dont fight crackheads

[The Reckoner]

i knocked him out.

but if anyone requests i will post a picture of the tooth he knocked out

WHO WANTS TO SEE IT? JUST ASK BAYBAY!

[Spiral]

Not really.

[Tyler Lukas]

Haha, call Spiral whatever you want but don't ever call him dishonest. 

[Osbourne Kilminster]

what the fuck are you on about? you beat up a crackhead? Smashing. Good on you, old bean.

[The Reckoner]

yeah i am pretty proud. I saw him from a distance and just went running at him with a 3 iron.

Do you really think i'm that low Ozzy? hahah. people who jump crack heads aren't alliterate enough to be in efeds.

Some dude jumped out in front of my car and i was assuming he needed help so i stopped my car and got out and asked if everything is alright. (I'm a small town kid and i was raised on if someone needs help you look to help no matter how sketchy the situation might look. Probably not the best mindset to bring to a big city.)

Anyways i get out and i ask him if everything is alright and he screams at me "Was it you who jumped off the deck?!!?!"

I was confused as hell and asked him what he was talking about, and to that he sucker punched me in the face which fucked up my four front teeth. I stumbled backwards and he tried to kick me, i caught his foot, put him on his back and when he got to one knee and in the famous words of mike tyson i gave him "A titanic left that 'broke his head' " and he was out like a light. I drove home and booked a dentist appointment.

Following, i got really drunk that night and when i got home i made that post. It's nice to see the people hear are so friendly.

Fuck all y'all haha.

[Osbourne Kilminster]

Should have raped him over the bonnet of your car, man. Then everyone'd be too shit scared to fuck with you.

[Julian York]

Why are you posting in a forum about this?

I don't get it.  Maybe I'm missing something.

[Tim]

yeah i am pretty proud. I saw him from a distance and just went running at him with a 3 iron.

Do you really think i'm that low Ozzy? hahah. people who jump crack heads aren't alliterate enough to be in efeds.

Seriously, Sean?  Alliterate?  The correct spelling of that word would be "illiterate".  But the word you were looking for is the opposite of that word, literate.  The massive irony of you misspelling and misusing that word in that sentence is just...outstanding.  Truly.

[Julian York]

I didn't even notice that until now.

Lulzy.

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

yeah i am pretty proud. I saw him from a distance and just went running at him with a 3 iron.

Do you really think i'm that low Ozzy? hahah. people who jump crack heads aren't alliterate enough to be in efeds.

Seriously, Sean?  Alliterate?  The correct spelling of that word would be "illiterate".  But the word you were looking for is the opposite of that word, literate.  The massive irony of you misspelling and misusing that word in that sentence is just...outstanding.  Truly.

Hahaha.  Much love for grammar nazis.

[The Reckoner]

.....

um......

oops. haha. Slightly embarrassed.

And i am posting it in the forum because you guys are my family and i want to share my life with you.

In all honesty i was just kinda dumbfounded about it and i thought it would create some interesting talk. Or maybe somebody else has a good Crack head story. Ozzy raped one over his car by the sounds of it. Kinda out does me.

[Mad Dog]

what the fuck are you on about? you beat up a crackhead? Smashing. Good on you, old bean.

Old Bean?  What are you British?

Oh wait you are.

Bloody pom.