My little sister has moments of awesome hilarity. She's having to revise an essay for college that she got a 100% on.
Joyce:Why do you have to revise it?
Mara: it's mandatory for everyone in the class.
Joyce: oh wtf. lol. that's just retarded
Mara: I agree. But I figure I'll find something I want to change.
Joyce: Yeah, more than likely. Just use a thesaurus and change a few words. POOF! Revised.
Mara: I'm not Stephanie Meyer thank you.
What have your siblings done recently/in the past that is incredibly awesome or incredibly stupid?
My sister has what we refer to in my family as "Amy Moments." Yeah, she's a natural blonde but I'd hardly call them blonde moments just because it's not a matter of her being "dingy" but more just.."special" in her own way. For instance:
My seven year old niece wants to be a pumpkin for Halloweenthis year.
My ten year old niece wants to be a ninja.
My sister tried to convice the older one that she should be something else. Because she's at a cool age I've been letting her watch a lot of anime with me and play video games so she's becoming a little anime fan.
My niece told her "I want to cosplay as a ninja" and my sister's only response was "...great. You can barely walk straight let alone be a ninja."
My sister is a never-ending source of "relationship hindsight". This means she hooks up with losers and after dumping them suddenly realizes they were assclowns. Then the rest of us just laugh and go "way to catch up to the rest of us. Only took you six months this time".
Quote from: The Wandering Bard on October 09, 2009, 12:20:33 AM
My sister is a never-ending source of "relationship hindsight". This means she hooks up with losers and after dumping them suddenly realizes they were assclowns. Then the rest of us just laugh and go "way to catch up to the rest of us. Only took you six months this time".
That's how most of my friends and family see me. lol
Looks like I'm the only one who doesn't have an awesome sibling. He's a fat cunt. Period.
i have an awesome sibling. we used to have Our Routine every year when the holidays struck of avoiding the entire Family Collective Thing by telling them we were gonna hang with each other and have some turkey.
and then, what ensued was sharing a bottle of Wild Turkey and finding the most un-holiday movie we could find. Hellraiser. or Saw. or Plan 9 From Outer Space. or something.
we also had the Valentines tradition of spaghetti dinner and Faces of Death.
we haven't done it the last couple years because i moved to ohio like a dumbass and then came back and had no transportation like a dumbass. and hey... i think i need to go text my brother now. maybe he won't mind a drive this year.
to resurrect this topic that i killed back in October... pleasedontjobmeforbumpingwuvyou...
i'm going to be driving down (in the car i just acquired recently) in the beginning of April to see my brother with a bottle of Kübler absinthe... theoretically. assuming i've got the cash for gas and can get a bottle of Kübler in time (pffft it'll probably wind up being Lucid probably).
i'm calling it a very belated demented Saint Patty's (come on it's GREEEEEEEN) or an early, heretical, possibly irrelevant Easter.
as long as there's no Kylie Minogue singing about the hills being alive, we're good. and hey, when you type 'Minogue', Firefox spellcheck suggests 'Minotaur' instead. that's f'n awesome.
yeah, so God knows what's gonna happen. if you've never done absinthe, you don't really HALLUCINATE, but it is a verrrrry different drunk, more like a high. i know in the past with Kübler, the thujone (or whatever) was knocking at my cerebrum well before the alcohol content got there, and when left to his own devices my brother wound up getting fucking Absente (booooooooooooo) so... good times.
My bro bangs hot chicks all the fucking time. That's pretty awesome. I think he got the looks and I got the brains. Shame that seems to mean he gets the pussy and I get fuck all. Ha.
I do not have an awesome brother at all. He's a jerk and I love him only cause I have to. :P
I have kickass siblings. Sadly, don't see them as often as I'd like since I moved back to the UK. I see my brother every few months when he comes to visit his dad, and he's 18 now so we can go out and get drunk. Hooray!
I miss my little sister lots, though :( Haven't seen her in over three years now. We talk on the phone and on MSN and stuff, but it would be nice to see her and give her a hug. She's all grown up now and it's WEIRD.
Soo...my little sister just got her first tattoo. Three cancer ribbons.
I can just hear the call from my dad now. >_<
my little brother (almost 21) may be a jack ass most of the time, but i have to give him props for being man enough to drive around in a PINK truck that he purchased all by him self!
Meh. My bro is okay sometimes. I think he flips a coin in the morning to see if he'll be a jackass that day.
I love being an only child! ;D
i remember being woken up by him calling this one time after noon (which is like my midnight, which yes, this is more like twelve sixteen at night right now for me) to inform me that he just had to put out his truck that was on fucking fire.
yes. he was driving around at lunch break and looked back and-- fucking fire. the camping gear he'd left in the back was in flames, over the level of the top of his cab. isn't all camping gear supposed to be flame retardant? and to top it off apparently as he was hosing the thing down, some guy passed him and yelled FLAME ON.
these sort of things only happen to him. and always happen to him. and we both have this habit of saying things you're never supposed to say in public, like telling the old lady taking forever to order in front of you that she might want to get the food before she keels.
My little sister is awesome. She's been suspended until Thursday for "fighting".
Mom posted on my facebook wall to tell me lol
Lynne Casey
fighting as in defending herself from this cow that is 4 times the size of hannah,and also hit hannah before..one of those girls who gets u when ur not looking..hannah has brought home her hair that was pulled out and i took pics of her face with scratches down the left side,..Hannah asked her for the celotape AND IT KICKED OFF FROM THERE X
Karen Taylor
bloody ell is she ok ? xxx
Sue Broadbent
Good for her I hate bullies grrr
Hannah Casey
well the good thing is i dont have any school tomorrow (A)
Lynne Casey
and i dont have to get up early :-)
Hannah Casey
lol
Sue Broadbent
Go Hannah:)
Hannah Casey
lol :)
Proud of her for finally standing up to this girl. I've had conversations with her before about it. Though, like always, it's the one who is actually the victim that gets punished. Maybe this girl will leave her alone now that she knows she can stand up for herself.
LOVE MY BROTHER!!
I haven't seen my little sister in over 3 years. She turns 16 in August, and wants me to be there for her birthday... and I want nothing more than to be there. I told her I would be, but, since I still don't have a full time job, it's proving extremely difficult to be able to afford flights.
Was talking to my brother today and he said he's coming over here in July, and I told him I'm hoping to get over there in August because Hannah wants me there for her birthday. He said he'll pay for my flight, so I can definitely be there for her birthday, and his (which is 2 days later).
We just worked it all out after going through different dates. We're going to keep it a secret from my sister, mom and stepdad and my bro is gonna meet me at the airport in Amsterdam then we'll jump on a train back to where they live and I'll walk through the door at 8PM ON her birthday ;D
Quotewerke - aaron says (15:53):
*i just like the idea of you walking through the door ON her bday, at 8 oclock
*she would love that, and mum would
I have to feel like a bitch in the meantime and tell my sis I won't make it over, just so the surprise is even better. I can't wait. My brother is the bestest.
Obviously I'm not just going to take his money, show up and forget about it :D It's his birthday too. I'll pay him back, probably before I even get there, I just don't have the money all in one go to pay for it myself in advance before the prices soar.
I'm so proud of him. He's grown up so quickly!