Some products were never meant for direct market. Submitted for your approval is a chair that if I saw someone using it....neither one of us would ever get anything accomplished.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4)
whiskey. tango. foxtrot!
Submitted for your approval! Ladies, I didn't realize this was such an overwhelming issue for you! And while the following device may aid you in sleeping, I assure it won't help your fiance or husband or boyfriend to get to sleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCwythxdSk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCwythxdSk)
Quote from: Christian Cain on June 22, 2010, 04:37:29 PM
Submitted for your approval! Ladies, I didn't realize this was such an overwhelming issue for you! And while the following device may aid you in sleeping, I assure it won't help your fiance or husband or boyfriend to get to sleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCwythxdSk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCwythxdSk)
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That thing is wrong on soooooooooooo many levels.
LMAO Best. Reading. Ever.
I hope someone does the Chinese army shovel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFMaWhsegzg) in an informercial style :D
Submitted for your approval is yet another item I hope will find a useful product in one of your homes. Finally, the evolution of two ply is upon us! I hear Doctor Octopus invented this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo)
i'm just glad they didn't decide to demonstrate the function. :'(
Quote from: Christian Cain on July 16, 2010, 02:52:54 AM
Submitted for your approval is yet another item I hope will find a useful product in one of your homes. Finally, the evolution of two ply is upon us! I hear Doctor Octopus invented this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo)
That video left me stupefied the entire time.
It looked more like a double-ended dildo to me.
Not that I ever use them, I'm not into penetration, but still, I've seen the porn.
You know, being a longtime player of video games, many is the time I'm sure someone out there said to themselves "If only they'd make a game set in a vagina..." Well to those four people, I say your wish be granted. NSFW
http://kotaku.com/5605786/playing-privates-will-devastate-your-sex-drive (http://kotaku.com/5605786/playing-privates-will-devastate-your-sex-drive)