROFL.
frozenatlantic: maybe they'll give you an interview afterwards
frozenatlantic: "man she started doing that carthwheel... and i got dizzy!"
kore: *facepalm* *cackle* this is the stupidest hobby
frozenatlantic: "calisthenics isn't to fuck with, guys :("
frozenatlantic: hahaha
kore: eeeh, nobody ever guesses me for my age. i got a little bit.
kore: to 'make it' so i can job to 18-year-old former hawiian tropic models
frozenatlantic: erhg
frozenatlantic: :]
kore: and you know... tna also likes the older WOMEN too...
kore: daffney may look young but if you were a wcwer you're not a pup anymore
frozenatlantic: dude you could make it to TNA
frozenatlantic: my browser died, but : go to the 3D academy
frozenatlantic: and dont call buhbuh fat
frozenatlantic: and you're in
frozenatlantic: also, you'll need a twitter campaign
frozenatlantic: we'l find that FAW logo
frozenatlantic: and spam it to dixies twitter
frozenatlantic: booya
kore: heck yeah man. then i can work with my HERO lacey von erich. :|
frozenatlantic: god TNA sucks :(
frozenatlantic: she's texas what else do you want
kore: if i don't like lacey von erich... no one ever could.
frozenatlantic: her last name is von erich
frozenatlantic: she looks like that
frozenatlantic: and WWE cut her
frozenatlantic: horribleness confrmed :\
kore: she's hot. unfortunately it's like... generic blow-up-doll straight-in-from-the-spearmint-rhino hot.
kore: which is exactly wwe's brand of hot.
frozenatlantic: thats what WWE YES
frozenatlantic: hahaha
kore: LOL
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (14:58):
*SLAP ME
*BITE ME
*STAB ME
*I'M BAAAAAAAD
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (14:58):
*NUH
*DON'T
*-___-
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (14:58):
*I didn't want to listen >.<
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:02):
*>-<
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:03):
*I feel terrible! But, maybe I deserve something good after losing everything...
*that's what I tried telling myself
*I STILL FEEL ROTTEN
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:03):
*XD It's Jimmy. He's behind you, tutting.
*XD
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:03):
*I don't think it's too bad as long as I buy it 5 times tomorrow XD
*just looked at Jimmy on my wall. He's staring at me like *scowl*
*AT LEAST I WILL BUY IT
*90% of those who say they will, wont ^^
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:05):
*True.
*But...lookit the face.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:05):
*I know :( I'm so bad.
*BUT
*I still love him XD
*even if he's looking at me with distain right now
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:06):
*XD
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:06):
*and Shads right above my monitor
*arms folded
*not at all happy
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:06):
*Are you ready to be made to feel REAL bad?
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:06):
*NOOO
*but go on
*i deserve it XD
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:06):
*He's sat on a cloud crying at you.
*ANd Syn can't fly.
*So nuh cheer up cuddles.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:07):
*Syn can hug Shads because he's upset with me right now XD
*Jimmy can take out his frustrations by beating up God :D
*bad things are gonna happen to me tonight, aren't they? ^^
*jimmy's gonna punish me
*But I think he should punish the people who will have ripped it from youtube *nods*
*I only listened XD I didn't steal
*I stil feel like I deserve to die though XD
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:09):
*He's still gonna punish you XD
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:13):
*have you listened to it? If not, go and listen so you can feel like I do xd
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:13):
*Nuh, I haven't. XD Seriously, the urge was there for all of 3 seconds, then I was like, *looks at The Rev* >-< NUH!
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:14):
*See, I should put my Rev poster behind my computer screen
*so I could have seen it and gone "NO. NOT LISTENING."
*instead I was like... No...no....nonononono*click*nonononono *shame*
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:14):
*LOL. <3 Awww.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:15):
*maybe I can pretend it's alright because songs are normally released on monday's in the UK ^^
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:15):
*Pretend away, love. ;D
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:15):
*it doesn't work XD
*it stopped working as soon as I said it
*Damn Shadows' hearty laugh!!! Metal Hammer mentioned that and that tipped me over the edge XD
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:16):
*LMFAO XD
*I KNOW
*I SAW THAT AND WAS LIKE O-O *runs to get cereal*
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:17):
*DAMN MY NEED FOR A MATTGASM
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:17):
*Tut.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:18):
*WHOAH
*xD my computer alarm was set and I didn't know
*so Beast and the Harlot just started playing from out of nowhere
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:18):
*LMFAO.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:18):
*I was like :| AHHHHHHHH
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:18):
*IT'S A SIGN.
*JIMMAY
*IS ANGRY.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:18):
*bahahaha
*he's calling me a harlot
*xD
*how dare he
*anyway... I was saying something before I was so RUDELY interrupted by an epic song
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:19):
*Damn Mattgasms for existing! If they didn't, and if he didn't have such a kdjklsdfjldsghfdlkgjfdklg fkjgkdlfg (whatever that means. no words to describe it.) laugh, then I wouldn't have had to listen to it!
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:19):
*I wanna listen to it for that <33
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:20):
*You know you wanna. So we can feel disgusted and wrong and horrible and awful together XD
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:20):
*NUH
*I SHAN'T GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:20):
*not even if a Mattgasm delivers you from evil?
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:21):
*Not even then. For it will be a false deliverence.
It's your fuckin' nightmare. says (15:22):
*:-O
*you fake Mattgasms?
*XD
Franz[[BerryStudies]] Doing Coursework says (15:23):
*LOL
*No one can fake Mattgazms.
Jack - Ok. Maybe Nightmare isn't meh after all xD the random slow bit before the solo is still pointless though. I put pointless cause I can't spell unnesecary properly xD
Me - Yeah it does drag on a bit lol
Jack - And Gates uses the same lick from the Critical Acclaim solo. However it's awesome so I can let him off.
Me - The riff behind the solo is very Critical Acclaim like
Jack - Are you ok? You seem less Leese-ish than usual
Me - I'm fine lol
Jack - Need advice. Avenged Sevenfold or City of Evil?
Me - Waking The Fallen
Jack - Only have a fiver. Waking The Fallen is twelve quid.
Me - Go nick 7 quid from someone then. Worth a jail sentence.
Jack - Then I won't be able to listen?
Me - But you'll own it?
Jack - True.
Me - And I doubt £7 will have you serving that long.
Jack - Community service! I can listen to it on my iPod then while I'm sweeping streets. Right. I'm gonna go find some vulnerable old woman.
Me - Preferably one with shopping bags. :D About to cross the street.
Jack - Or one carrying boxes about to enter the chemist backwards. Then I can 'accidentally' open the door when she goes to lean on it so she falls. Sound familiar?
Me - That was an accident -_- And she didn't fall. She stumbled. I was trying to help xD
Leese-ish. Totally trademarking that!
Franz says (14:16):
*Do you know what I love?
L. says (14:16):
*Me? :D
Franz says (14:16):
*Well, yes.
*Apart from that.
L. says (14:17):
*Jimmeh!
Franz says (14:17):
*YES.
*BUT APART FROM THAT
L. says (14:17):
*LOTS OF THINGS XD
Franz says (14:17):
*FFS
*XD!!!
**sulk*
L. says (14:18):
*O.O
*Matt?
*Syn?
*A7X?
*NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAAAAARE XD
Franz says (14:18):
*NUH
**FLAIL*
L. says (14:19):
*FOREVER NEVER
Franz says (14:19):
**flails and shoves headphones in ear* -_-
L. says (14:19):
**failz*
Franz says (14:20):
**huffs*
L. says (14:20):
**hides behind Mark*
Franz says (14:20):
**shoos Mark to the side*
L. says (14:20):
**cuddles*
Franz says (14:21):
**snoogles*
L. says (14:21):
*Forgiven? XD
Franz says (14:21):
*Yuh.
L. says (14:21):
*So what do you love? XD
Franz says (14:21):
*...
Franz says (14:22):
*OH YEAH
*I love the fact...that Ichabod.....does the Vengeance Uni updates and emails.
*:D
L. says (14:22):
*ICHABOD <3
Franz says (14:22):
*<33
*ICKY! <333
L. says (14:23):
*I want to steal. And Majesty. And Bella. And Pinkly. And Peanut.
Franz says (14:28):
*Yes.
*AND
*AND
*AND
*MR.BUNGLE.
L. says (14:31):
*Yes. But Mr. Bungle is not a dog XD I was naming dogs! If we're stealing him we're stealing Zimmer too!
Franz says (14:31):
*YES!
*Can.....*bites lip*
*Can I keep Zacky as a pet?
*o-o
L. says (14:31):
*....Yes. If I can keep Matthew.
Franz says (14:32):
*Deal.
L. says (14:32):
*woot
Franz says (14:32):
**shimmies*
*OH AND AND
Franz says (14:33):
*I get Syn as well. So I can make him and Zacky perform strip teases.
L. says (14:33):
*Then I get Val. In her undies. On the bed like... yeah.
Franz says (14:33):
*>-o Fuck. Okay.
*I get Leana.
*:D
L. says (14:33):
*We can haz Matt sandwich?
Franz says (14:34):
*Hmm.
*With Leana as well?
L. says (14:34):
*Sure!
*Orgy.
Franz says (14:34):
*NomNom.
*ANDAND.
Franz says (14:35):
*Matt and Jason Berry. <3
L. says (14:36):
*Love how we've gone from Ichabod to an orgy XD
Franz says (14:36):
*It's just how we roll. :')
So Mark and I were talking about someone that added me randomly... and the following conversation resulted.
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:34 AM):
*He's also good for coming on strongly.
*Very single minded.
Kristinthalys says (12:35 AM):
*So... hide my vagina? Got it.
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:35 AM):
*He's 14 and acts every bit of it.
Kristinthalys says (12:35 AM):
**digs out prosthetic penis*
Kristinthalys says (12:36 AM):
*Heeeey Mark. (^^)
*Wanna touch my weeeiiiner?
**wragglewraggle*
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:38 AM):
*Not especially. I got one of my own that's real if the mood overcomes me. :P
Kristinthalys says (12:38 AM):
*...*wraggles threateningly in your direction*
Mark - FFW Owner says (12:41 AM):
*Waggle the other part, we'll have something to talk about.
Kristinthalys says (12:41 AM):
*...but that's all internal.
*If I could wiggle THAT at you, I'd have problems.
for all you indie fans out there.
Grant: Awww. PWG is awesome.
Grant: Their next event is named "Dio"
kore: O.O
kore: that IS awesome
Grant: Excalibur & Super Dragon are filthy Dio marks. lol - They named one event "Holy Diver Down"
Grant: BAHAHA. Oh my god.
"-- After enduring three brutal rounds at DDT4 to win the Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Tag Team Championship titles, El Generico and Paul London figured whatever came next would seem easy by comparison. Obviously, El Generico and Paul London did not expect A, The Spanish Inquisition"
Grant: PWG with a Python reference
kore: AHAHAH
kore: literally lol
Grant: That tears it. We're firing Tenay & West and Excalibur's moving to the announce table. lol
kore: AWESOME
Grant: Now if I can figure out who to put next to him. lol
Grant: I was thinking Sweeney. lol
kore: but you have to make sweeney go periodically batshit for no reason
Grant: Which is absolutely awesome next to Excalibur who just go
"And Larry Sweeney, fans, has randomly started dry humping the monitor on our table. We'll be sending this one to therapy, kids. OH BEAUTIFUL QUEBRADA BY ANNA!"
kore: YESSSSSS.
Grant: Which will make writing announcing FUN.
Sweeney <3
Leese showed me her obsession of Avenged Sevenfold on Webcam, and this is my response afterwards...
The webcam session has ended.
Jeremy J. says:
Fun
Now I see how much of a nutcase you are XD
I just gave you +karma for that :D
Karma back :)
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:24):
*ok answer me this and I'll stop talking A7X ^^
*If Shadows is married to Syn's sister in law... does that make Shads and Syn some kinda weird relation? XD brother in law in law?
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:25):
*you're married you should know this stuff
muse says (01:25):
*ummm
*lets see
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:25):
*Shadows' wife is Syn's wife's twin sister ^^
muse says (01:26):
*if shads is married to syns sister in law then yes...he is his brother in law
*i think the in law in law cancels one another out to make one in law XD
*so technically they are family
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:27):
*Shadows is Syn's wife's brother in law
And Syn is Shadows' wife's brother in law
*but does that make both men brother in laws? ^^
muse says (01:27):
*cause their kids would be cousins
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:27):
*conf0000000000sing
muse says (01:27):
*xd very
muse says (01:28):
*maybe if they werent sisters then no but since they are...yes?
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:28):
*I can confuse it more
*Matt is Val's husband. Val is Brian's sister in law. Val is Michelle's twin sister. Brian is Michelle's husband. Michelle is Matt's sister in law. Brian is Matt's.......
muse says (01:29):
*XD brother in law
*it sounds right if i think about it
muse says (01:30):
*My sister's husband is my brother in law and my husband is her brother in law so that makes my brother in law and shawn brothers in laws
*XD
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:30):
*I hate marriage.
muse says (01:30):
*me too >.< i have no idea who my inlaws are now
*XD
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:30):
*lmao
muse says (01:30):
*soo does that make my step sisters shawn's step sister in laws?
muse says (01:31):
*XD
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:31):
*I DON'T KNOW
muse says (01:31):
*ARGH!
*lol
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:31):
*What about cousin in law's? If Mark marries Kayla is Kam her cousin in law? ^^
*EVEN THOUGH Kam is related to Mark through Mark's dad who split?
muse says (01:31):
*...yes...and since kam and shane are divorced that makes shane marks ex cousin in law?
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:32):
*And if Shane married V...
*let's not go there cause it wont happen ^^
muse says (01:32):
*...hell would freeze over?
*XD
muse says (01:33):
*its the ennnnnnnnnnd of the woooooooooooorld as we know it
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:33):
*my head hurts.
*So Shadows and Syn are brother in laws, yes? ^^
muse says (01:33):
*yes
*technically
muse says (01:34):
*though they wouldn't have to really acknowledge it im guessing
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:35):
*Here's one for ya
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:36):
*If Erica hadn't had an abortion...what would her kid be to Mark? ^^
*neice/nephew or...
*cause Kam was the dad XD
muse says (01:36):
*o wow
*its his niece/nephew-cousin
*thats not AS bad as xavier and melissa
[[Writing]] Shh, quiet, you might piss somebody off. says (01:37):
*what would that kid have been to Kam's kids?
*brother/sister or cousin? ^^
muse says (01:37):
*xD is that their niece/nephew or their daughter/son
*oy thats too much to think about on top of the in law discussion
*my brain hurts XD
So I saw Joyce's side message on MSN... and the following conversation resulted.
Kristinthalys says:
*But I LIKE using funny voices to talk for my betta! :(
Freyja says:
*O_o
*Huh?
Kristinthalys says:
**points at the immature antics side message thingie*
*o.o
Freyja says:
*That's not immature.
*That's just weird.
*:P
Kristinthalys says:
*But Lazarus is such a grumpy fish.... xD
*Always puffing up and patrolling his tank, giving everyone mean looks.
*He's my own personal crotchety old man in a bowl!
Freyja says:
*He sounds like an awesome fish.
Kristinthalys says:
*He IS.
*Then again, I've got a gift at finding the sassier sorts of betta.
*Just look for the one that gives everyone he sees an attitude. :D
*You'll never be bored again!
Freyja says:
*XD
*Hahahaha
Kristinthalys says:
*"Hey, HEY! The fuck are YOU lookin' at?!"
Freyja says:
*"You, you little fishy fucker."
*"I'm taking you home so you can give everyone I know dirty looks."
Kristinthalys says:
*And he chases Opie (my little catfish) around... never quite catches him, though, and since my tank's round? He never will.
Freyja says:
*"Sounds good, human. Just feed me and I'll hate you too."
*XD
Kristinthalys says:
*"I'M HULKING UP~! *puff*"
Freyja says:
*"BETA FISH SMASH PUNY GLASS BOWL!"
Kristinthalys says:
*"*bonk* ...BETTA FISH SMASH PUNY GLASS BOWL ON SECOND TRY!"
Freyja says:
*LOL
Kristinthalys says:
*=D
Freyja says:
*Six hours later..."BETA FISH HAVE HEADACHE! BETA FISH TRY AGAIN TOMORROW!"
Kristinthalys says:
*"BUT FIRST, BETTA EAT MANLY PINK FLAKES!"
Quote from: Kris on May 29, 2010, 02:32:36 AM
So I saw Joyce's side message on MSN... and the following conversation resulted.
Kristinthalys says:
*But I LIKE using funny voices to talk for my betta! :(
Freyja says:
*O_o
*Huh?
Kristinthalys says:
**points at the immature antics side message thingie*
*o.o
Freyja says:
*That's not immature.
*That's just weird.
*:P
Kristinthalys says:
*But Lazarus is such a grumpy fish.... xD
*Always puffing up and patrolling his tank, giving everyone mean looks.
*He's my own personal crotchety old man in a bowl!
Freyja says:
*He sounds like an awesome fish.
Kristinthalys says:
*He IS.
*Then again, I've got a gift at finding the sassier sorts of betta.
*Just look for the one that gives everyone he sees an attitude. :D
*You'll never be bored again!
Freyja says:
*XD
*Hahahaha
Kristinthalys says:
*"Hey, HEY! The fuck are YOU lookin' at?!"
Freyja says:
*"You, you little fishy fucker."
*"I'm taking you home so you can give everyone I know dirty looks."
Kristinthalys says:
*And he chases Opie (my little catfish) around... never quite catches him, though, and since my tank's round? He never will.
Freyja says:
*"Sounds good, human. Just feed me and I'll hate you too."
*XD
Kristinthalys says:
*"I'M HULKING UP~! *puff*"
Freyja says:
*"BETA FISH SMASH PUNY GLASS BOWL!"
Kristinthalys says:
*"*bonk* ...BETTA FISH SMASH PUNY GLASS BOWL ON SECOND TRY!"
Freyja says:
*LOL
Kristinthalys says:
*=D
Freyja says:
*Six hours later..."BETA FISH HAVE HEADACHE! BETA FISH TRY AGAIN TOMORROW!"
