How many of you have awesome siblings?

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

My little sister has moments of awesome hilarity.  She's having to revise an essay for college that she got a 100% on.

Joyce:Why do you have to revise it?

Mara: it's mandatory for everyone in the class.

Joyce: oh wtf. lol. that's just retarded

Mara: I agree. But I figure I'll find something I want to change.

Joyce: Yeah, more than likely.  Just use a thesaurus and change a few words. POOF! Revised.

Mara: I'm not Stephanie Meyer thank you.



What have your siblings done recently/in the past that is incredibly awesome or incredibly stupid?

[Shane Sanders]

My sister has what we refer to in my family as "Amy Moments." Yeah, she's a natural blonde but I'd hardly call them blonde moments just because it's not a matter of her being "dingy" but more just.."special" in her own way. For instance:

My seven year old niece wants to be a pumpkin for Halloweenthis year.

My ten year old niece wants to be a ninja.

My sister tried to convice the older one that she should be something else. Because she's at a cool age I've been letting her watch a lot of anime with me and play video games so she's becoming a little anime fan.

My niece told her "I want to cosplay as a ninja" and my sister's only response was "...great. You can barely walk straight let alone be a ninja."

[RingOtaku]

My sister is a never-ending source of "relationship hindsight". This means she hooks up with losers and after dumping them suddenly realizes they were assclowns. Then the rest of us just laugh and go "way to catch up to the rest of us. Only took you six months this time".

[Ryann]

My sister is a never-ending source of "relationship hindsight". This means she hooks up with losers and after dumping them suddenly realizes they were assclowns. Then the rest of us just laugh and go "way to catch up to the rest of us. Only took you six months this time".

That's how most of my friends and family see me.  lol

[BAKURA]

Looks like I'm the only one who doesn't have an awesome sibling.  He's a fat cunt.  Period.

[V]

i have an awesome sibling.  we used to have Our Routine every year when the holidays struck of avoiding the entire Family Collective Thing by telling them we were gonna hang with each other and have some turkey.

and then, what ensued was sharing a bottle of Wild Turkey and finding the most un-holiday movie we could find.  Hellraiser.  or Saw.  or Plan 9 From Outer Space.  or something.

we also had the Valentines tradition of spaghetti dinner and Faces of Death.

we haven't done it the last couple years because i moved to ohio like a dumbass and then came back and had no transportation like a dumbass.  and hey... i think i need to go text my brother now.  maybe he won't mind a drive this year.

[V]

to resurrect this topic that i killed back in October... pleasedontjobmeforbumpingwuvyou...

i'm going to be driving down (in the car i just acquired recently) in the beginning of April to see my brother with a bottle of Kübler absinthe... theoretically.  assuming i've got the cash for gas and can get a bottle of Kübler in time (pffft it'll probably wind up being Lucid probably).

i'm calling it a very belated demented Saint Patty's (come on it's GREEEEEEEN) or an early, heretical, possibly irrelevant Easter.

as long as there's no Kylie Minogue singing about the hills being alive, we're good.  and hey, when you type 'Minogue', Firefox spellcheck suggests 'Minotaur' instead.  that's f'n awesome.

yeah, so God knows what's gonna happen.  if you've never done absinthe, you don't really HALLUCINATE, but it is a verrrrry different drunk, more like a high.  i know in the past with Kübler, the thujone (or whatever) was knocking at my cerebrum well before the alcohol content got there, and when left to his own devices my brother wound up getting fucking Absente (booooooooooooo) so... good times.

[Osbourne Kilminster]

My bro bangs hot chicks all the fucking time. That's pretty awesome. I think he got the looks and I got the brains. Shame that seems to mean he gets the pussy and I get fuck all. Ha.

[Kayla Knix]

I do not have an awesome brother at all. He's a jerk and I love him only cause I have to. 

[Kai]

I have kickass siblings. Sadly, don't see them as often as I'd like since I moved back to the UK. I see my brother every few months when he comes to visit his dad, and he's 18 now so we can go out and get drunk. Hooray!

I miss my little sister lots, though Haven't seen her in over three years now. We talk on the phone and on MSN and stuff, but it would be nice to see her and give her a hug. She's all grown up now and it's WEIRD.

[Sinnybuns/Mika]

Soo...my little sister just got her first tattoo.  Three cancer ribbons. 

I can just hear the call from my dad now.  >_<

[toiletduck086]

my little brother (almost 21) may be a jack ass most of the time, but i have to give him props for being man enough to drive around in a PINK truck that he purchased all by him self!

[RingOtaku]

Meh. My bro is okay sometimes. I think he flips a coin in the morning to see if he'll be a jackass that day.

[Jackson]

I love being an only child! 

[V]

i remember being woken up by him calling this one time after noon (which is like my midnight, which yes, this is more like twelve sixteen at night right now for me) to inform me that he just had to put out his truck that was on fucking fire.

yes.  he was driving around at lunch break and looked back and-- fucking fire.  the camping gear he'd left in the back was in flames, over the level of the top of his cab.  isn't all camping gear supposed to be flame retardant?  and to top it off apparently as  he was hosing the thing down, some guy passed him and yelled FLAME ON.

these sort of things only happen to him.  and always happen to him.  and we both have this habit of saying things you're never supposed to say in public, like telling the old lady taking forever to order in front of you that she might want to get the food before she keels.