Happy Birthday!

[Jackson]

  Happy B-day to my good friend Leese! Have a good one, you bloody wanker! (couldn't think of a good British insult)

[Mark Chapman]

LMAO!... Better than being a slag, I guess XD

I have an e-penis... I can wank that way  

Thank you  

[Jackson]

My e-penis is bigger than yours! 

[Mark Chapman]

It is not! Don't make me break out the boner pictures... 

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

happy birthday! sorry, but lisa's e-penis is bigger.

[Mark Chapman]

How would YOU know? 
Stop destroying my ego on my day

*combines all my e-penises* Now mine's bigger!

[Oliver Raine]

have a nice birthday, enjoy it while you can, only happens once a year! o.o just like Christmas...

and FYI... I have a black e-penis...so I win!!!

[Mark Chapman]

lisa's e-penis is bigger.

Also, that statement is void because I'm Lisa too 

[Jackson]

Or perhaps Joyce was making a funny?! 

[Ryann]

Happy birthday Leese.   And I'm staying out of the e-penis debate, thank you.

[Osbourne Kilminster]

This is fucked up...

...but yeah, Happy Birthday.

[V]

pfft.  everybody knows i got the biggest e-dong around.  in the words of one of my old buddies:  "Wow! Even completely random retards know about (Kore)'s colossal e-penis. Seriously. That thing turned Jenna Jameson into a Mormon."

better with context, but still.

also... HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEESE!  v is sending over a cake right now filled with las vegas hookers.  however, i think he mighta put them in BEFORE he baked it, so... with caution, my friend.

[Mark Chapman]

I won £500 on a scratch card yesterday. What a great birthday present, haha.
I also got stupidly wasted and can only remember parts of the night. I remember crying all the way home and my aunt telling me to shut the fuck up but I don't remember actually getting out of the taxi XD

Surprisingly, I'm not hungover. Thank God. I'm working tonight.

[Shane Sanders]

  long live the epenis and happy birthday (again) Leese