Kristinthalys says:
*"BUT FIRST, BETTA EAT MANLY PINK FLAKES!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nicolle (6:51:34 PM): I hopped on to <3 all over your promo.
Joyce (6:52:06 PM): I had <3 in my promo?
Nicolle (6:52:23 PM): :D
Nicolle (6:52:35 PM): You had awesome in your promo, so I <3'd all over it.
Nicolle (6:52:43 PM): Which is, like, literary cum.
Joyce (6:52:45 PM): LOL
I love Nicolle. <3.
Quote from: Sinn on May 29, 2010, 09:04:42 PM
Nicolle (6:51:34 PM): I hopped on to <3 all over your promo.
Joyce (6:52:06 PM): I had <3 in my promo?
Nicolle (6:52:23 PM): :D
Nicolle (6:52:35 PM): You had awesome in your promo, so I <3'd all over it.
Nicolle (6:52:43 PM): Which is, like, literary cum.
Joyce (6:52:45 PM): LOL
I love Nicolle. <3.
Hmm...literary cum. Me likey ;D
foREVer says (23:05):
*my All Excess DVD has vanished :'(
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:05):
*So has mine.
*>_>
foREVer says (23:06):
*JIMMAY
*GIVE BAAAAACK
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:06):
*XD
*LMFAO
foREVer says (23:07):
*dunno where LBC is either so my plan of curling up and watching DVDs = epic fail
*I saw it the other day though XD I just cant remember where
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:07):
*XD
*Fail.
foREVer says (23:08):
*THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN I CLEAN MY ROOM
*I LOSE THINGS
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:08):
*I KNOW O_O
foREVer says (23:08):
*"I'll put that there where it's safe and I'll remember where it is."
**few days later*
*"...where did I put it?"
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:08):
*LMAO <33
foREVer says (23:09):
*I seriously have like 20 things that are in places so safe even I don't know where they are
foREVer says (23:12):
*jkdfgjkldfghfdjkghfd
foREVer says (23:13):
*i just went downstairsto take a plate down
*and bring a binliner up to throw all my crap in
*I CAME BACK WITHOUT THE BIN BAG
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:13):
*LMFAO XD
*FOOL.
foREVer says (23:14):
*i cleaned my room and lost things
*it's messy again
*so mayeb if i clean it again, I'll find things!
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:15):
*...Hmm.
foREVer says (23:16):
*I just found the CD that goes with my digital camera
*I don't need THAT anymore -_-
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:17):
*>_>
foREVer says (23:18):
*I FOUND LBC
*YAY
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:18):
*YAY
foREVer says (23:22):
*so now i stop cleaning ^^
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:23):
*^_^ Good plan.
foREVer says (23:23):
*LBC > cleaning
*it can wait ^^
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:23):
*Mwahaha. Win.
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:26):
*I remember watching LBC 3 and a half times before our epic walk that nightXD
*because you couldn't find the remote to put the extras on >.<
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:27):
*XD
*Aaaah.
*Good times.
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:27):
*cock rum punch with JD and baileys in a horrible mixture
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:28):
*Horrible....
*but awesome.
*O_O
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:28):
*Poison
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:28):
*AWESOME POISON.
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:28):
*how's the dettol? XD
*I wonder if it's possible to become addicted to sniffing dettol
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:29):
*would that count as a solvent ?XD
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:29):
*It's....Ooooh.
**clutches onto* @_@
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:30):
*I just realized I could totally copy Syn and get my fave brand of cigs tattooed on my fingers.
STER LING
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:30):
*>_>
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:32):
*though Sterling James Keenan may think I'm a little TOO obsessed then and think that I got his name tattooed XD
*and since I already have one SJK tattoo... it could be partly true XD
She stole a bar of dettol from the shop at like 5:30 am because she can't go ANYWHERE without stealing SOMETHING. We thought it would be fun to sniff it because we are easily amused when drunk.
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:43):
*"In fact, The Rev used to live in Long Beach for a little bit."
Rev: *yeah, whatever. plays*
*XD
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:44):
*Shads screams, Leese creams
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:44):
*lmfao XD
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:44):
*<3
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:45):
*awwww zacky's lil smile during B&TH solo xd
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:46):
*^_^
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:46):
*i love how everyone has a microphone
*and johnny's jsut like
**wanders all over the stage*
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:46):
*LOL
*Aww.
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:47):
*CLOSE UP OF MATT'S CROTCH
*I JUST LOST AN EYE
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:47):
*PMSL XD
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:48):
*after such a horrible day and lots of tears, it's nice to have Matt's third limb to cheer me up
*third? that would mean he has no arms
*fifth XD
Franz[[BerryRev]] WhenYouHearTheThunder</3 says (23:49):
*XD
*You fail.
*ARMLESS MATTY RUNNING AROUND A STAGE SCREAMING
*THANK YOU
*FOR THAT IMAGE
Watching Live in the LBC :) says (23:49):
*lmfao
*with one of those boyband microphones
*attached to his face
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:24):
*I saw it and ran to throw up. >_<
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:25):
*they are bastards
*-_-
*and the album will make us cry too
*double bastards
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:26):
*265 people have voted illegal download on how they're gonna get the album >.<
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:26):
*....
*Fuckers.
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:26):
*that's 12% of the people who have voted
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:27):
*cunts :@
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:28):
*XD A7X fans rock
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:28):
*Most of them
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:30):
*"I heard that God hates us has screams like the screams off of the WTF album"
"Really? Because I also heard that on 5 songs he sings like a girl. Please don't make up random things. They said God Hates Us is one of the heaviest songs they have done. They did NOT say he screams on it."
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:31):
*OFF THE WTF ALBUM.
*BAHAHAHA
*Sorry.
*>_>
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:31):
*XD
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:32):
*My Matty doesn't scream anymore
*he roars :H
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:32):
*OMNOMNOM
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:36):
*now I need to write more stuff to make me cry
*yay
*WHOEVER TOLD ME THIS WAS GOOD THERAPY AND A GOOD IDEA NEEDS TO BE SHOT
*that was myself, btw
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:37):
*fuck this shit
*(listens to nightmare)
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:37):
*>_<
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:38):
*I'm so tempted to be mean and put like
*#nowplaying "God Hates Us" - Avenged Sevenfodl
*but the correct spelling
*and see how many people are all OMGHOWDIDYOUGETTHAT
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:39):
*LOL
*XD
*You're mean. XD
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:39):
*then I can be all
*me and M are tight, yo
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:39):
*LMFAO
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:39):
*I so refrained from making a dirty joke then
*tight
*horse cock
*yeeeeeeeeeeah
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:40):
*NOM
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:40):
*When you nom you bite hard
*I still have the marks from a month ago!
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:41):
*I don't think he'd appreciate that down there
*or maybe he's into that kinda thing?
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:42):
*>: D
*I could nip.
*^_^
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:42):
*you nip and he'll tuck
*MANGINA
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:42):
*LMFAO XD
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:42):
*I'm fun when I'm sleep deprived and caffeine fueled
*you miss me, dontcha? XD
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (08:43):
*this is going in hilarious convos on the rp forum again
*anything I post there revolves around THAT cock... even when it isn't funny. maybe the thought of him having a huge cock is hilarious?
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:43):
*I MISS CHU
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (08:44):
*AND YOUR COCKTALK
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:05):
*leese_6661 I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING. NOT TAKING ABOUT M. SHADOWS' PEEN.
leese_6661 ...talking. Not taking. Dear God. It gets worse.
*XD
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:06):
*LMFAO XD
*YOU KNOW YOU WANNA TAKE M SHADOWS PEEN.
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:06):
*If I was taking said peen, it'd be a different story
*FUCK WRITING
*I HAVE SHADS' COCK IN ME
*XD
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:06):
*LMGDFAO.
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:07):
*YOU'RE MAD
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:07):
*Maybe
*Mania episode? XD
*omg. i just totally butched an A7X lyric
*like... turned it upside down
*while singing along
*what the fuck?
*"Climb up from the top for the last time"
*HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?
*HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT?
**slits wrists*
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:08):
*Sounds like something M would say :'D
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:08):
*...very good point.
*I feel OK now XD
*at least I don't say "benefit to Christy C" instead of "Generous hypocrisy."
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:09):
*LOLZ ON A STICK, WTF!?
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:09):
*who is Christy C and why does she deserve benefits?
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:10):
*Jeremy Kyle is on in 15 mins. Fuck yes. That'll make me feel better about my life.
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:10):
*....Maybe Christy C'll be on there
**nods*
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:10):
*DNA results
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:11):
*"The DNA tests show that...well, well, well... M. Shadows....IS the child's biological father!"
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:11):
*WHATASHOCK.
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:11):
*that was an awesome JK impression
*I even got the "well, well, well"
*"PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT!"
*..."nothing will fit"
*XD
*BAM.
Franz[[TheReverendTholomewBerry]] says (09:12):
*You're insane
*I just scarred twitter
*>_>
[[Find me on my better days to lose me once again]] says (09:12):
*I may have scarred facebook
in response to my IM status:
AnarchyHero12: Zombie Kore sounds like an industrial band. Or an industrial-techno genre branch.
kore: ROFL!
kore: yes it does
AnarchyHero12: AND NOW OPENING FOR COMBICHRIST! ZOMBIE KOOOOORE!
kore: RAAAAAGH! HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT, DETROIT! WELCOME TO HELLLLLL!
AnarchyHero12: *BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM CHING-CHING BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM WHOAH-OH! BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM*
AnarchyHero12: Break out the glow sticks!
kore: with my current voice, i sound like it.
AnarchyHero12: Crypt Keeper doing a Kurt Cobain impression?
kore: yus
AnarchyHero12: lolz
Quote from: fiVe on June 18, 2010, 08:15:04 PM
in response to my IM status:
AnarchyHero12: Zombie Kore sounds like an industrial band. Or an industrial-techno genre branch.
kore: ROFL!
kore: yes it does
AnarchyHero12: AND NOW OPENING FOR COMBICHRIST! ZOMBIE KOOOOORE!
kore: RAAAAAGH! HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT, DETROIT! WELCOME TO HELLLLLL!
AnarchyHero12: *BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM CHING-CHING BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM WHOAH-OH! BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM*
AnarchyHero12: Break out the glow sticks!
kore: with my current voice, i sound like it.
AnarchyHero12: Crypt Keeper doing a Kurt Cobain impression?
kore: yus
AnarchyHero12: lolz
Score.
This is why I still live with my dad and will probably never move out... XD
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:31):
*HELP ME STAY AWAAAAAAAAAKE ><
JustAri. says (05:32):
*How? xD
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:32):
*iunno xD
*entertain me
JustAri. says (05:32):
**brings out stripper pole*
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:32):
*it's 5:30 am and I have to be somewhere in like 7 hours and i think that if i sleep now I will completely crash
*and not wake up in time
*and i just did the STUPIDEST thing EVER
JustAri. says (05:33):
*xD ?
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:33):
*I'm tired... and in pain, so i take some painkillers. Co-codamol... and the ones we have are prescription only with like 30mg of codeine
*CODEINE MAKES YOU DROWSY
JustAri. says (05:33):
*OMG :s
*xD
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:33):
*so I'm trying to combat it
*I made myself TWO cups of coffee at the same time xD
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:34):
*Also, I almost typed "cocaine" instead of "codeine"
*that's how out of it I am becoming :|
JustAri. says (05:34):
*LMFAO. xDDDD
*You should nap
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:34):
*cocaine wouldn't make me drowsy
*I should take some cocaine XD
*and I'm incapable of napping
*I have a habit of turning alarms off and going back to sleep
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:35):
*I even do that when I have different alarms set hours apart
*the other day i set alarms for 1pm, 2pm, 3pm and 4pm
*they all woke me up, but I didn't get up until 6:10 :|
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:36):
*'cause i just turned them off. I don't hit snooze, I kinda just go "fuck off", turn it off and go back to sleep XD
JustAri. says (05:37):
*ROFL. FAIL xD
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:37):
*I used to do it when I was at college, but I had the BEST excuse ever whenever I was late
JustAri. says (05:37):
*LMFAO. really?
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:38):
*My dad used to wake me up in the mornings, knowing how terrible I was. He'd have full blown conversations with me, but I wouldn't remember. I'd yell at him for not waking me up and he'd be like "I did... You sat up and spoke to me." "Oh..." XD
*but yes, my excuse
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:39):
*I lived above a pub and I used to tell the tutors that my dad forgot to post the key back through (we only had one between us for the actual pub front door) and that the cleaner turned up late and I couldn't get out until she got there :D
JustAri. says (05:40):
*LMFAO. NICE
*xD
Dying. Cramps. Hurt. Can't sleep. says (05:41):
*It worked a few times
*then it just kinda became "Oh, Lisa's late again."
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[21:55] styg: Boomtax always does this, he makes us be sociable and then fucks off
[21:55] styg: I HAVE IMPORTANT MOPING TO BE DOING DAMMIT
[21:55] Niall: Sorry, I was at the fridge
[21:55] Niall: MOPE MOPE MOPE
[21:56] styg: *listens to The Cure*
[21:56] Niall: I like the fringe, styg
[21:56] styg: thank you ^^
[21:56] styg: hmm actually I might listen to The Cure now
[21:56] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: pfft, fuck The Cure. I listen to Ebola.
[21:57] styg: the band or the disease?
[21:57] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: is there a band called Ebola?
[21:57] styg: probably
[21:57] Niall: *fires up The Used and writes a sad poem about darkness*
[21:57] styg: there's a band called everything
[21:57] styg: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_%28Thai_band%29
[21:57] Niall: If there's a band called Anal Cunt, there's Ebola
[21:58] styg: "Ebola is an alternative rock and metalcore band" ....altrock + metalcore? I fear to investigate, yet I feel I must
[21:58] styg: such a combination confuses me
[21:58] Niall: Way ahead of you
[21:59] Niall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpD4QZXXLLw
[21:59] styg: I'm imagining a hybrid of R.E.M. and Converge now
[22:00] styg: No time for you, Beth Orton! *turns off*
[22:00] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: I'm imagining a bunch of faggots watching twilight and cutting themselves.
[22:00] Niall: It's every shit rock ballad you've ever heard
[22:00] Niall: In Thai.
[22:00] styg: He's sad because he cut himself shaving.
[22:01] styg: And apparently washing the fridge makes that chick horny
[22:01] Niall: Reasonable. I watched a movie a few days ago about a guy who went on a killing spree because he didn't get a coffee to his tastes at Starbucks.
[22:01] styg: This is neither altrock nor metalcore. It's like the inside of Chad Kroeger's head when he stubs his toe.
[22:02] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: I don't see how this is anywhere close to metalcore. Or why such a slow melody is associated to a group calling themselves Ebola
[22:02] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: lol
[22:02] Niall: It doesn't fit at all, does it?
[22:02] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: fucking Thai people
[22:03] Niall: ... *cough*
[22:04] styg: oh this one has drums: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWf-vfXcZY&feature=related
[22:04] styg: it's still not exactly metal though
[22:04] styg: OH I GET IT. He screams every so often, and that makes it metalcore ^_^
[22:05] Niall: It's like watching every grindcore band from the 90's video
[22:06] Niall: And yes, people acutomatically class anthing with a bit of screaming as metalcore now
[22:06] Niall: Snoop Dogg could scream in a song tomorrow and he'd be a metalcore act on Wikipedia by the time the song ended
(There now follows some discussion about brokenCYDE and Blood on the Dance Floor, and then...)
[22:31] styg: I also just investigated the fabled 3OH!3... they suck too but not in a hilarious way. Just in a, "I feel sorry for them" way.
[22:31] Niall: Yeah, they're just bad
[22:33] styg: You know Ben Folds' cover of Bitches Ain't Shit? It's like that...except they actually believe that they're down
[22:33] Niall: 3oh3 did a song with Kesha. It's abysmal on so many levels
[22:34] styg: Bitches Ain't Shit works because it's tongue in cheek without being mocking of the original... this is just two skinny white guys without any sense of irony
[22:36] Niall: The lack of a sense of irony is arguably their worst trait
[22:37] styg: To be fair, they might actually be the greatest act of musical subversion and performance art ever.
[22:37] styg: How bad can an act be before people twig that it's a joke?
[22:37] styg: Sadly, as Crazy Frog taught us: Very, very bad indeed.
[22:38] Niall: ... Crazy Frog
[22:38] Niall: I had forgotten that
[22:38] styg: sorry :(
[22:38] Niall: You're a bad person
[22:50] *** Niall has left the conversation.
Quote from: Thingybloke on July 08, 2010, 07:00:31 PM
[22:02] True Friendship Is Being Able To Stay Friends After A Fight: I don't see how this is anywhere close to metalcore. Or why such a slow melody is associated to a group calling themselves Ebola
i used to ask this quite often about Incubus. well, not the metalcore, the other.
and 3oh3 or whatever their name is makes me want to kick things. i heartily agree with your diagnosis.
JD and Coke says (21:48):
*just posted the new fozzy dates
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:48):
*fuck fozzy XD I'm all about the A7X tour haha
JD and Coke says (21:48):
*fuck that shit hehe
*its the same time i think
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:48):
*A7X + Stone Sour = jizz
JD and Coke says (21:48):
*yeah fun times
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:49):
*if it's the same time I'm texting Rich and bitching XD
*ahhh it's like 2 weeks before
JD and Coke says (21:50):
*hehe yeah
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:50):
*A7X starts 26th
*I was gonna do full tour but tickets are £30 each so fuck that ^^
*If I had a job i would but nooooooo
JD and Coke says (21:50):
*u need to fuck a band guy
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:50):
*So I'll do half ^^
*M. Shadows
*get it sorted
*XD
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:51):
*maybe Toad will be the tour manager XD
*TOAD. GET ME IN NAO.
JD and Coke says (21:51):
*hahaha no no
*he does shit bands lol
*like fozzy
*and mojo
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:51):
*lmfao
JD and Coke says (21:51):
*and skindred lol
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:52):
*Maybe FN will support!
*THey'll be my ticket in
JD and Coke says (21:52):
*but yeah posted the dates so check them!
