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HILARIOUS CONVOS!

Started by Jackson, December 11, 2009, 12:05:43 AM

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Jackson

I know Cancer! :) Tell him I said hello.


Thingybloke

Not really the convo itself that's funny, so much as Trillian's feature whereby some phrases get linked to Wikipedia. It picks up some pretty random words at times...



V

i have to turn that shit off, or i spend half my day on f'n wikipedia.

also, SJK's broad would be hot if she didn't have two of my three major pet peeves:

1. don't overpluck your eyebrows, some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.
2. there is a difference in a tan and looking like you rolled in Cheetos dust.

take away her tweezers and her Mystic Tan subscription, and i'd hit it.

Mark Chapman

Accidentally gave a staff member spoilers XD

(05:38) Writin: ...
6564 words of match
and the aftermath hasn't been written yet LOL

(05:38) Jammy  Wammy Zig: theres an aftermath?
wouldnt they be like..... ded  

(05:38) Writin: oh yeah

(05:39) Jammy  Wammy Zig: WELL WELL

(05:39) Writin: handshake? there's GOTTA be an aftermath
handshake... and HUG  :O

(05:39) Jammy  Wammy Zig: ....... wat?

(05:39) Writin: i thought I told you they were gonna shake hands and Kam was gonna turn face?  

(05:39) Jammy  Wammy Zig: ........
No  

(05:39) Writin:  I'm sure I did... because you're the nosy one who likes secrets XD

(05:40) Jammy  Wammy Zig: I would've definitely remembered something important as that  >:(

(05:40) Writin: oops. well. now you have a spoiler  

(05:40) Jammy  Wammy Zig: Why face?!

(05:41) Writin: because I want Mark and Kam to make fwiends! And I was running out of shit with Kam
 
(05:41) Jammy  Wammy Zig: Kam as an asshole was awesome!

(05:42) Writin: Kam is ALWAYS an asshole. he's still cocky and arrogant when he's face  

(05:43) Writin: Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (05:42):
*lmao yes
Writin says (05:42):
*he's like SJK
Sat there with some new girl, what is this? says (05:43):
*gotta love SJK... booed as a face and cheered as a heel
Writin says (05:43):
*YES!

(05:44) Jammy  Wammy Zig: Bahaha, awesome

Thingybloke

Quote from: fiVe on April 25, 2010, 09:15:09 AM
some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.

Irony! The use of the word 'some' before a number when giving a fact is one of my pet peeves  :D

It just feels... syntactically wrong to me, lol.

Jackson

Quote from: Thingybloke on April 25, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: fiVe on April 25, 2010, 09:15:09 AM
some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.

Irony! The use of the word 'some' before a number when giving a fact is one of my pet peeves  :D

It just feels... syntactically wrong to me, lol.

Hello fellow grammar/English language use Nazi. Welcome to Unleashed! :)


V

Quote from: Thingybloke on April 25, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: fiVe on April 25, 2010, 09:15:09 AM
some 75% of facial expressions are recognised from them.

Irony! The use of the word 'some' before a number when giving a fact is one of my pet peeves  :D

It just feels... syntactically wrong to me, lol.

point.  if i CBF to go look up the numbers, i should just say "most".

Mark Chapman

L. M. Shadows. says (10:44):
*Shads Mysterio!


The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:44):
*LMMFAO

L. M. Shadows. says (10:44):
* XD
*aint it awesome?

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:45):
*its fucking cool ^^'

L. M. Shadows. says (10:46):
*^^
*i love this
*hold on

*just so they know what's what
*XD
*FLAME
*PYRO
*FLAME
*SLASH
*PYRO
*CONCUSSION
*MINES

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:47):
*hahaha wtf

L. M. Shadows. says (10:47):
*the fucks concussion? ^^

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:48):
*exactly lol

L. M. Shadows. says (10:48):
*and mines sounds kinda dangerous

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:48):
*shads bashes himself in the head

L. M. Shadows. says (10:48):
*I'LL TRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*BANG!
*shads loses a leg

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:48):
*I'LL TRY-E-I-E-I-EEEE *mine explosion*

L. M. Shadows. says (10:49):
*what does LSG mean? ^^
*Love Synyster Gates?

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:49):
*Little Square Girl?

L. M. Shadows. says (10:49):
*Leese's So Gorgeous?
*yep
*totally

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:50):
*haha
*Leese Sucks Gonads
*;)
*Leese Sniffs Gash

The Arch Duke of Awesome                -        Playing Soulstorm says (10:51):
*Leese Smells Gina

L. M. Shadows. says (10:51):
*LMAO
*Gina as is vag or Zacky's gf?
*oh wait
*that's Gena
*I think
*whatever
*same difference


Thingybloke

Quote from: Jackson on April 25, 2010, 03:33:18 PM
Hello fellow grammar/English language use Nazi. Welcome to Unleashed! :)

We may have already met at Grammar Nazis Anonymous :D

I has a linguistics degree, which I blame entirely for my grammar Nazi tendencies. Yes yes.

Jackson

Quote from: Thingybloke on April 26, 2010, 11:35:07 AM
Quote from: Jackson on April 25, 2010, 03:33:18 PM
Hello fellow grammar/English language use Nazi. Welcome to Unleashed! :)

We may have already met at Grammar Nazis Anonymous :D

I has a linguistics degree, which I blame entirely for my grammar Nazi tendencies. Yes yes.

I imagine we have. Excellent coffee and danishes at those meetings. :)


Shane Sanders

This is what a room full of drunk/high nerds in Louisiana talk about  on a Saturday night

Warning: Lots of cursing and the word 'nigga' I wouldn't advise watching if you are against that or if you are somewhere where you could get in trouble for it

PS: Forgive the shakiness of the camera I was a bit out of it myself

http://tinypic.com/m/9zvaxy/3


RingOtaku

That reminds me. I want to make a mote with the lines of "Nazis: Don't actually give a fuck about your grammar"

and a related "Nazi: Despite what Americans think it's not a synonym for asshole"

I have plenty of hilarious convos at work. Too bad you can't copy/paste real life.

Sinnybuns/Mika

Jeremy...you're weird.

Jeremy says:
Ja schnell!
Ich liebe dich! :D
freya says:
>_>
NEIN.
Jeremy says:
*Sniffle* why?!
I'll motorboat your boobs again :P
freya says:
I'll stick a grenade down your pants.
Jeremy says:
X_X you're vicious... I love it! ^_^


"Beauty is only skin-deep...ugly goes down to the bone."

Thingybloke

Quote from: The Wandering Bard on April 28, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
That reminds me. I want to make a mote with the lines of "Nazis: Don't actually give a fuck about your grammar"

;D Yeah... I get wound up over little things when it comes to grammar, yet at the same time, I'm about as un-precriptivist a linguist as you could ever meet XD

Blitzkrieger

Quote from: Sinn on April 28, 2010, 10:09:27 PM
Jeremy...you're weird.

Jeremy says:
Ja schnell!
Ich liebe dich! :D
freya says:
>_>
NEIN.
Jeremy says:
*Sniffle* why?!
I'll motorboat your boobs again :P
freya says:
I'll stick a grenade down your pants.
Jeremy says:
X_X you're vicious... I love it! ^_^
You know you love it, Joyce ;)