I'm new

[AdamGrenway]

Hey everyone, what's up? My name is Adam and I'm new to the forum. I just wanted to say hey.. I hope I posted this in the right section.. if not, mods please feel free to move it.

[Jackson]

You posted it in the writing section. Welcome. Are you here to write? If so, I'd like an application for your character please. You can find the join form in the Information tab at the top of the forum.

Thanks.

[Osbourne Kilminster]

Can I rape the new guy this time?

Oh yeah, new guys - you need a bottle of lube, a bag of tortilla chips, a pair of pink furry handcuffs and about fifty dollars in loose change.

[Mark Chapman]

Why didn't I get raped?

*feels left out*

Oh, and welcome new person!

[Gabriel Chance]

This is verbatim the exact same thing the last spammer did before they had their account deleted. I'd welcome the spammer, but that would be disingenuous of me.

[Jackson]

I knew it was. I just left it up to see if the spammer would pretend to be real before I could have fun banning and IPblocking him.