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:52):
*HI RENNY. PUT ME ON THE GUEST LIST SO I CAN BANG M. SHADOWS. KTHNX.
*I'm checking them out! HOw do you think I know it's 2 weeks before? XD
JD and Coke says (21:53):
*cus ur a twat?
*LOL
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:54):
*Well, yes... but that doesn't really give me a special ability to know when dates are
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:57):
*ewww Corporation in Sheffield
JD and Coke says (21:58):
*yup lol
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || If I disappear, lightning cut me off. || says (21:58):
*Shit venue.
*Sevenfold would never play a venue like that XD
*Fozzy FTL
[03:16] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (steveman1991) I say we throw the belts in the middle of a room and observe the teams through a trick mirror
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) S'long as Wilde doesn't get the mirror that makes him look fat.. he might lose it.
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (steveman1991) lol o.o
[03:17] stygimoloch: dude his PB is Matt Hardy, of course he looks fat :p
[03:17] stygimoloch: j/k
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) Ouch.
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (steveman1991) ZING!
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) I wish matt woulda been holding it in a bit there.
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) it's not fat.. it's musle
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) stomach muscle!
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) brb
[03:17] stygimoloch: nah I love Matt LOL I don't mind his belly
[03:17] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (steveman1991) o.o....lol stomach muscles
[03:18] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (steveman1991) from eating too much <.<
[03:18] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (steveman1991) Is that even possible?? XD
[03:18] [GlobalExtremeWrestling]: (wildetanke) eating muscle :-P
Never, EVER get Matt crying on camera again. Fuckinghell. My heart is broken. says (06:51):
*if I was with Shads IRL
*I'd do that all day
*poke his cute lil dimples
-- [[ily my Nightmare.]] -- says (06:51):
*I KNOW!!
*oh my god and feel all those muscles!
Never, EVER get Matt crying on camera again. Fuckinghell. My heart is broken. says (06:51):
*that too
-- [[ily my Nightmare.]] -- says (06:52):
*he has ugly feet xD
Never, EVER get Matt crying on camera again. Fuckinghell. My heart is broken. says (06:52):
*LOLOLOL
*all feet are ugly
-- [[ily my Nightmare.]] -- says (06:52):
*his are ugly though!
-- [[ily my Nightmare.]] -- says (06:53):
*he's perfect from head to ankle
Never, EVER get Matt crying on camera again. Fuckinghell. My heart is broken. says (06:53):
*LMFAO
-- [[ily my Nightmare.]] -- says (06:53):
*i saw them in a picture and went O_O why?
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:04):
*Keith Caulfield, senior chart manager and analyst at Billboard doesn't seem to think that Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare" is enough of a threat to knock Eminem from the #1 Billboard spot. You guys ready to show him how wrong he is? Let's keep cleaning those store shelves off!
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:04):
*i:
*..
*o:*
*.sd;fjddf''fghfg;fg
*O: *
!!!
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:04):
*>.<
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:05):
*WE NEED TO PROVE HIM WRONG
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:05):
*WE DO
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:07):
*BORED
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:08):
*ME TOO
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:11):
*lol comment on my status
*Amanda Meow Worden Eminem is gay!
Leese 'Victim' Wright WORD.
BUY NIGHTMARE!!!! :D
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:11):
*LMAO
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:11):
*he's not gay. I love Eminem. But, for this week, he's gay.
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:11):
*YES
*I AGREE
|| How does THAT ADORABLE CREATURE scream like THAT?! || says (03:11):
*but I need a break from Nightmare so I'm gonna listen to Eminem xD
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:21):
*:|
*SAM
*GET READY TO RAGE
*COMMENT ON DBN
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:21):
*O.O
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:21):
*"sorry guys but the album sucks, u have gotten worse with every album and without the rev you cant make one good song."
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:21):
*...................................................................
*OH
*FUCK
*NO
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:22):
*THIS IS WAAAAAAAR
*Brave anonymous poster >.<
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:23):
*WHAT POST IS IT?!
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:23):
*errr... it's one on the Billboard thingy
*http://deathbatnews.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/billboards-senior-chart-manager-analyst-nightmare-doesnt-look-to-be-a-major-threat/ on there somewhere
* I replied. Nicely :)
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:27):
*WHY HAS THIS TURNED INTO A WAR ON EMINEM?! XD
*Poor guy. It's not his fault he's number one and we're gunning for him LOL
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:28):
*LMAO
*I know
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:29):
*All the little 12 years olds are like OH HELL NO EMINEM SUCKS. EMINEM became the ENEMY!
*Er, no, no really.... we just wanna make Jimmy proud *listens to Recovery*
Sammybaby x Rooster {{God Hates Us.}} x Let it burn, under my skin, let it burn x {{Buried Alive.}} says (03:29):
*yeah really
|| Eminem is GAY || says (03:29):
*Some A7X fans are embarrassing -_-
*spams thread more with a post nobody will read*
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:20):
http://img707.imageshack.us/i/13806901416fe27513854c8.jpg/
*ugh
*matt
*hair -_-
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:20):
*... he reminds me of a chia pet
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:20):
*LMAO
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:20):
*LMAO
*LIKE, SERIOUSLY
*EVERY DAY WE'VE SEEN IT
*IT'S GROWN A BIT MORE
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:21):
*LMFAO
*true
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:21):
*LMAO!
*It's like
*if we add enough water
*can we shave it so he's bald again?!
*and keep him in a hat at ALL TIMES?
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:22):
*It might grow more in a few hours
*when he hits 29
*it'll go like
*BAM
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:22):
*Oh fuck us all
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:22):
*MASSIVE MOHECAN
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:22):
*The rooster hawk is gonna be taking over his entire fucking head
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:22):
*ROOSTAZILLA
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:23):
*LMAO
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:23):
*he's like a porcupine
*some days it looks small
*and then other days it's just standing up
*and WOW THAT SOUNDED WRONG
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:23):
*IG
*ISDUIFHSDIUFHFJDS
*OH GOD
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:23):
*DUDE
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:23):
*PAIR THAT WITH HOW HE SAT IN THAT VIDEO, AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A PORNO
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:23):
*I HAVE A THEORY
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:23):
*WHAT?
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:23):
*From the pics I've seen so far of the gigs
*no boner
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:24):
*THE ERECTION HAS MOVED TO HIS HEAD
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:24):
*OH FUCK
*YOU'RE RIGHT
|| Injured Leese! || HAAAAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY, ROOSTER BOY!!!!!! (Love you, Matthew XD) says (04:24):
*lawl
*dickhead
You Should Have Known The Price of Evil says (04:24):
*Literally!
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:25):
*lol jamie said she likes that name
*I might reply with "It makes me sound like an old Mexican"
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:25):
*DO IT XD
*no wait
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:25):
*...
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:25):
**pops collar*
**raises his chin*
**makes gun hand at*
*do it.
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:26):
*done it
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:26):
**LAUGHS*
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:26):
*dontcha just love A7X inside jokes? :')
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:26):
*yes :'D
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:26):
*"Do it" will last forever
*OMG
*FAIL
*foREVer
*;D
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:27):
*LMAO
*YES
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:27):
*and
*walter
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:27):
*omfg yes
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:27):
*AND AND AND
*OH SHIT...
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:28):
*WHAT'S IN THE BUCKET
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:28):
*WHAT'S IN THE BUCKET BUT A BUCKET OF SHIT
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:28):
*BUT A BUCKET OF GRAPES AND GRAPES IN THE MOUTH
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:29):
*GRAPES IN THE MOUTH MAKE YA HAPPY DOWN SOUTH
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:30):
*ONCE YOU GET A BIG BONER, WHATCHU GONNA DO?!
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:30):
*.....
*SHOW 'EM THE ROADIE'S BOXERS
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:30):
*WHERE'S MAH CREDIT CARDDDDDD
*.. Jason Berry
*you're an odd little man
*u.u
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:30):
*Jason, you need to know this as Matt Berry's brother xD
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:30):
*LMAO
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:31):
*THIS IS THE BEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:31):
*One day dude, I'm just gonna get off the bus and I'm gonna run into the woods and I'm never gonna come back!
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:31):
*AND WHEN I COME BACK, I'LL BE THE KNIFE MASTER!
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:32):
*Best quote I've ever heard dude! The best turn around in shortest amount of time! 'And I'm never gonna come back, and when I come back!'
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:33):
**fist pump*
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:34):
*LET'S COME AND LAUGH AT MEEEEEE. LET'S COME LAUGH AT THE ARRRTIST
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:34):
*I'M OUT OF HEREEEE
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:35):
*I'M ONLY PLAYING ONE SONG AND I'M NOT COMING OUT FOR TEN YEARS , AND WHEN I COME BACK....I'm bringing out Avenged Sevenfold
*:') Jimmeh <3
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:36):
*<333333333 love himmm
Can we rename this thread Leese's A7X convo spam thread? XD
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:49):
*cupcake
*really, jamie?!
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:49):
*LMAO
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:49):
*fucking cupcake xD
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:49):
*Just call him a Greek Bagel or some shit.
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:49):
*LMFAO
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:49):
*LMAO
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:49):
*omg
*gigglefit
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:49):
*LOL
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:49):
*she called him a Greek God
*that'll do xD
*rather be a God than a bagel
*I think xD
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:50):
*however nommable they may be
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:50):
*Bagel's are good, so is Alex.
*Put some butter on both and NOM AWAY.
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:50):
*Ekrot
*er
*Ektor
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:50):
*EKROT. LOL
*Ektor.. Mexican bagel.
*With spanish butter.
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:50):
*Ekrot Alexander Vatakjfksdfenfsdl
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:51):
*Yes. Vtakaksdfjksdkjsddsdfs.
||God Save Us All||God Hates Us All || says (08:51):
*Naw, I can spell it now 'cause I'm good :D
*VARKATZAS!
**takes a bow*
I'll never let you go, if you promise not to fade away, never fade away. says (08:51):
*WOOT!
**applauds*
Everything's better out of context :D
-=-Jenn-=- says:
i got hit in the face with a naked people tornado
muse says:
bahahahahaha
Quote from: Shane Sanders on August 03, 2010, 11:00:53 PM
Everything's better out of context :D
-=-Jenn-=- says:
i got hit in the face with a naked people tornado
muse says:
bahahahahaha
That was kind of a "wow" context. Me, I'd like to get hit in the face with a naked lesbian tornado ;D
Quote from: Jeremy J. on August 04, 2010, 02:53:39 PMThat was kind of a "wow" context. Me, I'd like to get hit in the face with a naked lesbian tornado ;D
You rang? ;)
Quote from: Jeremy J. on August 04, 2010, 02:53:39 PM
Quote from: Shane Sanders on August 03, 2010, 11:00:53 PM
Everything's better out of context :D
-=-Jenn-=- says:
i got hit in the face with a naked people tornado
muse says:
bahahahahaha
That was kind of a "wow" context. Me, I'd like to get hit in the face with a naked lesbian tornado ;D
Yeah, too bad you'd only get to watch. Pray for a bisexual chick tornado instead. :P
gotta love PPV season on 21, i torture myself in the most horrible ways musically. i stick everything on the hard drive, including some stuff (like britney spears) that i solely download for musical torture, then i don't let myself take it off shuffle until things are done.
WHOO! RANDOM MUSIC NIGHT!: how the jesus did i get this much country?
AnarchyHero12: You're Texan. It's programmed right next to Tabasco & trailers.
AnarchyHero12: *runs*
AnarchyHero12: Brooks & Dunn should NEVER lead in to Bowie. There's gotta be a law about that.
WHOO! RANDOM MUSIC NIGHT!: ROFL
WHOO! RANDOM MUSIC NIGHT!: AND NOW AN ARIA
AnarchyHero12: It's like you got a value
GAAAAAH MUSIC TORTURE: pack of Amazon's most unwanted songs or something. lol
AnarchyHero12: I've seen shit on your music status that Casey Kasem wouldn't put on in India.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Hahahahahahhahaha,.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: What next.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: The combined greatest hits of Toby Kieth and Infected mushroom?
AnarchyHero12: Combichrist followed by Alan Jackson followed by Hole and topped off with Trent Reznor sleeping on the microphone for an entire album.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by Phil Collins.
AnarchyHero12: And then a Milli Vanilli remix by Blue Man Group.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by the worst TNA themes.
GAAAAAH MUSIC TORTURE: CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT...
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by Zack Ryder's theme music.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by Hip To Be Square.
GAAAAAH MUSIC TORTURE: oh yeah. that one song of abyss's that sounds like a trashcan full of beer bottles falling down stairs
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by watching American Psycho for no explicable reason.
GAAAAAH MUSIC TORTURE: and jarrett's LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME car alarm special
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by suicide, then more phil collins.
AnarchyHero12: Followed by MY suicide.
GAAAAAH MUSIC TORTURE: AnarchyHero12: And then Courtney Love's duet with Bjork.
Once again, there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold.: Followed by Beck.
Quote from: DreamGoddessLindsey on August 04, 2010, 05:55:39 PM
Quote from: Jeremy J. on August 04, 2010, 02:53:39 PMThat was kind of a "wow" context. Me, I'd like to get hit in the face with a naked lesbian tornado ;D
You rang? ;)
What kept you? :D
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Heckling & Outsmarting Juggalos on Facebook... For The Lawlz. (http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7033/facebooklolz2.jpg)
Quote from: V on August 07, 2010, 12:56:09 AM
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UBER LAWLZ. Adam Linn, you have once again proven you are a tard. :)
Quote from: Jackson on August 07, 2010, 06:03:34 PM
Quote from: V on August 07, 2010, 12:56:09 AM
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UBER LAWLZ. Adam Linn, you have once again proven you are a tard. :)
I still have it all posted. You should check it out. Apparently, I have two more juggalos on my friends list I need to axe. lol.
Quote from: Sinn on August 07, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: Jackson on August 07, 2010, 06:03:34 PM
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UBER LAWLZ. Adam Linn, you have once again proven you are a tard. :)
I still have it all posted. You should check it out. Apparently, I have two more juggalos on my friends list I need to axe. lol.
... or meat-cleaver.
*badumchee* (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)
Quote from: V on August 07, 2010, 11:17:05 PM
Quote from: Sinn on August 07, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
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UBER LAWLZ. Adam Linn, you have once again proven you are a tard. :)
I still have it all posted. You should check it out. Apparently, I have two more juggalos on my friends list I need to axe. lol.
... or meat-cleaver.
*badumchee* (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)
Nah, I'd prefer to use a battle axe. :P
Quote from: Sinn on August 08, 2010, 12:19:21 AM
Quote from: V on August 07, 2010, 11:17:05 PM
Quote from: Sinn on August 07, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
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UBER LAWLZ. Adam Linn, you have once again proven you are a tard. :)
I still have it all posted. You should check it out. Apparently, I have two more juggalos on my friends list I need to axe. lol.
... or meat-cleaver.
*badumchee* (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)
Nah, I'd prefer to use a battle axe. :P
i'll take labrys, personally.
Quote from: V on August 07, 2010, 11:17:05 PM
Quote from: Sinn on August 07, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
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Quote from: V on August 07, 2010, 12:56:09 AM
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UBER LAWLZ. Adam Linn, you have once again proven you are a tard. :)
I still have it all posted. You should check it out. Apparently, I have two more juggalos on my friends list I need to axe. lol.
... or meat-cleaver.
*badumchee* (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)
Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one thinking this. <.<;
I shouldn't be allowed to twitter-text. Ever.
TeamDanTheBody OMG I'm tired and high and just almost got hit by a motorbike and omg a lion just stopped beside me and I just wanna go home!
TeamDanTheBody Um... A limo, not a lion.
TeamBertMcCrack@TeamDanTheBody LMAO. o___o
TeamDanTheBody@TeamBertMcCrack XD I haven't slept and haven't eaten anything and have had a feeeew joints and WANT BED NAO!
TeamBertMcCrack@TeamDanTheBody I was like... Lion... wow... wild trip. xD
TeamDanTheBody And a dude with the biggest head EVER just walked past me. I want my bed, but first i'm gonna see if HMV have got NIGHTMARE!
TeamZackyBerry@TeamDanTheBody LMAO <3
TeamDanTheBody Why am I carrying a receipt for my food around still? I've eaten it now. I don't need it.
TeamBillieJoeGD@TeamDanTheBody Leese. Seriously. Weed. Birmingham. Do it.
TeamDanTheBody@TeamBillieJoeGD I will! But can you roll joints? I can't XD
TeamBillieJoeGD@TeamDanTheBody I've got the know how, I just can't make my hands cooperate x)
TeamDanTheBody I bought 7 chicken nuggets, 2 spicy chicken legs and 4 hot chicken wings. I like chicken.
TeamDanTheBody@TeamBertMcCrack Stupid predictive text XD
TeamDanTheBody And a can of monster. I bought one of those too and I just sneezed. Twice.
TeamBertMcCrack@TeamDanTheBody It made me laugh :)
TeamDanTheBody There hot chicken wings aren't hot at all. Not even remotely spicy. False advertising! I should've kept that receipt.
TeamDanTheBody@TeamZackyBerry <3 3
TeamDanTheBody Oh shit. Dad's friend just got on the bus O.O *totally not stoned Mr. Taxman*
TeamDanTheBody HURRY UP BUS BEFORE I SLEEP ON YOU!
AND AND AND
JD and Coke says (16:48):
*HEARD FOZZY IN CANADA?
*lmao
*http://www.guitars101.com/forums/f90/fozzy-august-7th-2010-hamilton-106810.html
JD and Coke says (16:49):
*chris sounds great :D
O___________O says (16:49):
**downloads*
JD and Coke says (16:49):
*hahahahaa
JD and Coke says (16:50):
*its like a new game
O___________O says (16:50):
*am i gunna regret it? XD
JD and Coke says (16:50):
*how long u can stand listening to chris
*yes
O___________O says (16:51):
*i love how we've always picked on him
*for 5 years
*and to his face we're all
*OMG CHRIS YOU'RE GREAT
*well
*not quite
*but you get the point
*:D
*i'm high
*ignoreme
JD and Coke says (16:51):
*lmao
*lol
JD and Coke says (16:52):
*i just get phone calls from him at 2am while im asleep
*saying what to i do to check in to hotels
*retard
O___________O says (16:52):
*lmao!
JD and Coke says (16:56):
*is it sad im buying jerichos dvd for the let the madness begin video
*lmao
O___________O says (16:57):
*LOL yes
JD and Coke says (16:57):
*marking out for myself
O___________O says (17:08):
*...listening now
JD and Coke says (17:08):
*lmao
O___________O says (17:09):
*O_O
*not even up to the chorus in Under blackened Skies
*and i wanna turn it off
*but i cant
*it's like a car wreck
*when you can't look away
*i cant turn it off xD
JD and Coke says (17:10):
*lmao
*too tre
*true
O___________O says (17:10):
*He sounds worse than he did
*in 2005
*when we used to cringe everynight by the stage xD
*I'm gonna keep listening to this until October... so I know I made the right decision.
*At least M. Shadows can sing live xD
O___________O says (17:24):
*LMFAO
*Crucify Yourself
*at 4:37
*he sounds like he's dying
*being strangled or something
O___________O says (17:25):
*Dude.... this is embarrassingly bad
*Can we sack Chris and have Rich sing instead? xD
JD and Coke says (17:27):
*no
*cus then they wud be performing in front of 13
O___________O says (17:27):
*LMAO
*fair point
Ouch. says (01:01):
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs210.snc4/38832_454356945655_511050655_6817855_5296138_n.jpg
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:01):
* Ana HeMayBeOutOfHisMind... says (7:00 PM):
**knocks on your phone*
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (7:00 PM):
*[... XDD door*?]
Ouch. says (01:01):
*LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:01):
*LMAO
Ouch. says (01:01):
*XD
*XD
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:01):
*oh god. </3 photo
*LMAO ANA
*</3 photo
Ouch. says (01:01):
*YES
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs280.snc4/40322_454356675655_511050655_6817845_6415014_n.jpg
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:02):
*</3
**unf*
*it's like
*heartbreaking
*and you wanna fuck him
*at the same time
Ouch. says (01:02):
*xD
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:02):
*while feeling bad
*LMAO
Ouch. says (01:03):
*yeah
*like
* :'( "Aww, Matty..."
**wipes tears*
**rapes*
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:03):
*YES
*LOL
*JUST LIKE THAT
*LEMME HAVE YOUR BABIES
*awww
**wipes face*
**UNF UNF UNF*
Ouch. says (01:03):
*LMAO
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:03):
**wipes face again* DON'T CRY
Ouch. says (01:06):
**wipes tears* BABY DON'T CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
**sexes*
Ouch. says (01:07):
**cuddles him*
**sexes again*
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:07):
*LMAO!
**unfunfunfunf* AW MATTY DON'T CRY *wipes tears, cuddles, makes better. FUCKS HIM INTO 2012*
Ouch. says (01:08):
*Is that when the world ends? Or is that the end of 2012?
*either way
*we fuck him until then
*WE
*because I'm not selfish
*and you can have some too
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:08):
*YAY
*=D
Ouch. says (01:08):
*THERE'S ENOUGH OF HIM TO GO AROUND
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:08):
*YES THERE IS
*HE HAS A HORSE COCK
Ouch. says (01:08):
*and around
*and around and around and around
*what song is that?
*it just came into my head
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:09):
*..
*Uhm
*I have no idea
*Let's just
*call it
*The Horsecock Song
Ouch. says (01:09):
*Yes. Because I just googled it and it's giving me Justin Timberlake
*it's not that ^^
Ouch. says (01:10):
*I just realized.... the "unfunfunf" you typed earlier
*also reads as "funfunfun!"
*which is what it would be
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:12):
*LMAO
Ouch. says (01:12):
*:') we talk about that man and his penis way too much
{{At Least I Know I'm a Synner with a Vengeance. }} says (01:12):
*oh I know
*but
*it's okay
*he's sexy <3
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/nathan_shaw/juggalosarenotthatintelligent-1.jpg)
My cousin is an idiot...as are all juggalos.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:55):
*ILY
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:55):
*O_O
*ILY2!
*LIKE
*MORE
*THAN THE MOON
*(y)
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:55):
*:|
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:55):
*Yup.
*I went there.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:56):
*WELL
*ILY
*MORE
*THAN
*MARK LOVES ATREYU
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:56):
*.... ._.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:56):
* /failz
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:56):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE SEVENFOLD
*Ha.
**pwns*
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:56):
*O________________O
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:56):
*n.n
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:56):
*ILY MORE THAN ZACKY LOVES ICKY
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:57):
*......I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SYN LOVES PINKLY.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:57):
*ILY MORE THAN BELLA LOVES SPECIAL BROWNIES
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:57):
*Oh wow.
*XD
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:57):
*:D
**winz*
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:57):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THAN THAN DAN LOVES LEG WIGGLING AND LAPDANCING.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:58):
**FUCKINGDIES*
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN JUMMY LOVES CHASING STALLION DUCKS
*JUMMY
*FAIL
*JIMMY!
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:58):
*LOL XD
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN JOHNNY LOVES HIS SUNGLASSES!
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (21:59):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SHADOWS LOVES DAN AND TAKING HIM OUT LIKE A SWEET LITTLE MUFFIN
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (21:59):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SYN LOVES EATING ROADIE'S TOENAILS.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (22:00):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN JASON LIKES PUTTING POOP SANDWICHES ON SUPPORT BANDS TABLES
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (22:01):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN A7X ROADIES LOVE THROWING THEMSELVES OFF STANDS AND HANGING IN FRONT OF CROWDS.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (22:01):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DAN LOVES GIVING LAPDANCES TO JOHNNY
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (22:02):
*I SAID THAT
**WIN*
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (22:02):
*NO YOU SAID LAPDANCES IN GENERAL
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (22:03):
*>_>
*UMF.
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CAM RACKAM LOVES PAINTING EROTIC PICTURES OF M.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (22:04):
*I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE THINKING ABOUT EROTIC PICTURES OF M.
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (22:05):
*...
*.....
*Wow.
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (22:05):
*I
*WIN
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (22:06):
*I....Just....*bows*
|| Mark || I Know You'll Find Your Own Way, When I'm Not With You... || 8 months </3 || says (22:06):
*AND I ALSO LOVE YOU MORE THAN M. BONER PICTURES AND TALKING ABOUT THE HORSECOCK
*I win for sure now. There is no comeback. Salute me.
Franz[[Milo -.-]] says (22:08):
**just fucking worships*
I love logging in to AIM. Really. Every time I get a "hey, sup... do you want to join my fed?" Today I was on for an hour when this fun happened.
[September 15, 2010 18:40 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: hey
[September 15, 2010 18:40 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: hi
[September 15, 2010 18:40 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: whats up?
[September 15, 2010 18:41 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: not much... sup with you?
[September 15, 2010 18:41 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: nothing at all lol
[September 15, 2010 18:41 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: question; do you still do efeds?
[September 15, 2010 18:41 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: yes i do
[September 15, 2010 18:43 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: alright...well i co-own a fed called EHWF and we have a new system in place to where people can sign anywhere from 1 week to 3 months...it is something i never seen done in an efed before and i was hoping this way people could sign for at least 1 week and see if they like the place...if they do they can re-sign and if they don't they can just quit...hopefully it slows down or stops all the no shows...we also have a proboards money system in place to where you get money for rping and get even more for winning your matches...so im just asking you to try it out for a week at least
[September 15, 2010 18:44 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: ummm i do believe i'm banned from your fed because i accused someone there of stealing my rps
[September 15, 2010 18:44 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: do you remember that?
[September 15, 2010 18:44 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: awww shit that was you?
[September 15, 2010 18:45 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: Yes, I'm the one Kris was stealing rps from. Yes
[September 15, 2010 18:45 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: in fact the last convo i have with you was about that on April 10th
[September 15, 2010 18:47 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: ya i remember all of that...i just didn't remember your sn
[September 15, 2010 18:48 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: ah well... so i think i'll pass on your fed. Since i was banned for something that Kris admitted to doing publicly in a podcast about a month ago.
[September 15, 2010 18:49 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: is there a link to it?
[September 15, 2010 18:51 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: http://ewc.podomatic.com/entry/index/2010-08-23T21_51_34-07_00
[September 15, 2010 18:51 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: yup there sure is
[September 15, 2010 18:52 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: 49 minutes?! my gawd lol
[September 15, 2010 18:52 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: yeah it's basically him admitting and giving a blanket apology for jacking rps. His excuse was laziness... as if that's excusable
[September 15, 2010 18:53 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: ...i see...
[September 15, 2010 18:54 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: well if you can remember i never took sides...i just kinda let it go
[September 15, 2010 18:55 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: well other than you telling me that he said he wrote it first
[September 15, 2010 18:55 PM] Jax/Kitty Mac: which prompted me to prove that the one he stole was actually from 2006
[September 15, 2010 18:55 PM] IWAScorpionNWA: oh ya i remember that
i get people who flaked on my fed trying to get me to join their feds with a sort of sick regularity. they forget where exactly they found the name. that of yours, however, has its own special lol. don't recall being propositioned for a place i was banned at before.
Funny thing is, i always get those join my fed IMs from the people who I respect the least and have shown me that they have no ability to run a fed. It's only rarely the people I would join a fed for.
Don't I feel special then! :D
Quote from: Christian Cain on September 15, 2010, 11:20:28 PM
Don't I feel special then! :D
That was an accident though, since I had actually IM'ed you first, so it didn't feel like you were randomly begging me or something. Plus, you had Lisa's endorsement, which goes a long way.
Anyway, back on topic....
Awww... see? My opinion is important!
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:23):
*....
*"Blue tried to regina his computer."
*no, Leese
*he tried to regain his composure
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:23):
*UHM.
*I'M SURE
*YOU CAN'T REGINA A COMPUTER.
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:23):
*LMAO xD
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:23):
*YOUR DICK WOULD FRY UP
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:24):
*AND WHERE'S THE FUCK FUN IN THAT?!
*YES
*FUCK FUN
*FUCKING*
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:24):
*Sloppy beef curtains.
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:24):
*YES.
Franz says (23:25):
*Sloppy fried curtains, if you try and regina a computer.
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:25):
*sloppy AND fried?
*that's... different
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:25):
*OH MU GOD.
*lksdjdfo;l
*MU?
*I'M A COW.
Franz says (23:26):
*......Fried, with...juice on it after. XD
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:27):
*I STILL FUCKING TYPED IT WRONG
*"compusure"
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:27):
*OMFG
Franz says (23:29):
**DIES*
*COMPOSURE*
*COPY AND PASTE
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:30):
*xD
*I DON'T NEED IT IN CAPS
*SILLY
I Live In A Cemetery || I need a change not to imitate, irritate..|| says (23:30):
*composure
*NOW
*COPY AND PASTE
|| SuperLeese (and her sidekick J. Latham) || ~*~40~*~ says (23:31):
*I'VE ALREADY DONE IT NOW!
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:07):
*MAKE ME A SAMMMMMMMMMMMICH
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*NUH
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:07):
*Man no one wants to make me a sammich today u_u
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*mek yer own!
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:08):
*BUT D'x *cries and has tantrum*
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*I'M CURRENTLY TRYING TO GET BACK EVERYTHING I NEED ON MY COMPUTER XD
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*MY COMPUTER > YOUR STOMACH
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:08):
*OH
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:08):
*I SEE HOW IT IS
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:08):
**flips off* >.>
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*D:
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
**offended*
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:12):
*psh screw you im makin chicken and curly fries
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:12):
*AND YOUR NOT HAVING ANY
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*:-O:-O:-O
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*CHICKEN
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*<33333333
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:12):
*u_u
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:13):
*You don't gets any
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:13):
*GET AWAY FROM MY CHICKEN >.>
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*BUT
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*i helped you with your subway dilemma
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*remember? xD
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:13):
*but i didn't have subway in the end
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:13):
*and you didn't help me
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:13):
*you just told me to have chicken
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:13):
*when i didnt want chicken lol
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*CHCKEN RLES
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*AND MY VOWELS APPARENTLY DON'T WANNA WORK
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*OR DIDN'T
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*EXCEPT FOR E
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:14):
*:')
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07):
*I'm lucky I didn't typo there
|| Facing Death. Choosing Life. Kicking Ass. || ~*~35~*~ || says (23:07)::
*that coulda ended with my "bowels" not working
Lottie | LA | n_n it's too hot in this house i hate it. says (23:14):
*x'D!!!!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:01):
*my friend just got pwned
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:01):
*o.o?
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*he said he'll give me a lift home tomorrow if he can see me naked
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:02):
*omfg
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*JD and Coke says (20:01):
*so yeah?
JD and Coke says (20:01):
*nakedness for a lift home?
JD and Coke says (20:01):
*LOL!
JD and Coke says (20:01):
*what a cracking deal!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:01):
*If you don't mind me being on my period!
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:02):
*LMAOOOOOOOOO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*JD and Coke says (20:01):
*LOL pics will do ;)
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*haha I don't have any!
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*take some!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
* || Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*PERIOD.
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*i defo will take ya home to make it worth it! ;)
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*and?!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:02):
*I'm gonna tell Rich you're trying to make me do bad things LMAO
JD and Coke says (20:02):
*lmao ok
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*JD and Coke says (20:03):
*worth it thou :D
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*bahahaha
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*you've seen me naked before
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED
JD and Coke says (20:03):
*it has! ur hotter haha
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:03):
*LMAO xD
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:04):
*X'D LMAO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:04):
*JD and Coke says (20:04):
*so yeah? and ill take ya home hehe
JD and Coke says (20:04):
*after ze show as im driving ;D
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:04):
*You'll probably rape me in the car!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:04):
*xD
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:05):
*LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*xD
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*JD and Coke says (20:06):
*cam?
JD and Coke says (20:06):
*loll
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*no! >.<
JD and Coke says (20:06):
*lol
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:06):
*I'M GOING TO TEXT RICH. 'JAMES KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME NAKED! HELP!' XD
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:06):
*LMAOOOOOO
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:08):
*JD and Coke says (20:07):
*ur one girl i wud totally sleep with for old times sake hahaha
JD and Coke says (20:07):
*duno about you but!
JD and Coke says (20:07):
*haha
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:08):
*lmao i dont know whether to be flattered or feel used xD
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*JD and Coke says (20:08):
*hehe why
JD and Coke says (20:08):
*so u wudnt sleep with me?!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*I'm not a whore :P I don't just spread my legs for peoplez
JD and Coke says (20:09):
*im not saying that lol
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*AND YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:09):
*BAHAHAHA XD
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*JD and Coke says (20:09):
*yeah but ur allowed
JD and Coke says (20:09):
*hehe
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:09):
*lmao i might be but you're not!
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*Get M. Shadows to fuck me and I'll fuck you.
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*Deal?
JD and Coke says (20:10):
*:O
|| Will I Have To Live My Life Under Blackened Skies?|| *~* 11 *~* ||says (20:10):
*because after Shads I wouldn't feel a fucking thing O_O
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:10):
*o.o;
Familiar Taste Of Poison says (20:10):
*no
zombie bitch. says:
Yeah. Her name is Charity.
Hopefully she can get me a job at Freds
lol
Grant says:
Fred's?
zombie bitch. says:
Like Walgreens
Just bigger
Grant says:
Ahhhh
zombie bitch. says:
A southern chain
Grant says:
WE SELL SODA POP AND WOMERNZ UNDIEWEAR!
zombie bitch. says:
lmao. <3
Grant says:
COME ON DOWN TO FREDS, WHERE WE PUT THE Rx IN REDNEX
zombie bitch. says:
OMG
XD
Stop stop stop
I'm gonna pee my pants
Oh gotta love that
I start laughing like hell, explain why...and he goes "Are your friends making fun of me again?" all pissed off
....gotta love a narcissist.
Grant says:
Nah. That's too easy.
zombie bitch. says:
Yes, we're making fun of the south. Yes, that includes you you fucking southern moron.
lmao
Grant says:
FREDS, where you're family... now take off yer Levi's
zombie bitch. says:
XD <3
Grant says:
"Yeeeah. Dance like your Uncle Husband wants, Peggy. I think it's reeeeal sexy how yer black thong is the same color as yer tooth."
it's the Grant Anthology.
[19:28:28] i had to, k?: i'm a little fanatical on coffee, it occurs to me. my reaction to getting coffee that isn't ass is to bleach every part of my coffeemaker that came into contact with the coffee i had and hated, then run a cycle of plain water through.
[19:29:16] Grant: You should work as a Starbucks test subject.
[19:30:01] i had to, k?: oh, i'm not that picky though. i used to swear there was no such thing as a bad coffee, just one that hasn't seen enough condiments yet. but THAT coffee... there was no real salvation for. just brewing it the smell was bad.
[19:30:33] Grant: It was the CZW of coffee.
[19:30:39] i had to, k?: YES.
[19:31:06] i had to, k?: folgers french vanilla tastes n even smells like weird cheap artificial flavor chemicals when brewed
[19:31:30] Grant: lol Amazing
[19:32:18] i had to, k?: you know those candies that taste nothing like they're advertised? like fake grape. it's more like... purple flavored.
[19:33:33] Grant: Oh yeah. Like the blue raspberry twizzlers that taste like packing peanut twizzler.
[19:34:10] i had to, k?: yes.
[19:35:09] i had to, k?: what the fuck is a blue raspberry anyway
[19:35:17] i had to, k?: i think that's somebody's imagination at work.
[19:35:28] Grant: Disappointing, thats what.
[19:35:52] i had to, k?: "this tastes like raspberry, but also kinda... blue..." noooooo it tastes like ass that's what it tastes like
[19:36:39] Grant: This tastes like somebody dunked a packing peanut in toilet water and threw splenda on it.
[19:36:46] i had to, k?: ROFL
[19:38:56] i had to, k?: me and dawn just determined that you figured out what they make those orange circus peanut candies out of.
[19:40:38] Grant: LOL
[19:42:12] Grant: Add some packing peanuts, toilet water, food coloring, splenda and a teaspoon of absolute disappointment - BAM! It's a hit with... someone.
[19:42:46] Grant: "Put some fucking clowns on the wrapper. Little kids will buy it!"
[19:42:57] i had to, k?: you should be in marketing, my man.
[19:43:06] i had to, k?: along with whoever made 'french vanilla' folgers
[19:44:56] Grant: Same guy that came up with the cookie dough theater candy that looks like rat droppings and taste like sugar covered rat droppings.
[19:46:08] i had to, k?: bahahaha.
somebody's posting A7X convos and it's not Leese... short, at least.
[14:35:43] zombie hot: see i was just discussing with a friend that the next... three months of a7x fans is going to be...
[14:35:54] zombie hot: now it gets brought up, why's nobody still crying over dio?
[14:36:11] zombie hot: because dio would come down from the clouds on a f'n thunderbolt and frag our asses if we were, i suppose.
[14:36:25] leese: maybe!
[14:36:43] zombie hot: o.o
[14:37:00] zombie hot: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs912.snc4/72529_156545964381822_112452045457881_298716_2347759_n.jpg though some folks in bulgaria seem to be trying mighty hard.
[14:37:14] leese: O_O wow
[14:37:22] leese: that's pretty awesome
[14:37:22] zombie hot: RAINBOW IN THE DAAAAHK
[14:54:13] leese: the most impressive thing in Buried Alive to me
[14:54:20] leese: is how Shadows manages to rhyme "dark" with "lock"
[14:58:57] leese: dark
[14:58:58] leese: lock
[14:59:02] leese: how the fuck did he get that? xD
[15:00:21] zombie hot: he listened to dio.
[15:00:27] zombie hot: RAINBOW IN THE DAAAAAAAAHK
[15:00:31] leese: XD
[15:00:31] zombie hot: LAAAAAAAHK
[15:00:46] zombie hot: i'm f'n telling you, girl
[15:00:51] zombie hot: i bet if you asked him...
[15:01:03] leese: IF HE DOESNT FUCKING CANCEL THE SHOWS I WILL XD
Moar A7X. This isn't hilarious... but it at least made me laugh while I've been completely miserable and terrified.
Leese says (16:31):
*I wonder what poor Matty is doing right now :( And how he's feeling
Franz says (16:31):
*Getting his ass kicked by his band, I hope.
Leese says (16:32):
*Yes
*He must be such a pussy
*the amount of shows they've canceled because of him
*the slightest bit of a cold and OHMAHGAWD I CAN'T SING! CANCEL! CANCEL! I'M FUCKING DYING.
*-_- or something
Franz says (16:33):
*Just M sat in the middle of the floor bawling with the rest of the band going -.- at him.
Leese says(16:34):
*He needs to take lessons from Rich and the rest of Fozzy. They toured in FEBRUARY 2005. All over Europe, in a shitty van. They ALL got sick. Rich got pneumonia, spent a night in hospital. Didn't cancel any shows.
Franz says (16:35):
*Asshole man.
Leese says (16:36):
*It's going to fucking kill me if they cancel because of HIM. Any other band member and I wouldn't be AS bad, but... y'know, Matt is my fucking hero -_-
Franz says (16:37):
*._. -.- He'd better be fucking better by tomorrow.
Leese says (16:38):
*Really.
*He needs to not be a twat and realize that they can't afford to fuck over the UK again
*If you can't sing, fucking mime xD I don't care. Just be there.
Franz says (16:39):
*Ugh. >.<
*XD
Leese says (16:40)
*Switch with Johnny. Let him sing. Matt can play bass.
*Nobody pays attention to the bass... unless you're Brazilian and the bass is louder than everything else on the fucking stage
*but we're not Brazilian
*so it will be fine
*Matt can just play whatever the fuck he wants on bass xD
Franz says (16:41):
*^_______^ Matt looks SEXY with a bass.
Sam says (16:40):
*HE CAN PLAY TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
*AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE
Leese says (16:41):
*See
*I've found the solution
*Johnny probably knows the lyrics better than Shads anyways
Franz says (16:42):
*With Jimmy in the back going *head through wall shriek* over and over
Leese says (16:47):
*Lawl. "You can't spell 'bass' without 'ass'" And, Matthew, you're being an ass. So you're on bass.
*Meanwhile, Jimmy's up there going "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" and "I'm yelling at you from the sky, isn't that awesome?!"
Franz says (16:48):
**FUCKING LMFAO XD*
Sam says (16:48):
*OMG :'3
Franz says (16:48):
*He's gonna send a swarm of stallion ducks to kill Shadz.
Leese says (16:50):
*Oh, that's not needed. Matt's already dying, don'tcha know? Man flu is serious shit.
Franz says (16:50):
*Listen yeah. Man flu is bad. But Stallion Bird flu?
Leese says (16:51):
*He's just a pussy.
*Matt: *coughs* OHMYGOD. EUROPE IN THE FALL. *coughs again* I'M DYING. IT'S TOO COLD. AH NEED MAH CALIFORNIAN SUN
*y'know... if there's something seriously wrong with him now, we're gonna feel fucking horrible xD
Franz says (16:52):
*I KNOW XD
Sam says (16:52):
*was just thinking that
Franz says (16:53):
*I sense guilty fucking giggles.
Leese says (16:54):
*They announce that M. Shadows has severe hypothermia
*giggle* Oops. Sorry, Matt. *giggle* You still shouldn't have canceled.
Quote from: Sinn on October 15, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
zombie bitch. says:
Yeah. Her name is Charity.
Hopefully she can get me a job at Freds
lol
Grant says:
Fred's?
zombie bitch. says:
Like Walgreens
Just bigger
Grant says:
Ahhhh
zombie bitch. says:
A southern chain
Grant says:
WE SELL SODA POP AND WOMERNZ UNDIEWEAR!
zombie bitch. says:
lmao. <3
Grant says:
COME ON DOWN TO FREDS, WHERE WE PUT THE Rx IN REDNEX
zombie bitch. says:
OMG
XD
Stop stop stop
I'm gonna pee my pants
Oh gotta love that
I start laughing like hell, explain why...and he goes "Are your friends making fun of me again?" all pissed off
....gotta love a narcissist.
Grant says:
Nah. That's too easy.
zombie bitch. says:
Yes, we're making fun of the south. Yes, that includes you you fucking southern moron.
lmao
Grant says:
FREDS, where you're family... now take off yer Levi's
zombie bitch. says:
XD <3
Grant says:
"Yeeeah. Dance like your Uncle Husband wants, Peggy. I think it's reeeeal sexy how yer black thong is the same color as yer tooth."
Two words come to mind: Jesus. Christ.
jack says (20:31):
*YOU MIGHT MAKE SHADSY CRY :3
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:31):
*I KNOW O_O
jack says (20:32):
*i'll be there to hug you
jack says (20:32):
*all the awy through so far away
jack says (20:32):
*and if he cries
jack says (20:32):
*and you get heartbroken
jack says (20:32):
*like you obviously will
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:32):
*yep
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:32):
*pics of him crying make me cry
jack says (20:33):
*dude
|| xSuccessfulFailurex |||| RUSHING AROUND LIKE A MAD WOMAN <3 ||says (20:33):
http://i53.tinypic.com/2hriw3p.jpg
jack says (20:33):
*if i kicked him
jack says (20:33):
*or like
jack says (20:33):
*stood on his toe
jack says (20:33):
*and he said ow
jack says (20:33):
*you'd cry for like a week
jack says (20:33):
*ause you\'d be like
jack says (20:33):
*D:
jack says (20:33):
*MA BEAUTIFUL SHADS FELT PAIN ):
jack says (20:33):
*i might try that
jack says (20:33):
*and he'll realise how much you love him
jack says (20:33):
*and val will just tell him to man the fuck up
jack says (20:33):
*and he'll be like
jack says (20:33):
*FUCK YOU
jack says (20:33):
*SHE CARES
jack says (20:34):
*AND SHE CAN ACT BETTER THAN YOU
A little D&D conversation that went weird on me:
i honestly don't know how to rule on this
the text is beyond vague
there's no detailed explanation anywhere
Ethan says (4:43 AM)
again how i see it is if a magical effect that lowers stats makes me lose it then a magical effect that raises would make it where i get it
its the same thing
Ethan says (4:44 AM)
both are done by magic then if i lose the feat while i dont have the stats
that means my character no longer have the skill to do it
Ethan says (4:45 AM)
meaning if i gain some then ill be able to
Lindsey Lewis says (4:45 AM)
but take this a step further.... what if you used the bonus to get a prestige class? do you suddenly lose all your prestige class levels if you don't have the stats for it anymore? like if you get older, and you start getting those physical penalties, and they put you under what you need, or a spell that does so
this is os fucking confusing
Ethan says (4:46 AM)
i would say the class gets frozen like the monk does
if its not lawful
Lindsey Lewis says (4:47 AM)
i ate six brownies tonight
i'm gonna be so fat tomorrow :(
Ethan says (4:47 AM)
you cant change subject on me
Lindsey Lewis says (4:49 AM)
would be awkward when having sex, having to leave the belt on all the time
"sorry i can't or i'll lose half my feats"
Ethan says (4:50 AM)
idc
i want my feats
Lindsey Lewis says (4:51 AM)
lol
Ethan says (4:51 AM)
but i doubt dnd is so anal where they wouldnt let someone take it off for less then a hour
or that if its off for less then a hour only needing some time to work and not the full 24 hours
Lindsey Lewis says (4:53 AM)
hahahah
Ethan says (4:55 AM)
really if my character must not shower or do anything that means taking a belt off to get my feats then
ill be one smelly fucking dark knight
Lindsey Lewis says (4:55 AM)
HAHHAHAA XD
Ethan says (4:55 AM)
not even joking
"whats the smell...?"
"me guys i cant shower will lose my feats sorry"
Lindsey Lewis says (4:56 AM)
hmmmm to be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question
Ethan says (4:57 AM)
well its not like it will ruin the game
Lindsey Lewis says (4:57 AM)
not like it'd even matter unless you roleplay yourself to an extreme and never shower as long as your character doesn't
Ethan says (4:58 AM)
well no person would right out say they didnt shower over a belt
so unless someone said something...
Lindsey Lewis says (4:58 AM)
:p
Ethan says (4:58 AM)
but then ill blame it on the monk
Lindsey Lewis says (4:58 AM)
this conversation is entertaining on so many levels
Ethan says (4:59 AM)
im a greedy person is all
Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.
I am still lol'ing at my typo there.
Quote from: Jackson on December 13, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.
I am still lol'ing at my typo there.
I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard when I read that.
Quote from: Sinnybuns on December 13, 2010, 09:18:38 PM
Quote from: Jackson on December 13, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.
I am still lol'ing at my typo there.
I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard when I read that.
And the fun part? We've come up with a recipe for pregnant waffles.
Quote from: Kris on December 13, 2010, 09:51:26 PM
Quote from: Sinnybuns on December 13, 2010, 09:18:38 PM
Quote from: Jackson on December 13, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
Lindsey says: i just made it work both ways is all
Jax says: it doesn't make sense that way... how can someone with no live eggos conceive?
Jax says: *eggs... not waffles
Kris says: ...pregnant waffles.
I am still lol'ing at my typo there.
I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard when I read that.
And the fun part? We've come up with a recipe for pregnant waffles.
And I'm totally going to order it at Waffle House.
Oh good Christ .__.
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
I know gtfo means "get the fuck out" but what's "tits"?
[archer] says:
um....breasts
boobs
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
Oh
[archer] says:
tatas
titties
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
I thought it was an anogram.
Or, in this case...
*Stifling laughter* mammogram
[archer] says:
oy
vk_911666@hotmail.com says:
What?
[archer] says:
im putting this in the hilarious convos XD
Jax: Jax was born a man
vk_911666@hotmail.com: So at two, he was 6'3", 244 pounds of man?
Jax: No
Jax: Just had a 10 inch cock already
Jax: ;)
vk_911666@hotmail.com: I would feel truly...TRULY sorry for Jackson's mother bearing that lol
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: "Jax is here, bitches!" Looks over at his mother. "Mom? Fuck."
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Jackson's so badass, he was born with his tattoos
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Mama Jackson: What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What are these markings?
Doctor: They appear to be tattoos, Mrs. Jackson.
Jax: I'm so putting this in hilarious convos when I get home.
Quote from: Jackson on December 15, 2010, 11:43:40 PM
Jax: Jax was born a man
vk_911666@hotmail.com: So at two, he was 6'3", 244 pounds of man?
Jax: No
Jax: Just had a 10 inch cock already
Jax: ;)
vk_911666@hotmail.com: I would feel truly...TRULY sorry for Jackson's mother bearing that lol
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: "Jax is here, bitches!" Looks over at his mother. "Mom? Fuck."
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Jackson's so badass, he was born with his tattoos
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Mama Jackson: What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What are these markings?
Doctor: They appear to be tattoos, Mrs. Jackson.
Jax: I'm so putting this in hilarious convos when I get home.
What I want to know is how you got the doctor that delivered Jax into your conversation-- *bricked*
Quote from: Kaji Fireson on December 15, 2010, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: Jackson on December 15, 2010, 11:43:40 PM
Jax: Jax was born a man
vk_911666@hotmail.com: So at two, he was 6'3", 244 pounds of man?
Jax: No
Jax: Just had a 10 inch cock already
Jax: ;)
vk_911666@hotmail.com: I would feel truly...TRULY sorry for Jackson's mother bearing that lol
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: "Jax is here, bitches!" Looks over at his mother. "Mom? Fuck."
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Jackson's so badass, he was born with his tattoos
Jax: Lmao
vk_911666@hotmail.com: Mama Jackson: What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What are these markings?
Doctor: They appear to be tattoos, Mrs. Jackson.
Jax: I'm so putting this in hilarious convos when I get home.
What I want to know is how you got the doctor that delivered Jax into your conversation-- *bricked*
osmosis
the rant i RSVPed days back, posted well after the drama because life sucks and there are bills. i'm really not sure i'd consider this hilarious, but i was told on good authority that it's totally hilarious... so here you fucking go, sunshine. (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pX4tsEvRRSbd5jdtWf4t_0YNo_ccg1Vvzq5gopVFJbY/edit?hl=en&authkey=CMDa4_IB) :)?
At least my anti-light wings happened in a dream, so no retconning required. :P
still. pure gold. <3
My sister's facebook post
Amy Fatheree Brown:
maddy- look at that (pointing to a fire hydrant) if u put a hat and beard on it, it would look like a lawn gnome. kady- then a dog would come by and pee on it. its cold so it would freeze and make a peecicle. then wed have to put a sign that says please don't lick! (oh my sheesh my random kids)
IC convos are so much fun. ^_^
[archer] says
bite ollies lip? ahahaha
Sinnybuns ... says
Oh yes. Hahaha
[archer] says
he said ow
Sinnybuns ... says
Mika: "It's only a love bite. Man up, Playboy."
[archer] says
"Ya know when I said I liked it kinky--I was kind of hoping there'd be a few girls involved."
Sinnybuns ... says
"I'm impulsive. I didn't have time to grab any."
[archer] says
"....my imagination is good but not that good."
Sinnybuns ... says
"..."
"...I could go grab your assistant."
[archer] says
"....yeah--no. I like redheads."
"...."
"...wait...I like redheaded women."
Sinnybuns ... says
LOL
I do love my kinky customers.
Eddie 8:11 pm
man I'm all wanting you to get that shit done like today
I'm excited about your work
Joyce 8:11 pm
lol. I can't start it until after the new year anyway
Eddie 8:12 pm
aw damn
what's a poor dom to do
Joyce 8:12 pm
Use your hands?
Eddie 8:12 pm
lol that works on a couple of levels. Well played
Joyce 8:12 pm
Hahaha.
Quote from: Sinnybuns on December 21, 2010, 07:01:28 PM
IC convos are so much fun. ^_^
[archer] says
bite ollies lip? ahahaha
Sinnybuns ... says
Oh yes. Hahaha
[archer] says
he said ow
Sinnybuns ... says
Mika: "It's only a love bite. Man up, Playboy."
[archer] says
"Ya know when I said I liked it kinky--I was kind of hoping there'd be a few girls involved."
Sinnybuns ... says
"I'm impulsive. I didn't have time to grab any."
[archer] says
"....my imagination is good but not that good."
Sinnybuns ... says
"..."
"...I could go grab your assistant."
[archer] says
"....yeah--no. I like redheads."
"...."
"...wait...I like redheaded women."
Sinnybuns ... says
LOL
LMAO!!!! Oh, poor Olliepop
Why clicking the 'nudge' on MSN can be dangerous... it might get Limp Bizkit quoted at you.
Kristinthalys says (10:38 PM):
*And I misclicked.
*Sorry.
Salah al-Dan says (10:38 PM):
*You will be sorry. :@
*>_><
Kristinthalys says (10:38 PM):
**cookie?*
Salah al-Dan says (10:38 PM):
*I did tt all for the nookie.
*The nookie.
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*So you can take that cookie.
Kristinthalys says (10:39 PM):
*AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS~!
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*YEAH.
Kristinthalys says (10:39 PM):
*LOL
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.
Kristinthalys says (10:39 PM):
*Dork.
Salah al-Dan says (10:39 PM):
*You're a dork. <_<
Sinnybuns ... says
Didja like my obnoxious purse?
Grant Wiley says
lol
It'll block out the sun
Sinnybuns ... says
XD It does sparkle more than a faggy twilight vampire
Grant Wiley says
It looks like it was made out of the hide of a charred Twilight vamp. lol
Sinnybuns ... says
XD
More IC conversation goodness!
Kristinthalys says (11:31 PM):
*"What'd you do, anyway?"
[archer] Ollie, Ollie....Handro says (11:31 PM):
*"Uh--you know--open mouth insert foot. In my case--the entire leg."
Kristinthalys says (11:32 PM):
*"...so THAT's why Mika likes you. No gag reflex."
Jeremy J. says:
Greetings
*Looks at avatar*
[archer] says:
stop licking my ollie
stand in line
Jeremy J. says:
He's a tasty Olliepop
And no, I'm sooooooo not gay
He's just hawt
[archer] says:
yeah he is hawt
man pretty
Jeremy J. says:
He's man hunk
Total hunk of blonde hot man
...this is getting creepy
[archer] says:
embrace the homo erotic feelings for the sexy
Jeremy J. says:
*Reluctantly embraces*
[archer] says:
Congratulations...you're a fan girl like me now
Quote from: Archer on December 30, 2010, 12:38:41 PM
Jeremy J. says:
Greetings
*Looks at avatar*
[archer] says:
stop licking my ollie
stand in line
Jeremy J. says:
He's a tasty Olliepop
And no, I'm sooooooo not gay
He's just hawt
[archer] says:
yeah he is hawt
man pretty
Jeremy J. says:
He's man hunk
Total hunk of blonde hot man
...this is getting creepy
[archer] says:
embrace the homo erotic feelings for the sexy
Jeremy J. says:
*Reluctantly embraces*
[archer] says:
Congratulations...you're a fan girl like me now
I have failed. Epic. Fail. lol
[14:48:26] bullitproofskin: you've got me trying to develop a dita character now. i have no idea what the fuck imma do with her
[14:52:03] JadaKaine: lol. sorry
[14:54:13] bullitproofskin: i'm going to have like, a holy trinity of girly girls here with lilah, gen, and this one. or lilah, stella, and this one. or a four-ity instead.
[14:54:24] bullitproofskin: ITS WEIRD. HOW'D I WIND UP WITH SO MANY CHICKS.
[14:54:46] JadaKaine: to counteract v's overwhelming stink of booze and ballsweat?
[14:55:10] bullitproofskin: GAHAHAHAHAHA.
[14:55:42] bullitproofskin: i can't even respond to that
[14:55:53] bullitproofskin: it's going to be that thing i think of all day that makes me cackle at random now
[14:56:27] JadaKaine: XD I think it's why I suddenly have three boys to write. need something to counteract jada's overwhelming stench of estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:43] bullitproofskin: estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:52] bullitproofskin: there'll be an extra side of crazy after we're done
[14:58:23] JadaKaine: extra big helping of crazy.
[14:59:17] Grant: Clearly you should market a cologne called 'V' that smells like ballsweat, expired cheese, bacon grease and stale budweiser
[15:00:36] bullitproofskin: with extra crazy on the side
[15:02:09] Grant: That'll be the hair gel that comes in a bonus pack with the cologne. You have to apply it with a half eaten turkey club sammich and a crushed beer can.
[15:02:35] bullitproofskin: and heroin.
[15:03:24] Grant: I just got the image of someone brushing their hair with a sammich and a bent spoon. Terrible.
Quote from: V on January 03, 2011, 05:04:50 PM
[14:48:26] bullitproofskin: you've got me trying to develop a dita character now. i have no idea what the fuck imma do with her
[14:52:03] JadaKaine: lol. sorry
[14:54:13] bullitproofskin: i'm going to have like, a holy trinity of girly girls here with lilah, gen, and this one. or lilah, stella, and this one. or a four-ity instead.
[14:54:24] bullitproofskin: ITS WEIRD. HOW'D I WIND UP WITH SO MANY CHICKS.
[14:54:46] JadaKaine: to counteract v's overwhelming stink of booze and ballsweat?
[14:55:10] bullitproofskin: GAHAHAHAHAHA.
[14:55:42] bullitproofskin: i can't even respond to that
[14:55:53] bullitproofskin: it's going to be that thing i think of all day that makes me cackle at random now
[14:56:27] JadaKaine: XD I think it's why I suddenly have three boys to write. need something to counteract jada's overwhelming stench of estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:43] bullitproofskin: estrogen and crazy.
[14:56:52] bullitproofskin: there'll be an extra side of crazy after we're done
[14:58:23] JadaKaine: extra big helping of crazy.
[14:59:17] Grant: Clearly you should market a cologne called 'V' that smells like ballsweat, expired cheese, bacon grease and stale budweiser
[15:00:36] bullitproofskin: with extra crazy on the side
[15:02:09] Grant: That'll be the hair gel that comes in a bonus pack with the cologne. You have to apply it with a half eaten turkey club sammich and a crushed beer can.
[15:02:35] bullitproofskin: and heroin.
[15:03:24] Grant: I just got the image of someone brushing their hair with a sammich and a bent spoon. Terrible.
Funniest convo of the new year. :P
:D good thing we are only 3 days into this year
Quote from: V on December 18, 2010, 03:34:46 AM
the rant i RSVPed days back, posted well after the drama because life sucks and there are bills. i'm really not sure i'd consider this hilarious, but i was told on good authority that it's totally hilarious... so here you fucking go, sunshine. (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pX4tsEvRRSbd5jdtWf4t_0YNo_ccg1Vvzq5gopVFJbY/edit?hl=en&authkey=CMDa4_IB) :)?
WAY LATE WITH THIS BUT..... <3
jadakaine 1:55 pm
Oh, and do you like circular knitting needles?
breakthedust 1:55 pm
I do. I can just knit mindlessly!
jadakaine 1:56 pm
Oh good.
*cackles and rubs hands together evilly*
breakthedust 1:57 pm
*tilts head and tries to figure out how knitting needles can be kinky*
jadakaine 1:58 pm
bahahaha
Quote from: Sinnybuns/Mika on January 10, 2011, 04:06:45 PM
jadakaine 1:55 pm
Oh, and do you like circular knitting needles?
breakthedust 1:55 pm
I do. I can just knit mindlessly!
jadakaine 1:56 pm
Oh good.
*cackles and rubs hands together evilly*
breakthedust 1:57 pm
*tilts head and tries to figure out how knitting needles can be kinky*
jadakaine 1:58 pm
bahahaha
Captain Howdy and Strangeland, anyone? Anyone? Yeah. *Shudders*
Quote from: Jeremy J. on January 10, 2011, 05:26:49 PM
Captain Howdy and Strangeland, anyone? Anyone? Yeah. *Shudders*
i hadn't thought of that movie in a while. heh.
[16:35:24] how do i NORMALATE: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=133666743356022 EHHHH NOW I WANNA GO. damn pro wrestling, get out of my blood.
[16:37:38] Grant: I mean, you could go. Just take your personal health into consideration before jumping at it. Your warranty DID expire afterall. lol
[16:39:11] how do i NORMALATE: dude, i'm probably not gonna have the money for that. seminars aren't free.
[16:40:22] Grant: Some are. Depends, I guess. Because AIW had a free one a few weeks back with SJK & Johnny Gargano.
[16:40:54] Grant: Then again, they're not legends.
[16:41:46] how do i NORMALATE: yeah.
[16:42:03] how do i NORMALATE: it's unusual to have a free clinic
[16:42:20] how do i NORMALATE: that and given the guy doing it, it's basically a TNA tryout you pay for. not the kind of thing you go to when you're completely and utterly rusty and out of shape
[16:42:26] how do i NORMALATE: gunny got new ring gear to go to this thing
[16:42:48] Grant: But if you're rusty and out of shape you can be TNA champ.
[16:43:00] how do i NORMALATE: ... point. XD
[16:43:36] Grant: I'd go coked up and just shoot on the WWE. I'd be on Impact the following week pinning AJ Styles.
Jeremy J. says:
I never understood 4chan :-/
[archer] says:
o_O
Jeremy J. says:
It seems petty and juvenile, but that's just me.
[archer] says:
whats to understand?
its 4chan
XD
Quote from: Kore on January 10, 2011, 05:29:33 PM
Quote from: Jeremy J. on January 10, 2011, 05:26:49 PM
Captain Howdy and Strangeland, anyone? Anyone? Yeah. *Shudders*
i hadn't thought of that movie in a while. heh.
Well that's what came to mind :P
Sinnybuns ... says
I need to get you a shirt made.
Grant Wiley says
Of?
Sinnybuns ... says
"Graphical Messiah of Sodomination"
Grant Wiley says
G-MOS will be my rap name.
Sinnybuns ... says
YES
Grant Wiley says
G-MOS! REPRESENT! Bend 'em, break 'em, make 'em cry! Ain't no time for any of tha KY! UH! YEAH!
It'd be the first album to owe people money.
Okay so I might be the only one who finds this funny but here goes.
I went and saw The Rite with my brother Andy on Friday and there's this scene where Anthony Hopkins backhands a little girl to the ground. I came in and my mom was there.
QuoteMom: How'd you enjoy the movie?
Me: It was good, Anthony Hopkins pretty much backhanded a little girl to the ground.
Mom: Your brother smacked a child?!?
Me: No! Anthony Hopkins smacked the kid... But yeah Mom, Andy was just walking around the movie theater, smacking random kids to the ground.
Andy came in at this point.
Andy: What's going on?
Me: Mom thinks you smacked a kid to the ground.
Andy: Oh yeah, cause that sure sounds like me.
Well anyway this had me laughing for a few days.
Not exactly a conversation, but comments from the greatest taxi driver in the world. His name is Jimmy, and I love him. This was at around 1:15am Friday night/Saturday morning. He'd just picked us up from the pub and was taking us home (Jodie/Diane/Me)... so 3 drop-offs and he was running late, and had to be in Leeds to pick somebody up (about an hour away).
This was when we were trying to get Jodie out of the cab. Jodie is a dwarf, and she was very, very drunk. Worse than I'd ever seen her before, and it was absolutely hilarious. I only managed to capture 2 minutes of it... but still...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzuJmHhzTnE
MsAinsleyLake 11:16 am
I want MY baby, though! ::Stomps feet angrily.::
jadakaine 11:16 am
You'll get her soon!
MsAinsleyLake 11:17 am
I know.... I just think the stomping might speed things up. ;)
jadakaine 11:17 am
Hahaha. Or it might just make her stay in longer. :P
MsAinsleyLake 11:20 am
I kept suggesting to my friend Sako that she do the "Sumo Stomp" to get her son out. It didn't work. LOL
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Robyn SynysterGates Patterson
thought m shadows is bi? i dont see his fans complaining its winding me up all this just let arin settle and become one of the family the rev isnt replaceable we all know that but for a7x to carry on as a band people need to go with what the band wants jimmy wouldnt want it to be like this
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*WHUT?!
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...Thought M shadows was bi? x'D
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*I'm like
*M's bi? WHUT? XD
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...that'd be lovely tho <.<
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*JUST IMAGINE THE EPIC THREESOMES HE'D BE HAVING WITH VAL
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*kdlsfjdlsfuewrtkjfdsurngretjdgmevg
*M, ARIN AND VAL XD
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*..................
*omfg xD
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Arin would be the bitch
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*what a "Welcome" to the family!
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*LMFAO
**DED*
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'DDD
*Well, who wouldn't be the bitch when it's M? xD
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Fuck, I'll learn to play drums if I can have a threesome with Matt and Val as my initiation!
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'D BAHAH
*Okay, Syn probably could take Matt if ir was Doggy style, same for Jimmy.
*otherwise Matt is never the bitch
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*DUDE X'D
*Jimmy, yes
*Syn would totally be the bitch
*prima donna XD
*"JUST DON'T PULL MY HAIR!"
Quote from: Mark Chapman on February 01, 2011, 05:15:15 PM
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Robyn SynysterGates Patterson
thought m shadows is bi? i dont see his fans complaining its winding me up all this just let arin settle and become one of the family the rev isnt replaceable we all know that but for a7x to carry on as a band people need to go with what the band wants jimmy wouldnt want it to be like this
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*WHUT?!
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...Thought M shadows was bi? x'D
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*I'm like
*M's bi? WHUT? XD
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*...that'd be lovely tho <.<
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*JUST IMAGINE THE EPIC THREESOMES HE'D BE HAVING WITH VAL
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*kdlsfjdlsfuewrtkjfdsurngretjdgmevg
*M, ARIN AND VAL XD
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*..................
*omfg xD
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Arin would be the bitch
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*what a "Welcome" to the family!
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*LMFAO
**DED*
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'DDD
*Well, who wouldn't be the bitch when it's M? xD
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*Fuck, I'll learn to play drums if I can have a threesome with Matt and Val as my initiation!
~ BONER! {TONY} Jimmy jumped into life and never touch bottom says:
*x'D BAHAH
*Okay, Syn probably could take Matt if ir was Doggy style, same for Jimmy.
*otherwise Matt is never the bitch
|| xSuccessfulFailurex || foREVer Broken || 2 Dayz...|| says:
*DUDE X'D
*Jimmy, yes
*Syn would totally be the bitch
*prima donna XD
*"JUST DON'T PULL MY HAIR!"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!
jack says (23:17):
*i still stand by the fact that i fucked m shadows
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:21):
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgkwb1nEvN1qdqaito1_500.jpg
Baby I Was Born This Way // Vengeance says (23:21):
*PISJFPOS
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:21):
*I'm like...looking at the hole in his lip like
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:21):
*PUT THAT RING BACK IN THURR
jack says (23:21):
*he does looka bit of a twat with the hole jsut like
*there
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:22):
*I like Matt's hole.
*Holes, even.
*Two of my holes are almost as big as his.
jack says (23:22):
*..........
jack says (23:22):
*............
jack says (23:22):
**sniggers uncontrollably*
|| Arin Ilejay ~ Our Mountain of Strength || foREVer || says (23:22):
*xD
Ogi the Great 1:24 pm
*cackle*
dirty thoughts.
but, joking aside
that's part of accepting you for being you.
people who ignore "inconveniant" parts of their partner, well....
not a good ida.
jadakaine 1:25 pm
yup
Ogi the Great 1:28 pm
idea. but you know what i meant.
jadakaine 1:28 pm
i know
Ogi the Great 1:28 pm
i had to fix it.
I cannot suffer improper spelling.
jadakaine 1:29 pm
lol
you spelled inconvenient wrong too.
:-P
Ogi the Great 1:29 pm
......
jadakaine 1:29 pm
LOL
Ogi the Great 1:29 pm
brb, committing seppuku.
you have to read the linked article to get this. ;D
[22:00:01] emmiejaynies: I has itunes money for my birthday. what should I get?
[22:00:21] no leaf clover: http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=zaG2H4SN o.o wow
[22:00:28] no leaf clover: uh... lol i dunno for once?
[22:00:37] no leaf clover: i just stumble on shit
[22:00:44] no leaf clover: i haven't stumbled on any real good novel shit
[22:00:51] emmiejaynies: Oh my GOD
[22:00:56] no leaf clover: my swipes have been top forty singles that are shit just stuck in my head
[22:00:58] no leaf clover: ... er...
[22:01:01] no leaf clover: bad pun given that article
[22:01:14] emmiejaynies: or good pun... :)
Extremely good pun. XD
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:26):
*maybe he wanted to just pee on her boobies
[archer] says (16:26):
*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[archer] says (16:27):
*i dont think id like anyone enough to have my boobies peed on
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer ||says (16:27):
*BUT THERE WAS MOONLIGHT
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:27):
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOONLIGHT
[archer] says (16:27):
*ah the way the moon beams hit the urine
[archer] says (16:27):
*it was magical
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:27):
*EXACTLY
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:27):
*fucking romantic
[archer] says (16:27):
*XD
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer ||says (16:27):
*side of a bus
*on the dirty ground
*taking off your hand-embroidered corset
*AND THE MOONLIGHT
*That's sexy shit, yo.
[archer] says (16:28):
*oh yeah totally
[archer] says (16:28):
*xD
|| He unleashed his hot pee like a fountain all over my breasts in the moonlight || foREVer || says (16:31):
*this is getting posted on tumblr xD
[archer] says (16:31):
*pahahaha
Timmeh says (12:13 AM):
*SO. MUCH. STUPITY
Timmeh says (12:14 AM):
*..Eh, Stupity works too
Kristinthalys says (12:14 AM):
*...stupity?
*LMAO
*NEW WORD!
Timmeh says (12:14 AM):
**Stupidity
*LOL YES
*I blame that on that guy
Timmeh says (12:15 AM):
*His promo broke my brain
Kristinthalys says (12:15 AM):
*LOL
note: the person spoken to below is Grant, and the band alluded to is supposed to be Dimmu Borgir.
[19:22:30] no leaf clover: also DAMN YOU LADY GAGA.
[19:22:46] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Do I want to know why? lol
[19:22:56] no leaf clover: new singles. in haid. grr.
[19:23:04] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Haha
[19:23:30] no leaf clover: and besides that, i'm thinking 21 again now that the net's on. gen needs a theme.
[19:24:01] no leaf clover: Beautiful Dirty Rich.
[19:25:38] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: I can see that working.
[19:25:53] no leaf clover: i can't exactly give her 'tallica. XD
[19:26:42] no leaf clover: YEAH SHE NEEDS TO ENTER TO DEMON BUGGER
[19:26:52] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: DUMMY BURGER
[19:29:13] no leaf clover: nope, it'll always be DEMON BUGGER to me since Ron from Opiate for the Masses (guy i was using for Zane) dubbed it so. he was a dirty peasant extra in one of their videos. and how is it i still remember the crazy babbling stories this man told the one time i met him?
[19:29:45] no leaf clover: i want a pet Ron clone to keep around the house. life would never be fucking boring. though he'd need not just a mute button but a pause button.
[19:30:11] no leaf clover: we didn't even know this guy was in a band until he went "AAAH HANG ON A SEC I'LL BE RIIIIIGHT BACK ORDER ME A WHISKEY SOUR" and then climbed up on the stage.
[19:30:31] no leaf clover: i think in dictation of his stories there'd be absolutely no punctuation allowed because everything was one long commaless sentence.
[19:31:07] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: LOL
[19:37:40] no leaf clover: he was like the living embodiment of coffee.
[19:37:56] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Hahaha that's a scary thought.
[19:38:33] no leaf clover: i'm now trying to imagine raising this guy as a child. his mom must be in a psychiatric hospital.
[19:40:02] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: He probably got it from his mom. lol
[19:40:53] no leaf clover: OH GOD. NOW I'M IMAGINING A FEMALE VERSION.
[19:41:01] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: LOL
[19:41:04] no leaf clover: in the 80s, no less.
[19:42:27] no leaf clover: considering he had a mustache tattooed on the side of his finger so he could insta-mustache himself... and POOP on the inside of his lip...
[19:42:40] no leaf clover: MAYBE HIS MOM IS LADY GAGA'S MOM.
[19:43:09] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Hahaha!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2mow6br.jpg)
Quote from: Archer on March 10, 2011, 04:48:56 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2mow6br.jpg)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
jadakaine 7:44 pm
http://static.tumblr.com/rjv0dxe/gvXlhxwz7/olivia_flipped.gif XD
bullitproofskin 7:45 pm
wheee hooo
lawlz
the benefits of fucking a high flyer, ya'll.
jadakaine 7:47 pm
lmfao!
Quote from: Sinnybuns/Mika on March 15, 2011, 09:49:40 PM
jadakaine 7:44 pm
http://static.tumblr.com/rjv0dxe/gvXlhxwz7/olivia_flipped.gif XD
bullitproofskin 7:45 pm
wheee hooo
lawlz
the benefits of fucking a high flyer, ya'll.
jadakaine 7:47 pm
lmfao!
Special submission move, mayhaps?
[21:35:49] no leaf clover: jelly bellys make me happy
[21:36:33] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: :D
[21:36:57] no leaf clover: NEVER EAT THE POPCORN ONES THOUGH. i think they were supposed to be. my first guess was "old milk".
[21:37:42] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: OH GOD THEY'RE TERRIBLE. You can't grab a handful of those because if a popcorn one makes it in, it ruins EVERYTHING.
[21:37:51] no leaf clover: the smell goes up your nose
[21:38:06] no leaf clover: i had to stop eating and have a pepsi to take it away
[21:38:52] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: I can't have 'em because I like grabbing a pinch of jelly beans and eat them. The popcorn ones make me sad.
[21:39:06] no leaf clover: yeah, i can see that
[21:39:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Strawberry, root beer and OH BOY! POPCORN! I'm going to go lick the floor now!
[21:39:49] no leaf clover: LOL
[21:40:59] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's like a cruel joke. "Let's see if they're stupid enough to eat this salty, sour milk tasting jelly bean. We put some sugar in it. It'll be okay."
[21:41:27] no leaf clover: soursaltymilksugar. EXACTLY.
[21:41:58] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's just a TERRIBLE combo.
[21:43:54] no leaf clover: they're like yogurt-vomit.
[21:45:56] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Makes me wonder if they've tried making other shit flavors. "Oh this raw sewage one is great! But it's no match for the urine soaked moss one! MmmmMMM!"
[21:46:26] no leaf clover: i was afraid of watermelon until i bit in. the color from the outside is terrifying
[21:47:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Just wait until the baked potato flavor comes out. That will be a hit.
[21:48:02] no leaf clover: GARWHARL
[21:49:16] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Berry Baked Potato with sour cream and chives.
[21:49:33] no leaf clover: still wouldn't be worse than popcorn.
You Are The Quarry says (4:49 PM):
*hahaha
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*you just efed broke up with me
Kristinthalys says (4:50 PM):
*IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*it is
Kristinthalys says (4:50 PM):
*AND HOW YOU DON'T CODE THINGS
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*and ur gay love of prose
Kristinthalys says (4:50 PM):
*Hey, it's a sexy love.
*Since my prose is female, and I am female.
*Lesbian action FTW
You Are The Quarry says (4:50 PM):
*lol
Quote from: Kore on April 01, 2011, 11:51:02 PM
[21:35:49] no leaf clover: jelly bellys make me happy
[21:36:33] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: :D
[21:36:57] no leaf clover: NEVER EAT THE POPCORN ONES THOUGH. i think they were supposed to be. my first guess was "old milk".
[21:37:42] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: OH GOD THEY'RE TERRIBLE. You can't grab a handful of those because if a popcorn one makes it in, it ruins EVERYTHING.
[21:37:51] no leaf clover: the smell goes up your nose
[21:38:06] no leaf clover: i had to stop eating and have a pepsi to take it away
[21:38:52] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: I can't have 'em because I like grabbing a pinch of jelly beans and eat them. The popcorn ones make me sad.
[21:39:06] no leaf clover: yeah, i can see that
[21:39:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Strawberry, root beer and OH BOY! POPCORN! I'm going to go lick the floor now!
[21:39:49] no leaf clover: LOL
[21:40:59] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's like a cruel joke. "Let's see if they're stupid enough to eat this salty, sour milk tasting jelly bean. We put some sugar in it. It'll be okay."
[21:41:27] no leaf clover: soursaltymilksugar. EXACTLY.
[21:41:58] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: It's just a TERRIBLE combo.
[21:43:54] no leaf clover: they're like yogurt-vomit.
[21:45:56] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Makes me wonder if they've tried making other shit flavors. "Oh this raw sewage one is great! But it's no match for the urine soaked moss one! MmmmMMM!"
[21:46:26] no leaf clover: i was afraid of watermelon until i bit in. the color from the outside is terrifying
[21:47:40] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Just wait until the baked potato flavor comes out. That will be a hit.
[21:48:02] no leaf clover: GARWHARL
[21:49:16] Graphical fuckin' Messiah: Berry Baked Potato with sour cream and chives.
[21:49:33] no leaf clover: still wouldn't be worse than popcorn.
i'm craving jelly bellys again
[03:27] no leaf clover: this is bad
[03:27] no leaf clover: sleep should probably happen soon
[03:27] styg - what the sensemake?!: they're nice
[03:27] styg - what the sensemake?!: except the liquorice ones
[03:27] no leaf clover: i dig licorice
[03:27] styg - what the sensemake?!: and on that note, I leave you
[03:27] no leaf clover: but i like absinthe
[03:27] no leaf clover: and it reminds me of tummy soothings
[03:27] no leaf clover: i'll be going through and picking out EVERY LAST ONE of those popcorn motherfuckers though
[03:28] no leaf clover: before i eat any
[03:28] styg - what the sensemake?!: now those, I quite like LOL
[03:28] no leaf clover: EWWWW
[03:28] styg - what the sensemake?!: weirdly, since I'm pretty neutral on actual popcorn
[03:28] no leaf clover: they're not anything like popcorn
[03:28] no leaf clover: they're like yogurtvomit
[03:28] no leaf clover: they're like saltysourmilk now with sugar added
[03:28] styg - what the sensemake?!: vogurt?
[03:28] no leaf clover: vogurt.
Ogi the Great 12:13 pm
hi hi.
its a pretty day up here, so i figured i'd see what a pretty lady is up to.
jadakaine 12:14 pm
d'aww
i slipped at work and busted my ass last night
ouchies.
Ogi the Great 12:14 pm
how bad a fall?
bruised tailbone bad, or just.....
bruised ego?
jadakaine 12:16 pm
my back and ass hurt
my asscheek.
not my tailbone
however. i did manage to fall in slow motion without spilling the dirt cup from the vacuum cleaner that I was going to empty.
<--has skills.
Ogi the Great 12:18 pm
hahahahahaha
nice
the slow-mo falling without spilling.
Quote from: Sinnybuns/Mika on April 21, 2011, 02:20:25 PM
Ogi the Great 12:13 pm
hi hi.
its a pretty day up here, so i figured i'd see what a pretty lady is up to.
jadakaine 12:14 pm
d'aww
i slipped at work and busted my ass last night
ouchies.
Ogi the Great 12:14 pm
how bad a fall?
bruised tailbone bad, or just.....
bruised ego?
jadakaine 12:16 pm
my back and ass hurt
my asscheek.
not my tailbone
however. i did manage to fall in slow motion without spilling the dirt cup from the vacuum cleaner that I was going to empty.
<--has skills.
Ogi the Great 12:18 pm
hahahahahaha
nice
the slow-mo falling without spilling.
Those are mad skillz~!
Would have been more impressive had I not slipped on a floor I just mopped.
ZemusC159 11:10 pm
whoa ...whoa, who be this? I activated my 10 year old Aim account recently. You're the first person to jump online?
spazzwcwf 11:11 pm
and on an aim name i haven't used in about that long, although i have it linked with my other accts
did you used to efed?
ZemusC159 11:11 pm
efed? Hmm
Back then I played MUD RPGs umm ...went to Chathouse.com uuh
I'm from Ontario Canada. Anything ringing any bells? lol
spazzwcwf 11:12 pm
i am too
ZemusC159 11:12 pm
Ontario?
spazzwcwf 11:12 pm
maybe we worked together somewhere
spazzwcwf 11:12 pm
yes. Sarnia, ontario
ZemusC159 11:12 pm
Perhaps hmm ...
jesus, I'm sitting in Sarnia right now lol watching playoffs o.O I gotta ask, this a joke? just in case lol I know people that would mess with me like that
spazzwcwf 11:13 pm
no it's not a joke
why would i joke about that?
ZemusC159 11:13 pm
Didn't say you would, just that I know people that would.
spazzwcwf 11:14 pm
yeah i'm not joking
just found this to be weirdly hilarious
You made it sticky!
Kristinthalys says (2:09 PM):
*OH GOD
*http://terraregina.deviantart.com/art/v-and-kittens-207775054?q=sort%3Atime%20gallery%3Aterraregina&qo=25
Kristinthalys says (2:10 PM):
*Look at the title of the picture.
*We found a picture of V!
Sinnybuns says (2:10 PM):
*LOL
*and he just haaaaaas to be a redhead. XD
Kristinthalys says (2:10 PM):
*Mika is amused.
Sinnybuns says (2:11 PM):
*Yes he is.
Kristinthalys says (2:11 PM):
*Rachel is.
AND HE HAS HORSEFACE!
"you fuckers." :'(
::) pfffffffffft V is Batman
I keep seeing Skarsgard myself.
Ehhh I say that now...but he'll always be SJK or Bale xD
He's this sort of weird conglomerate of SJK, Skarsgard and this sketch I saw 'of him' once to me.
There is no V. There are only some guys who could play him in a biopic. ;)
arizonasmoswantd 11:03 pm
Ahh yeah
AS most of you know i make stuff for IWF more than i do for RPing. So i was thinking that why does everyone need to make a RP to have a victory? Why not find other ways to contribute? Say James Shark made some awesome pictures while VVR made one long RP and in both cases should count as a way to win. I've always believed in other ways to secure wins so why not finding stuff to be a contributor to IWF other than RP's? What do you people think?
^that was a post at IWF
CMB 11:04 pm
...wat
arizonasmoswantd 11:04 pm
That was my reaction
CMB 11:04 pm
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THE FUCKING GAME WORKS
Desecration Inc 11:04 pm
...I'd still kick his ass, graphically.
AND I'D DO IT WITH PROMO WORK, TOO
bruno0316@hotmail.com 11:05 pm
Finally a great idea
LMAO
arizonasmoswantd 11:05 pm
Yes, and yes you would
Desecration Inc 11:05 pm
Put BOTH my boots up his ass.
arizonasmoswantd 11:05 pm
This was my response:
Uh, because this is a creative writing game, perhaps? I mean if you wanna do all that stuff great, but in no way should any of that other stuff be counted towards who wins a match.
CMB 11:05 pm
Aids, find a picture of Morbo, post it plus this: EFEDDING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
bruno0316@hotmail.com 11:05 pm
I should just come out flas my muscles and win the match
arizonasmoswantd 11:06 pm
LOL
CMB 11:06 pm
LOL
Desecration Inc 11:06 pm
If sucking dick doesn't get me automatic wins... then graphics shouldn't do it for you, asshole!
bruno0316@hotmail.com 11:06 pm
DAMN did Kris just say that?
Desecration Inc 11:06 pm
Because damn it all, I've got skills in that area!
Ask Jake!
Quote from: Kore on May 11, 2011, 12:57:03 AM
There is no V.
So V is a figment of our imagination? Wow. His bodiless soul enters our minds and obliterates it with insanity. Would explain why he was a former Heavyweight Champion XD
[06:14] (thortwisted) who is this moron?
[06:14] (afgncaap5) My name is Affy.
[06:14] (wildetanke) Which?
[06:14] (wildetanke) so many to choose from.
[06:14] (styg): is it Hogan?
[06:14] (wildetanke) Is it peer pressure?
[06:15] (styg): Is it voodoo? It's voodoo!
[06:15] (thortwisted) no it is Kendrick
[06:15] (styg): <3 Kendrick
[06:15] (styg): Best Jacket.
[06:16] (styg): Does he still wear the Best Jacket?
[06:17] (thortwisted) okay then
[06:17] (styg): is that a yes?
A descriptive answer, there.
stygtya buena says (00:41):
*[00:44] Wilde Tanke: one final question; is there a cannon official PPV price? :-)
[00:44] styg - busy: nope
[00:44] styg - busy: well maybe
stygtya buena says (00:41):
*I assume he means canon.
stygtya buena says (00:42):
*any idea, Leese?
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*nooooooooooope lol
stygtya buena says (00:43):
*haha me either
stygtya buena says (00:43):
*Some Money.
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*yes XD
stygtya buena says (00:43):
*That's what it says on the poster.
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*LMAO
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:43):
*GIVE US SOME MONEY AND YOU CAN WATCH US
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*$29.95 or something. I dunno. Cheaper than the real world XD
stygtya buena says (00:44):
*We also accept livestock or your first born child.
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*x'D
stygtya buena says (00:44):
*also gold nuggets
stygtya buena says (00:44):
*or really good weed
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*or sluts.
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*we'll take sluts
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*only if they're hot sluts
stygtya buena says (00:44):
*LOL
|| The Wild Fucking Ride || I Can Make Your Body Levitate || xfoREVerBrokenx || says (00:44):
*and definitely female
stygtya buena says (00:45):
*oh man do we actually have any straight, unmarried women in GEW right now? XD
stygtya buena says (00:45):
*OH RIGHT YES
stygtya buena says (00:45):
*I play them *facepalm*
[15:15:41] craig ignatowitz: my punctuation sucks because I stopped using it thanks to the internet
[15:16:19] craig ignatowitz: wanna know something funny...
[15:16:20] Lisa: I just won 2 cents. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
[15:16:24] craig ignatowitz: yayayyyyy
[15:16:29] Lisa: and what's funny?
[15:17:18] craig ignatowitz: this will make you laugh... if I read "erotica" online and it has typos and bad grammar... I can't read it... because I'm annoyed and trying to correct the shit in my head
[15:17:39] Lisa: Oh you're not the only one. If I read ANYTHING I get pissed off and wanna correct.
[15:17:57] Lisa: you're/your and to/too/two pisses me off when people get it wrong lol
[15:18:05] craig ignatowitz: thank Fod you can spell you're
[15:18:09] craig ignatowitz: God
[15:18:11] craig ignatowitz: damn fingers
[15:18:13] Lisa: Oh, the oriny
[15:18:16] Lisa: irony
[15:18:17] Lisa: shit
[15:18:17] craig ignatowitz: lol
[15:18:21] Lisa: we both suck
[15:18:44] craig ignatowitz: how orinic
[15:19:03] Lisa: Shut up, Fod.
Jeremy: I'm reading the results, and I win my first match with Hughes ^_^ (I know that Kris no-showed.)
Jeremy: So...here's a question: do you think Jackson would be pissed that Rachel fell to Hughes?
Jax Jackson: Why?
Jax Jackson: Why would he care?
Jeremy: Well.
Jeremy: He's married to her
Jeremy: He should be all, "DAMN YOU, HUGHES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~!" lol
Jeremy: God, I'm horrible.
Jax Jackson: Again why would he care?
Jax Jackson: She's a fighter. Losing is part of it
Jeremy: I. Don't. Know!
Jax Jackson: :p
Jeremy: Yeah
Jeremy: I be she'd be all, "Brad, Clayton was mean to me :(
Jeremy: lol
Jax Jackson: Nope pretty sure Rachel would NEVER say something like that
Quote from: Jackson on June 22, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Jeremy: I'm reading the results, and I win my first match with Hughes ^_^ (I know that Kris no-showed.)
Jeremy: So...here's a question: do you think Jackson would be pissed that Rachel fell to Hughes?
Jax Jackson: Why?
Jax Jackson: Why would he care?
Jeremy: Well.
Jeremy: He's married to her
Jeremy: He should be all, "DAMN YOU, HUGHES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~!" lol
Jeremy: God, I'm horrible.
Jax Jackson: Again why would he care?
Jax Jackson: She's a fighter. Losing is part of it
Jeremy: I. Don't. Know!
Jax Jackson: :p
Jeremy: Yeah
Jeremy: I be she'd be all, "Brad, Clayton was mean to me :(
Jeremy: lol
Jax Jackson: Nope pretty sure Rachel would NEVER say something like that
I can 100% confirm that Rachel wouldn't say something like that. She has more pressing matters than losing to a time-traveler-but-not-really-or-maybe-he-is-well-fuck-who-cares.
Quote from: Kris on June 25, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: Jackson on June 22, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Jeremy: I'm reading the results, and I win my first match with Hughes ^_^ (I know that Kris no-showed.)
Jeremy: So...here's a question: do you think Jackson would be pissed that Rachel fell to Hughes?
Jax Jackson: Why?
Jax Jackson: Why would he care?
Jeremy: Well.
Jeremy: He's married to her
Jeremy: He should be all, "DAMN YOU, HUGHES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU~!" lol
Jeremy: God, I'm horrible.
Jax Jackson: Again why would he care?
Jax Jackson: She's a fighter. Losing is part of it
Jeremy: I. Don't. Know!
Jax Jackson: :p
Jeremy: Yeah
Jeremy: I be she'd be all, "Brad, Clayton was mean to me :(
Jeremy: lol
Jax Jackson: Nope pretty sure Rachel would NEVER say something like that
I can 100% confirm that Rachel wouldn't say something like that. She has more pressing matters than losing to a time-traveler-but-not-really-or-maybe-he-is-well-fuck-who-cares.
The time traveling will come...when I write it! :P
After discovering the wonders of bacon-flavored lube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENNSvDNLFqA&feature=player_embedded)...
Kristinthalys says (11:10 PM):
*Rachel: You're never gonna walk through a diner without getting a hard-on ever again.
Jax Jackson says (11:12 PM):
*Jax: And then I'll get arrested as a pervet for freaking out some old bat with my breakfast fetish.
Kristinthalys says (11:12 PM):
*Rachel: *laughs* You're welcome.
Conversation with Rich Ward at 2:30am while walking around Manchester. This is probably not going to be as funny as it was at the time.
Rich: "LISA! I thought you were gonna quit smoking!"
Me: "I never said that."
Rich: "You did. You promised me."
Me: "True. About 10 times in six years."
Rich: "And you have it in your Twitter bio...'blah blah blah, smoking and drinking'. So not only do you DO it, you glorify it and advertise it like you're proud of it."
Me: "I knooooooooooooow."
Rich: "Let me put it to you like this..."
Me: "Please don't. Last time you did this you compared it to having sex with M. Shadows."
Rich: "The thing that separates us human beings from the apes is that we have choices to not--"
Me: "So now I'm an ape?"
Rich: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!"
Me: "You did!"
Rich: "No. I didn't say that. What I said is that what separates us from the...animal kingdom, is that we get to make choices and not act on impulses. And the fact that we can make choices, means that we can say no and..."
Me: "And not be compared to apes."
Rich: "I don't think you should quit if you don't want to. But I think you should want to... and quit."
Me: "So basically you want me to want to quit smoking, and then quit smoking?"
Rich: "Exactly! Well put."
What the conversation led to is extremely hilarious, but I can't type it all up... and there are certain things from it that I'm not allowed to share XD
I have to post this on here. I messaged Jeremy Cundiff, who once handled over at FFW, and handles over at CPW with the three-person team, 8-Bit Beatdown. This is what transpired just a few short minutes ago.
Jeremy J. says
FUCK YOU, CUNDIFF! FUCK. YOU!
Oh, I mean, hello
Madman Szalinski says
yo
Jeremy J. says
Sup?
Madman Szalinski says
dealing with abrupt disconnections
you?
Jeremy J. says
Writing my Unleashed RP. Deadline's tomorrow.
Madman Szalinski says
FFW?
Jeremy J. says
Then I'll get to work on my CPW crap.
No
Unleased
Unleashed
Madman Szalinski says
?
Jeremy J. says
Lisa's fed
*Sigh*
Madman Szalinski says
FFW?
Jeremy J. says
...
NO YOU NUMBSKULL!
http://unleashed.darkhorseonline.net/index.php
THIS fed
Madman Szalinski says
THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS LISA'S FED?
Jeremy J. says
Click on the link, my child.
Madman Szalinski says
THE FED'S CALLED UNLEASHED?
WHAT THE FUCK?
Jeremy J. says
Yes.
Madman Szalinski says
WHAT THE CRISPY CHOCLATEY FUCK?
Jeremy J. says
...
Okay, you can stop yelling -_-
Madman Szalinski says
sorry
just get aggrivated at stupidity
like naming your fed UNLEASHED, WHAT THE FUCK...
sorry
Jeremy J. says
It's a fighting fed
The cards are called Unleashed
Think of the fed as...
The Circuit
Madman Szalinski says
the circuit?
Jeremy J. says
Yes
The Circuit.
Madman Szalinski says
oh, now this is just turning into horse piss
Jeremy J. says
*Blink*
Lisa will so kick your ass
Madman Szalinski says
bring it on
Of course I had emotes and the whole bit, but this is better without them xD
'cause heidi is awesome. it's a slow grower. hang in through the work rant nao.
[02:21:51] no leaf clover: i have a teddy bear cat. he smells like flea collar.
[02:22:20] breakthedust: I have two cats who probably want their late midnight snacks before i curl up to sleep away the fourth of july in a guilty hazy
[02:22:35] no leaf clover: guilty?
[02:22:42] breakthedust: Work makes me feel guilty.
[02:22:57] no leaf clover: ...?
[02:23:19] breakthedust: It's stupid. Particularly in comparison to most people's work-related complaints.
[02:25:06] breakthedust: It's just that as far as I understood, I'd be able to be flexible in my schedule as a supervisor, and so far I've just been fucked, and they pay me about a third what I should, and I still have to be on the phones calling for less money than what the callers get. You'd think you get a promotion, you get more money. Not just more responsibility, headaches, and anxiety. They're supposed to pay you more to make up for all that.
[02:26:03] no leaf clover: aaaaaaaaaaaah.
[02:28:46] breakthedust: But I don't want to go back to the phones and I'm tired of being yelled at because of politics and I'm tired of getting all worked up and feeling guilty before ever talking to my boss.
[02:29:34] no leaf clover: ... what're ya gonna do?
[02:29:46] breakthedust: hide under a rock.
[02:30:16] no leaf clover: ... those rolly polly bugs are really great guys you know...
[02:31:09] breakthedust: Translation: Avoid doing anything as long as possible and make whatever decision is easiest at the last minute and justify it to myself as being the only viable option for a dumb reason. And they are, they share their drinks with me, it's just that their drinks are really really small and I don't like taking so many, it makes me feel like that stupid girl at the bar that flirts just for free alcohol.
[02:32:00] no leaf clover: ... i fucking love you, heidi. cackling out loud so hard imma wind up explaining
[02:32:17] breakthedust: *giggles and hugs*
[02:32:34] no leaf clover: the honesty. it tickles!
[02:32:46] breakthedust: Like rolly pollys?
[02:33:14] no leaf clover: YES! GAHAHAHA
yesterday I reinstalled AIM on my Blackberry... this is the convo I got when I forgot to uncheck the "allow jerks who aren't on my list to message me" box. Why is that default checked off? That's retarded. Seriously!
My very first sex cam porno bot thing. Awwww.
onecuteguy123: hi!
onecuteguy123: hello?
bjaxsun013: Who is this?
onecuteguy123: Im nikki
Bjaxsun013: I don't think I know anyone named nikki
onecuteguy123: Hey what's up? 22/F here. u?
Bjaxsun013: If you're a female why does your sn say "onecuteguy"?
onecuteguy123: Hmm. Have we chatted before?
Bjaxsun013: No we haven't. I think I would remember that contradiction.
onecuteguy123: Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?
Bjaxsun013: Ceiling tiles, mostly
onecuteguy123: Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
onecuteguy123: Oooo wait. I got a fun idea. Have you ever watched a girI strip on cam b4?
Bjaxsun013: You didn't answer my question...what's up with your screen name?
onecuteguy123: WellII.... Do you want to watch me strip on cam?
Bjaxsun013: not if you won't answer me. I asked you a question first. That's only polite.
onecuteguy123: Yeah??? Yay! Ok weIl you have to signup on this site so that i cant be recorded.
onecuteguy123: lt onIy takes a seconnd an its frree. k?
Bjaxsun013: I did NOT say yes and you still didn't answer me. Are you a robot?
onecuteguy123: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
Bjaxsun013: Have you been sent from the future to kill me?
onecuteguy123: http://access.im/9/nikki go there thenn at the top cIlick on the golId JOlN FREE button ok?
Bjaxsun013: So why does your name say "onecuteguy"?
onecuteguy123: Nikki
Bjaxsun013: Have to be honest, "Nikki"... I'm really not into chicks with dicks
onecuteguy123: AIso it wiIl ask for a credit card whhen you signup. But DONT worrry lt dosennt charge the carrd at alI. Not even 1 penny. lts just to maake sure that your oveer 18. k?
Bjaxsun013: I'd prefer it if you paid me for my time...
onecuteguy123: K babe welI hurrry up. When you get lIogged in then viiew my cam and we can haave some fun
Bjaxsun013: You are not a real person. You can't even have a conversation
onecuteguy123: l also havve some toys ;-X but you have to tipp me some goId or takee me in private to seee those.
Bjaxsun013: I have toys too but you wouldn't like them. They're the melty-flesh-peely kind of toys.
Bjaxsun013: you know the liquid metal guy in the slag at the end of T2? They do that. Unless you're into that. Not that I'm judging you if you are...
onecuteguy123: Hey Iets taIlk on there my aim iis messing up.
Bjaxsun013: Excuse me. I need to go talk to a human. You're boring and your typing skills are terrible.
******* user 'onecuteguy123' has been blocked *******
That's the exact same bot who hit me up on my sn for Freddie. He didn't respond and 'she' went through that entire convo without him. :)
those used to pop up on V's in-character aim. i would dutifully respond in-character.
the results were hilarious. i wish i'd saved them.
"I have toys too but you wouldn't like them. They're the melty-flesh-peely kind of toys." *tips hat* *applauds*
Quote from: Kore on August 21, 2011, 12:40:46 PM
those used to pop up on V's in-character aim. i would dutifully respond in-character.
the results were hilarious. i wish i'd saved them.
"I have toys too but you wouldn't like them. They're the melty-flesh-peely kind of toys." *tips hat* *applauds*
I think I was channeling V at that point. ;)
guitarGODJ711: excuse me sir, have we met before?
Jax: i don't believe so
Jax: who are you?
guitarGODJ711: i dont believe so either, but most people know me as JT
Jax: if we had met,where might we know each other from?
guitarGODJ711: that i cant answer lol because i dont have a clue
Jax: do you write stuff online?
guitarGODJ711: such as?
Jax: roleplays for pretend wrestlers, for example
guitarGODJ711: i used to. im not so much an rp'er as a fed head nowadays. i just opened a brand new place earlier today actually
guitarGODJ711: i was wondering if maybe youd be interested in checking it out?
Jax: i run my own fed, and rp in another
Jax: doubt i have time
guitarGODJ711: totally understandable, thanks for at least hearing me out man
Jax: no prob, dude... going to at least toss me a link or anything?
guitarGODJ711: im not the type of person to be cliche and kiss ass and keep tossing a link at you. ill sit here and talk with you man to man, and give you a link if you want it
guitarGODJ711: you obviously want it since you asked
guitarGODJ711: http://ehwfv2.proboards.com/index.cgi
guitarGODJ711: feel free to check it out, ask me any questions, im always free
Jax: if you were kissing ass, you'd actually be pretending to know who i am
guitarGODJ711: good point actually lol
Jax: dude, there's nothing to see... don't you have anything on the forums yet?
guitarGODJ711: oh, i might have the guest restriction on
guitarGODJ711: hold on
Jax: lol
guitarGODJ711: my bad lol, should be good now
Jax: right on... only one person on your roster?
guitarGODJ711: just opened earlier today man lol
guitarGODJ711: not even that, just a couple hours ago
Jax: i have a deep and personal loathing for proboards.
Jax: so i'll have to pass
Jax: thanks anyhow
guitarGODJ711: your welcome sir. can i ask why you dislike proboards?
Jax: they're unreliable as hell... they scream WWE rip off fed from 1999... they're full of hackers and trolls... very insecure
Jax: just to name a few
guitarGODJ711: i see what you mean
Jax: http://unleashed.darkhorseonline.net/index.php
guitarGODJ711: personally, i find them easy to use and very reliable. i wouldnt know about wwe rip off feds from 1999 though
Jax: that's what a non proboards fed can look like
guitarGODJ711: with all do respect sir, as it looks amazing and all
guitarGODJ711: thats not much different from a proboards fed
Jax: really?
guitarGODJ711: doesnt look like it honestly
Jax: i own the hosting and i control who accesses the site
Jax: it's uncluttered... doesn't have a lame xchat box on it
Jax: *shrug* I started rping back in the 90's on geoshitties and angelfire and proboards sites
Jax: times have moved on, my friend
Jax: do you have your roster contained in a nice place like mine is on the "Information" tab on proboards?
Jax: no... it's a messy forum post in a topic
guitarGODJ711: youve made your point pretty clear
Jax: i wish you luck
guitarGODJ711: im sorry i can "own the hosting", seeing as that probably costs money
guitarGODJ711: and im unemployed
guitarGODJ711: because no one is fucking hiring
Jax: geee that sucks
guitarGODJ711: and ill smack everyone in congress if i have to, but meh
Jax: best of luck on your random AOL recruiting.
bahahaha. i remember the Great Debacle of PWE where one of the gigantic overbloated staff decided to take over the place and demodded everybody but himself and his wife.
it was proboards.
i was in the backend taking out the garbage before they even got word to the original admin.
I found it hilarious that he kept calling you sir, and not once did you correct him lol
Nope. Never do. It was clear that he didn't know who the hell I was, so what's the point? It's more fun to be a dick to tards like that.
Also, I am a guy, IC, about 95% of the time.
Patrick: Getting excited for the move?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Nooooo
Jax/Kitty/LG: I am already exhausted
Jax/Kitty/LG: And I have to be up at 6am tomorrow
Patrick: That sucks. I hate waking up anytime before about 11.
Jax/Kitty/LG: I get up at 9am for work every day
Patrick: You are apparently some sort of robot woman.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Perhaps
Patrick: It's cool, robots are good with me.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Thankfully I don't have lasers in my boobs so it's all good.
Patrick: Uh, why would that ever be a good thing?
Patrick: All the psychological damage you could do with laser boobs.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Oh I know, right? But it is a tad intimidating
Patrick: True. True. But then if you were ever in the awkward position of having to fake an orgasm all you'd have to do is fake an inadvertent laser malfunction.
Patrick: What guy would be like, "I call bullshit on that. You faked that giant beam of light that destroyed me decorative Chinese chandelier!"
Jax/Kitty/LG: Why do u think I had them removed? Too expensive in damages
Patrick: Touché.
Quote from: Jackson on September 02, 2011, 04:16:09 PM
Patrick: Getting excited for the move?
Jax/Kitty/LG: Nooooo
Jax/Kitty/LG: I am already exhausted
Jax/Kitty/LG: And I have to be up at 6am tomorrow
Patrick: That sucks. I hate waking up anytime before about 11.
Jax/Kitty/LG: I get up at 9am for work every day
Patrick: You are apparently some sort of robot woman.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Perhaps
Patrick: It's cool, robots are good with me.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Thankfully I don't have lasers in my boobs so it's all good.
Patrick: Uh, why would that ever be a good thing?
Patrick: All the psychological damage you could do with laser boobs.
Jax/Kitty/LG: Oh I know, right? But it is a tad intimidating
Patrick: True. True. But then if you were ever in the awkward position of having to fake an orgasm all you'd have to do is fake an inadvertent laser malfunction.
Patrick: What guy would be like, "I call bullshit on that. You faked that giant beam of light that destroyed me decorative Chinese chandelier!"
Jax/Kitty/LG: Why do u think I had them removed? Too expensive in damages
Patrick: Touché.
LOL!
Although laser boobs should defs be researched.
This is why it's sometimes best to not ask me to collab on promos at 1:30 in the morning.
QuoteDesecration Inc 1:25 am
I'm helping Jake and Tim write a promo for IGA!
Tim typed this:
Adrian: Oh he definitely gets points for originality but how does that get you closer to a championship? The answer is, as you kinda pointed out, it doesn't. That really is an odd quirk for a professional wrestler to have though. I mean If I were enough of a dick I'd probably do everything possible
CMB 1:26 am
Oh, cool. How's it going?
Desecration Inc 1:26 am
...but then he stopped, for a moment.
I thought he was stuck.
So I helped.
to make him a dirty, dirty boy indeed. OH YES I WOULD! WITH PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!
Kaji: DON'T FORGET THE JELLY!
Adrian: OKAAAAAAY~! *z-snap formation*
Brandon: OOOOOH GUUUUUUURL~~~!
But they made me take it out.
<.<
Desecration Inc 1:27 am
But I was helping!
CMB 1:28 am
A for effort!
Desecration Inc 1:28 am
And for AWESOME.
Josh is HILARIOUS!
The Great says (10:29 PM):
LEES!
PIMPIN'!
Jax says (10:30 PM):
heya buddy!
The Great says (10:30 PM):
Avengers tomorrow.
Waddya say, you down or WHAT?!
Jax says (10:30 PM):
seeing it on wednesday
The Great says (10:30 PM):
BULLSHIT.
Get in the car and ride your ass down here.
SEE IT TOMORROW.
Jax says (10:30 PM):
i gots to work, dude
The Great says (10:30 PM):
shiiiiiiiit.
i'll call in for you.
Don't worry.
The Great says (10:31 PM):
I have a doctor-y voice.
It's totally legit.
=)
=D!
Jax says (10:34 PM):
;)
The Great says (10:34 PM):
rofl
I GOT YOU BUDDY.
The Great says (10:35 PM):
"This is Doctor...Pepper. I'm treating Lisa for [something I'll look up for later]. She's being held for observation in a controlled environment so we can confirm incubation periods and just how contagious this virus is. She should be alright in, say, 72 hours."
Gotcha.
It's cool.
Jax says (10:35 PM):
oh yeah
very convincing
The Great says (10:36 PM):
OH YEAH.
I know it looks bad in an IM box.
But.
TRUST ME.
I've got that Morgan Freeman voice.
Nobody questions it.
Jax says (10:38 PM):
Morgan Freeman... dude could narrate anything and make it awesome
The Great says (10:39 PM):
hell yeah!
You're right.
I got that kinda voice.
Nobody questions it. =) IT's scary.
The Great says (10:40 PM):
I could say 'titty sprinkles' and nobody would even say anything.
Jax says (10:41 PM):
lmao... dude, i so wanna hear that now
The Great says (10:42 PM):
LMFAO.
The Great says (10:43 PM):
I'll see what I can do when I get home.
ask mina, she'll tell you.
Jax says (10:45 PM):
i think we talked on voice chat way back in the day
like... 10 years ago or something
The Great says (10:48 PM):
yeah we might have.
like thirty years ago.
It's been a minute.
back in the dial up days.
rofl
it's gotten MOAR AWESOME.
oh yeah.
The Great says (10:49 PM):
like a fine wine, baybeh, I just get BETTER WITH AAAAAAGE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Great says (12:19 AM):
The only reason the Sahara is still a desert is because I haven't started talking to it yet. When I do, it'll get wet, too.
Jax says (12:22 AM):
omfg.... i so need to steal that
The Great says (12:23 AM):
LOL.
GOOD YOU'RE ALIVE.
I was worried I made you laugh yourself into a stroke or sometihng.
The Great says (12:24 AM):
actually Lees I think that may be the single greatest thing I've ever said.
TRUE STORY BRO.
Jax says (12:30 AM):
it's up there